>2 references are required FUCKING NORMIES WHY DO THEY MAKE

if god would give you a positive reference would he not have also given you a gf?

hmm, maybe ask your neighbor for reference instead

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>>34126583
>Make up great professional reference
>Get a burner phone
>Put burner phone number as references number
>When number is called answer with a different voice or accent
>Tearfully explain that the reference tragically died
>"*Your name* tried his best to save him, but it wasn't possible"
>Profit

I can be a reference 4 you, if you still need one

>>34127491
Easy way to get sued anon

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>>34127504
Nice try FBI.


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>>34126583
dont you have a relative or an old teacher that you could use?

>>34126583
how about your therapist, if you have one

>>34127551
im serious, if it comes down to OP being successful I can take some time out of my day and put on a facade

>>34127529
>he thinks you can be sued for faking a reference

>>34127563
They do mini backround checks on the people the call. Find out hoe you are related, if he worked for you etc. Be careful if you do help.

>mom
>dad
was it hard?

>>34126583
For a lot of entry level jobs they don't even check
You can use professors or your doctor. If you can't, explain why and beg in the application.
>>34127663
>Using your parents as references
Lel that's an automatic trashed application

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>want to be a cop or a firefighter
>need references and good social connections
wake me up inside

Write a fake number. On the extremely rare chance they actually make a call, they'll give up after thinking they dialed the wrong number.

>>34126583
Just put fake ones dude
Download a free phone app and just be your own reference
Most places don't even call them and if they do they usually hire some shitty background check company to do it
If you really wanna splurge you could try careerexcuse.com. It worked for me.