Stop using long showers as a substitute for love

>>34126457
IM NOT WANKING IN IT VARG IVE GOT LONG HAIR

>>34126457
I like to stand in the shower and let the water hit me as I ponder, my showers are PURE.

I only use cold water in the shower because don't deserve comfort

>>34126566

He's quoting that one study saying lonely people tend to take longer hot showers.

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>>34126457
I like to use showers as a substitute for a toilet, varg

>shit in shower
>stomp down drain

I've been doing cold showers for the past few months. Skin numbing breath taking cold. Hard to bring yourself to do it, but gives you quite the euphoric buzz afterwards. I still do warm showers as well for actual cleaning and sometimes contrast showers

>>34126457
What is the original version of this meme?

>>34126457
>>34127243
>tfw i take really long showers multiple times a day.
>never even thought about it
>realise i spend time just standing or even sitting in the shower thinking.

a-at least im c-c-clean anon, right?

>>34126457
But they're warm and comfy, just like a girl

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>>34127333
Trips of 3. Truly a sight to behold. Hats off to you anon, I forgive your faggotry for now.

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>>34126457
>be edgelord neo-nazi, full WOTAN
>plan to Columbine before Columbine, take out christians cuz metal
>friend disses your style, sperg out and stab him to death
>serve 20+ years in Euro prison
>no chance at ever having a job again
>still gets french babe, has 5+ kids. live off of old music royalty and a d&d variant you made.

I wish my life was as comfy.