>have to see doctor in another city for a second checkup >go

>>34126994
Poor bastard, good thread. I hope you're happy one day.

How do you have so much money to throw around?

>>34126994
not to bum you out further or anything but she probably would have thought that money was you asking her to sleep with you for money.

>>34127757
I can't really answer the money question without doxing myself, because only maybe a dozen people in the world recently did anything similar to what I did, and in that group I'm probably the only one in their 30s while the rest are in their early 20s.
I've already said too much

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I literally could not finish the story because of muh cringe

Just keep trying, it's the only way, failures are just as good as successes. The more experience you get the better you'll get, you'll figure out what's the best way to greet someone, ask someone out, etc. The only way to do it is learning from mistakes.

>>34126994
OP in the future, never give strangers gifts. At most, give strangers something you'f normally have on you like gum. No girl will ever want a guy randomly giving her shit that early. She'll know you're a bitch trying to win her affection.

>>34128979
To try to be funny, for my second line I was planning to lie and say I bought too much chocolate and ask her to please take one so I don't get fat, but she shut me down immediately in a way that none of my pre-planned conversations could accommodate

>>34128979
THIS. OP, listen to that. Never, ever buy anyone a gift over ten bucks ever again. Even if she's your gf. Never. Never get married, and never give a gift over ten bucks.

I mean, unless you're rich as fuck, which I'm guessing you are if you have $100 cash to give away without any hesitation.

>>34129048
Also, don't give strangers food or drinks. I wouldn't accept either from strangers, especially after a long awkward toothy grin.

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>>34126994
>>can instantly tell she is in that same mentality a woman gets into when she feels on guard around an unhinged homeless guy or something

oh hey I know this feel happened to me a few days ago actually.

>out doing delivery job
>delivered to 2 different hospice centers for the ppl working there

>at third hospice center tell receptionist I am here to make a delivery to someone
>i tell her "wow this is the third hospice play I've delivered to today, must be a lot of people dying huh
>hfw

>>34128778
Get out if here mojang

>>34129142
This place has made us unfit for society.

I went to pub trivia with my friends one time and when I went to submit our team card the host made fun of my team name. He said to try something edgy and gave a couple examples. So after the first round he says
>and in first place with three points we have Hitler did nothing wrong
The pub of about twenty people goes silent and one guy let's out a huge "aww come on"

>>34129048
I was poor for most of my adult life and suicidal in 2014-2015, but last year I became wealthy. I haven't adjusted very well to the sudden change, I still panic when I think of spending more than 50 dollars at a store. I try to force myself to think in the new way by giving money away sometimes, like today parking was $6 so I handed the guy a $20 and told him to keep the change.
I'm also a little worried that I only became rich because God heard my cries in my darkest hour and I promised him I would spend my life carrying out what I perceived to be his will if he helped me. I am worried I am letting him down by allowing my autism to get the best of me in so many ways. I had plans to do what I thought he wanted me to do, but I have barely done any of it so far.

>>34129263
Explain how you came into wealth in the vaguest way possible.

>>34129245
that's good, though. thanks to you, those twenty people have developed a tolerance for future red pills, and maybe they won't puke it up when they're given a full prescription

>>34129263
Without Doxxing yourself, how much money do you have? Do you have a day job?

I have delusions of grandeur all the time. I dream of being a wealthy playboy with tons of qt models who want my dick. Lounging by the pool in my mansion. Walking around in $10,000 suits. I want to be rich so bad... I hate being poor so much.

>>34129333
There was only one really popular X, so people didn't know if there was a wider market for such things yet. Its level of success wasn't very well understood, but could be deduced through careful searching. Corporations and VC firms didn't see the market, so they weren't devoting any resources to creating their own X. If it was going to happen, it was up to a random unemployed person with free time to make a new X and see what happens. I did and benefited greatly from doing so.

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>>34126994
>ask her "d-do you like ch-chocolate"

PLEASE BE REAL

>>34129685
How long did it take you from start to earning that wealth? Did you do it with VCs?

What sort of research did you do when you suspected a market opportunity?

>>34129351
I'd rather not say, I feel bad enough knowing I am spreading anger and jealousy to lurkers who are in the same shoes I was in until last year, and saying the specific amount would just make it worse. Also I didn't mean for this to be the topic, but I guess it's my fault for including the $100 detail

>>34129823
It took less than a year from the first concrete step made toward the creation of my X to its completion. No VCs and no marketing, all growth was organic. I didn't research the other X beyond a few google searches and having a hunch based on the data I was seeing.
I'm saying too much, someone will probably figure out who I am. oh well

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>>34130063
You're being paranoid. Here, d-do you like ch-chocolate?

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>>34130063
I admire people who succeed like that anon

I want money but all I have right now is my autistically cultivated ability to make my voice say things well

>dating will never be like in Harvest Moon, where you just find something a girl like then give it to her every day until she loves you
>you will never be able to get a qt gf by following her around at her job showing her your dog until she loves you

>>34130379
this made me feel feels