What neighborhood will give me the best chance of losing my virginity

>>34127123
central park for all those homeless hunnies.

>>34127123
Chelsea or Greenwich Village, but you'll have to lose your virginity to a man.

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>>34127123
Who else /povertylevel/ but has there own place in manhattan?

Also chinatown is much bigger than that

>>34127123
Probably Greenwich Village or Harlem.

Your twink ass probably won't last long in those parts of town.

>>34127123
Rikers island :^)

>>34127436
has as in rents?

the hudson t..b.h.

>>34127572
Yeah but the landlord is a friend so everything is cool as long as i pay on time. In exchange for letting him store some things in the spare room he has the rent really low

>>34127123
Get out of Manhattan and go to brooklyn
Go to a bar in either hipster Williamsburg or greenpoint

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>ywn be night bopping through 1970s New York gang infested territory to get back home to your shitty coney island beach

>>34127123

wherever the homeless hang out, you're bound to find a homeless gril, probably even a young one, that will let u fuck for like $20 or a 12 pack of beer.

Chelsea. I guarantee you some homo will gladly accept your boipussy.

>>34127123

Lower East side

Any NYC anons wanna hang out tomorrow? Me and the lads are gonna hit up the pubs tomorrow. I know some pretty good low key bars and some really good LOUD AS FUCK chad places if you're into either

>>34127436
How did you get into that setup?
I'm Australian, how can I find a girl (girl (male) is okay) to marry so I can have a green card so I can live /povertylevelwithownplace/ in a major US city?

>Living in manhattan
It's like throwing money into a garbage can. Why the fuck would you do that?

there's no place in Manhattan where your odds of getting a girl are higher than anywhere else in the country. you will still be the same autistic sperg just with a smaller living space and less money.

>>34128626

Not really m8. There's a world of a difference ins surroundings between living in NYC and living in, say Ohio

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>>34128081
>homeless girl
nigga wut
>>34127123
the one with the most drug addicts, who'll do anything for a hit

>>34128664
maybe just sheer number of people but if you're a miserable fuck in your hometown you'll be the same person anywhere else. even if you try to change you can't. you're stuck with yourself for life.

>>34127123
Head up town if you are white, spanish girls give it up easy to white guys. The rest of the girls are untouchable unless you are chad or make ungodly amounts of money.
Source:I live in Manhattan.

>>34127436
Me, what part of manhattan?

>>34127123
East Village

It's shit for your plan but I'd like to have robots around me.

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>>34128626
NYC is crazy hard to land a decent girl because the competition is crazy

>>34128370
Because I like the noise and everywhere else in the world just feels like it's trying to be Manhattan and failing in doing so.

Only contender might be Tokyo

>>34129137
Stop being retarded and buying into the shitty numale mecca
NYC is too new to be a cool historical city like Cairo, Athens or London. It's also too old to be a cool new city like Tokyo.
It's a filthy shithole infested with degenerates

>>34129176

t. cleetus

>>34129204
I live in brooklyn.

>>34129176
>It's a filthy shithole infested with degenerates
Translation: I've never been there but it's a big city so MUST be full of libtards according to /pol/ and the people are asses according to movies.

>>34129221
I dormed at NYU for 2 years on a full ride before transferring and moving back to brooklyn.
I hated every second. Again, stop buying into the NYC meme, it's a misrable place to live.

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>>34129176
>too new to be a cool historical city
Name one city in the Americas that is.

>>34129255
17th century is not old you dumb motherfucker.
Also Boston and Philly, at least they had some actual significance in our history

>>34127123
hells kitchen desu

>>34127123
wear maga in front of Trump tower you will drown in pussy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgL_5QcZCMo

ITT THINGS NEWYORKERS NEVER.DO.
I will.start: going to empire state building
>>34129301
Boston sucks every big city is a cheap immitaion of manhatan

>>34129447
Kill yourself, you easily influenced piece of shit.

>>34129501
U mad Jamal?
NYC is shit smelly gay and overcrowded paki and rat infested hellhole this is no secret u will get used to it
It just has the best salesmen around
It sucks that boston cant even compete with that

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Manhattan is cool for for 4-6 months, than the glamor and magic feeling wear off and you realize what a hell hole it it.

The only good thing their at all is the gargoyle clan, and their not even real.

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>>34127123
Chinatown for marrying the slant eyed Jews

>>34129732
After some time you will get used to the burning curry smell and you will find rats pursuing eachother cute thats the life mane