Femanons, what do you look for in a partner? I want to know so

girthy penis

fruitful career

>>34127963
ripe smegma

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>>34127963
you're already good enough anon

>>34127963
Mental stability is the most important thing. The rest are just bonuses

>>34128070
WHY WILL NO ONE DATE ME THEN

A vagina and no history of domestic violence

>>34128116
you just haven't been found by the right person yet

>>34128224
why do you make posts like this

black skin

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>>34128254
why not?
>post not original

>>34127963
Humility when it comes to lifestyle, some cockiness and arrogance when it comes to everything else.

>>34128360
because you're saying untrue hopeful things to strangers on the internet

why

does it make you feel like a good person to give hope to the hopeless

does it feed your ego

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>>34128170
>lesbian
>no history of domestic violence

>>34127963
Everyone looks for something different. You will be left with a plethora of qualities and none you can fulfill.
Be happy and confident, show that, and it will work every time.

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>>34128369
>because you're saying untrue hopeful things to strangers on the internet
what I say is true, if you keep pursuing something you're going to overthink and analyze and it's not going to happen, but if you just let it go for a little bit and make changes it will come to you

>>34128408
>but if you just let it go for a little bit and make changes it will come to you
dumbass frogposter

>>34128366
you could pick me but you won't you fucking whore.

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How would you rate me

Pros
>Would describe my looks as solid 7/10 facially
>185cm tall
>68kg weight
>Caucasian
>18cm dickens
>No history of spousal abuse or the likes
>Calm temper (introvert)
>Funny (at least my friends think i am)


Cons
>NEET
>Plays vidya most of the time when bored
>Boring life
>Inexperienced in dating and bed
>Might have mild autism haven't been diagnosed

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>>34127963
Honest answer?
>Good hygiene
>Dress decent but not look gay
>Interesting hobby, preferably something you make and can show off
Hygiene is most important, if you look clean and put together you'll make it

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>>34128418
you're just hating because low-key you know its true

>>34128474
you're just saying intentionally false things because shitposting is all you know

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>>34128485
If what I'm saying is false what is true then?

>>34127963
Ability to grow a full beard.

>>34127963
He has to be like my dad.

>>34128461
>tfw my hobby is mathematics
>no medal from IMO

I just like maths ;_;

>>34128570
this is what all women want

Ability and want to support a future family.
Mother and father both in picture and have good relationship with them.
Patient, calm, level-headed. Works on self improvement and has ambition.
Good communicator and can state any issues/misunderstanding in the relationship.
No bad credit.
No bad temper.
Works out for health/has some muscular definition in arms/shoulders.
Enjoys reading about politics/history/philosophy.
Very playful, but also can be dead serious.
6"+ dick
Generous/rough/mindful in bed.

>>34128605
this is me but i don't want anyone this demanding

I want Chad's personality in an average looking boy's body.

he has to be okay with my hikki lifestyle and not give me unsolicited advice and no faggy romantic shit

>>34128670
Chad doesn't have a personality, you braindead roast.

>>34128744
That's not true. Chad is fun and easy going and likes sports :^)

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>>34128710
Wanna be hikkis together?

>>34127963
dont change ever youself for another human its what makes you special
ask yourself how you can help them but dont change youre good as you are how bout that?

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The female is incapable of realizing projects or ambitions of any sort. Capable, strong,

perfect and pure women only exist in anime and manga. Do not mix up fiction with reality.

Fiction is superior to those pieces of meat. In case you are a conservative male, in this

horrid modern world, you must find refuge in things which portrays and still holds femininity

together with true beauty, which is the 2D female.

One of the biggest reasons why we abhor women is quite simple: The sensibility and perception

for cause-consequence relations has always been essential for the development of the human

and the sciences. Since the beginning of man, man tries to understand every possible relation

and correlation in nature, so that man may subjugate nature for his own advantage. A female,

however, was and will be responsible for methodical, ritualized and repetitive tasks, be it

nursing children, taking care of her offspring with simple instructions and cooking.

Women are biologically incapable of recognizing cause-consequence relations, for evolution

thought it needless for her. Look around you -- women tend to want to have relationships with

serial killers and violent men, and when they are unsurprisingly murdered, they blame a

fictional, unexistent society of oppressive men. They will blame a third party in EVERY case,

and never blame themselves. Women are capable of sticking their fingers into power outlets

then, after getting electrocuted, pass the blame along to the socket.

>>34129300
Again; i need you not to believe me, but just take a gander at the professions that are

typically chosen by women in our era, despite the ENORMOUS push for the integration of women

in more "male", STEM areas. Women gravitate towards methodical, subordinative, repetitive

jobs. Nurses. Actresses. Cooks. Hairdressers. Clerks. Have you ever met a successful female

investor? Or a sucessful female engineer? Neither did i!

When women create something, they are always copies of pre-existing things, be those natural

or man-made, and when the woman can get close enough to a masculine work, she is considered

"innovative" and "empowered".

Put a challenge, a trial in the hands of a man and you will see his eyes glow with purpose.

Do the same to a woman and watch her mental and emotional state denigrate in a matter of

days.

If you want to be inventive in any way, shape or form, do NOT tag along with a woman.

>>34129300
>he's this desperate to defend his anime obsession and feel like a fedora-sporting sophisticated man

kek.

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>>34129338
Prove me wrong. Hint: You can't

>>34129269
I'd rather be happy than unique.

>smart
>a bit mysterious
>vanilla
>serious
>good looking
>not a slob
>loves me and only me

gl anon

>>34128605
Neat. That's a fairly good description of me, though not exactly perfect in some apsects.

Too bad I'm too fucking shy to actually talk to the opposite sex.

>>34129377
happyness is transient
life runs in waves
nobody has everyday a good day

>>34129461
>life runs in waves
Not when you're miserable every day.

>>34128408
Things don't just come to you i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Either i don't do enough self-improvement(which is fucking insane if i list all the shit i do and have done for quite some time) or you're just a lying retard. I've been making loads of improvements this year and no fucking girl has just fallen into my lap yet.

fuck off troll

>>34128605
That is an 100% description of me, too bad you're probably a trap

>>34129378
I got 5/7. What do I win?

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>>34128461
I'm trying damnit

IQ of at least 85
Vagina
Likes outdoor stuff sometimes
Healthy weight (ex. less than 200 lbs at 5'5)

>>34129668
200 at 5'5 is fucking fat lmao

>>34129668
>200 at 5'5
>healthy weight

What hamplanet do you live on?

>>34127973
>girthy penis
what counts as girthy?

use common household objects.

>>34129819
large flashlight

>>34129819
something about toilet paper tubes

>>34129300
It's because they were selected to be this way. If a village got taken over by a group of invaders its women can just be subservient to the new rulers and they will still get to mate with the invaders whereas the men of the village, having no such privilege, will be killed.

>>34129551
you win this (you)
which of the 5

>>34127963
girls want someone who has confidence. say you're at a party and something goes wrong, if you quickly evaluate the situation and act on it without doing something stupid, you will get respect and admiration
you have to act calm and collected (unless you meet at a concert or a party or somethin) because a girl wouldn't want to have a romantic relationship with someone who acts like a child (feel free to crack a joke or be playful from time to time though, all within reason)it helps to have be tall, fit nice face etc but that really isn't necessary to get a qt gf, believe me. if you act maturely and "alpha" (confidence, good manners, in control etc) you will be good even if you look like shit...
also don't sperg out with a weird topic - unless she's an autist dont talk about vidya anime or any of that stuff, dont spout autistic memes only then having to explain them and feelinf weird

fuck this took a long time to write and it's actual good advice so to you reading this go and get a gf I believe in you!

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>>34128710
>not give me unsolicited advice
Fucking kek, my ex hated that, especially because I was always right without fail. I'm full-on dad mode.
>just drink some water, bby

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Who /startedlifting/ here?

Maybe if women can't stand my personality I just need to be buff

>redhead
>pale skin
>5' 7" or so
>BMI in healthy range
>symmetrical C or larger breasts
>forceful alpha bitch attitude
>likes bullying pathetic lesbians

>>34129300
jesus h. christ, son...

>>34130369

>Lifting for roasties

plebeians need to get out of muh gyms, and especially stay out of our (totally not-gay at all no sir) body building board.

>>34130369
what's your personality?

>>34130561
>/fit/
>not for plebs

Half the threads on /fit/ are tfw no gf, my dude.

>>34130568
Autism with a side of sort of being knowledgeable about some things but not enough to really impress anyone.

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>>34129378
>tfw 7/7 but still no gf

>>34130591

Janitors have been cracking down on a lot of that thankfully, and furthermore /fit/ is mostly memes and shitposting because the book on fitness has by and large already been written, all of the info you need is out there at your fingertips.

Also lift for yourself or some goal or you will be mostly disappointed, though it helps a bit with bonding with other bro's. For example, I started because I want to be an Army Ranger.

>>34128366
What the fuck does this even mean

fhhfvcf

>>34128605
>Mother and father both in picture and have good relationship with them.

How important is this one?

>>34130694
>loves me and only me
date me then

The man I seek has pure white skin,
and curly hair, and wrists too thin.
He comes to class a minute late
(except on more important dates.)
Though little regard for etiquette he holds,
in meeting problems he is bold.
Practical but not pragmatic,
his response is automatic,
he answers in a facile monotone.
(Now, bored, he pulls out his phone.)
Such a bright screen is not healthy for already strained eyes.
(Would he notice through two layers of glass, and look into my eyes?)
Oh, but he does not look scared,
though he has arrived unprepared.
He turns to ask, "May I have a pencil?"
I am drawn as through a stencil!
But that I were one seat closer that my hand might brush yours,
I would-- No, there is not time to turn a meeting to a chore.

Clueless man, object of affection,
why must we be placed in separate sections?
I would speak to you if I had the context,
but after the small talk, what would be next?
I do not know. I cannot pretend to know.
Perhaps I was born slow.
I will sit two rows behind
And imagine you are kind.
As the semester nears its end.
I do regret not daring to make a friend,
not daring to part with my loneliness.
Tomorrow I shall wear a bright white dress.
I will not hesitate at this juncture.
But wait-- A girl my heart will puncture.
She smiles and I hear your laughter.
I do not wait to hear what comes after.

I like guys that are very confident in themselves, even a tad on the arrogant side. Nothing makes a guy seem like friend material faster than getting the sense that he is a pushover.

Seeing that a guy is really hardworking is always a plus as well

>>34131291
Did you write that?
It was nice.

>>34131426
From the heart.
Thank you, anon.

>>34129378

>smart
People tell me I'm smart but I don't think I am
>a bit mysterious
What does it even mean
>vanilla
Sexually? Probably.
>serious
I prefer being silly but I can switch to serious in a heartbeat.
>good looking
I've been told I look good by non-family.
>not a slob
The smell of trash is disgusting.
>loves me and only me
One woman man through and through.

What do I win.

What do fembots think about wanting to have children?

>>34131717
I want 10 children. I will raise them to be killers.

>>34128224
>just bee urself!1

>>34128570
women who have a good relationship with their father, and men who have a good relationship with their mothers are the best partners

>>34131761
>I want 10 children. I will raise them to be killers.

This is very arousing desu

>>34131761
transwomen need not apply lol

>>34131802
Why is that now>

>>34131817
Not a tranny, but I wasn't applying for anything. Who would want to have their children tainted by your genes?

>tfw can only get laid outside my country
I'm from Norway where I'm at a fairly average height (6'3/192cm), and have a great beard like everyone else, so I don't stick out in any way.

But then I go to places like America, especially LA area where you'll find nothing but Mexican and Asian manlets. I haven't slept with a single Norwegian girl, but the last time I went to the US I got laid on the very first night without even trying.

Try going out of the country to gain some experience, OP. If you go to a place where you're exotic you can build confidence and sexual experience, which will make you more attractive to a qt gf at home.

>>34132006
what if I'm a 5'4 American manlet. Where the fuck can I go to be attractive?

>>34132192
Asia, southern and eastern Europe.

>>34127963
Just be yourself :)

between 5'10 and 6'0
muscular
confident
funny
someone that will always be there for me but isnt too clingy
and well the rest is just sharing the same interests as me

>>34131078
>>34130003

I feel for you femanon, maybe you more replies if you post your stats too

>>34132775
*maybe you will get more replies