/mbti/ thread

What does being ENTP mean

>waiting exactly 5 minutes after your last MBTI post to make another one

kys

>>34125684
>being normie scum on /r9k/

>>34125722
Actually
> diagnosed autism aged 11
>diagnosed ADHD ages 10
>Scars from childhood beating
>No friends no gf

At least I want friends

I just can't make them

>ENTJ
>Able to socialise
>Able to form "relationships"
>Massive anger issues (internal)
>Hate other people intensively but still be able to have a fake facade personality
>Hate women
>Have erections with screaming and torture videos
>Tfw to intelligent for others

Any other ENTJ knows these feels?

>>34125962
this is a INFP thread famalamerino, leave now

>>34125962
since when were there so many normalfag scum on r9k

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No one knows what it's like to be the bad man

>>34126013
are INTPs okay? I scored nearish the middle on the feeling/thinking scale, and I'm also a bi-curios faggot. INFPs are the gay ones right

>>34126013
:( come on dude.

I'll help you. AMA.

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>>34126065
oh wait they're not pathetic enough lel. INFPs are the true robots.

>entp
>like people and want to socialize, but people hate me and think I'm obnoxious. yes, I have no social skills whatsoever
>been harshly rejected so many times, I don't even dare to try to make friends anymore
it sucks

>>34126065
>not normie scum
s-sure, anon.

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INTP intellectual checking in. If you really want to take MBTI seriously, INFPs are amongst the weakest of all types.

I'm not your average cuck. I don't just want to jack off to porn with my virgin dicklet, or see my girlfriend get banged by a black guy, or eat cum out of my wife's pussy.

I want to be in a loving marriage with a woman, completely intimate, telling each other everything. Then I'll start seeing a male lover. He would be confident, well built, manly, everything I'm not. He would work in my virgin butthole, making me his, taking me away from my wife, turning me into a completely obedient, loving slut. He would tell me to stop fucking my wife, and I would. I would start inviting him over for dinner and watch him flirt with my wife in front of me. He would begin seeing her away from me, and gradually work her over until she's willing to kiss, suck his cock, take his dick. She would, and it would be a million times better than letting my limp dick inside her. They would fuck all the time, while I wouldn't fuck anyone at all, and I would swap out her birth control pills. Just before she realizes she's pregnant, I would let her catch me being fucked by my daddy, her lover. She would see me moaning, kissing him, wrapping my legs around him, telling him to cum inside me. I would let her watch. If she didn't confront us I would do it more frequently, I would walk bowlegged in the morning, I would beg him to fill my ass when she's trying to sleep. I would still be loving to her, as sweet as could be, her best friend, but I'd never put my dick in her. If everything goes right, and I pick the right girl, she'll accept it. She'll bear his children, get fucked by him four times a week, and I'll cuddle with her and feel the cum leaking out of her pussy onto my thigh. I'll support her and the child emotionally and economically, I'll be a great father, but when it's just me and him I'll be like a little child, they'll tease me, put me in chastity, prohibit me from cumming, use my mouth and butt for their pleasure. And I'll deserve it, I'll love it, all because I'm INFP.

>>34125684
>Extrovert
Literally definition of normie

>>34126160
>>34125668
INFP isn't bad this whole mbti thing is bullshit

>>34126189
>If you really want to take MBTI seriously
No shit this is a women questionaire to put roasties a suitable job.

>>34126175
Cyborg, lad. Cyborg.

INFP here, why are we supposed to be the worst type? I'm pretty happy, I wouldn't even really call myself a robot.

>>34126189
Idk, we're pretty big cucks compared to INTPs

>>34126299
I disagree but it's probably your defeatist attitude that will keep you in that pit of mediocrity.

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>INFP and assburger
Just fuck my fuck fuck fuck

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>>34126299
Idk, I'd often rather feel compassionate and be able to display my emotions more easily than being INTP.

I know MBTI is horoscope tier, but it can have some truth to it, and my feeling function being underdeveloped I often feel quite robotic, only being able to understand peoples emotions, but not feel them. I feel like I lack empathy which makes me feel quite alienated since I do feel a lot but it's all inside.

haven't done one of these in a while but I think I am a INTJ

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>>34126299
If you look at the famous people for INTPS vs INFPS you'll see revolutionary scientists and presidents vs children's book writers and fag actors. Hmmm. Though we are pretty similar, maybe INFP's could be the cute shy bf to the INTP intellectuals

>>34126409
Ah yes because 'Shakespeare' and 'Aldous Huxley' are nothing more than "children's book writers".

Perhaps if you actively read books you'd understand the significance of these authors on culture and society as a whole.

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>INFP
>constantly self conscious
>can't conceal my emotions and come off as dramatic
>I just feel really intensely about things

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I'm an intp , close enough right?

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Find a single flaw with this chart, I dare you

>>34126409
>>34126458

Shakespeare was a revolutionary writer, and introduced new words and techniques to the English language. Charles Darwin created the theory that tells us how we came into being. They are both important people, trying to argue that one type is worse than another is stupid.

>>34126695
ENTJ needs to be god tier, they can replace INFP

Explain to me how these are not just horoscopes.

>>34126486
>tfw an INFP and hate SJWs

>>34126774
Horoscopes are based off your date of birth, MBTI is a meme based off nuances in your life, making you believe part of it is true.

>>34126717
I agree, I made no comparison of quality -- I simply pointed out that both authors transcend the title of 'children's book writers'.

>>34126774
They are nothing more than pop-psychology, they are mildly entertaining and vague enough to be occasionally accurate but it fails to capture the specificity and nuance of personality.

>>34125668
>>34126486
INFP here and I can pretty much verify this infograph. Why must I feel all these feels.
I have yet to have a day where I don't wish that I'm killed in an auto collision or some other freak accident

>>34126065
I like most INTP's. They're pretty cool people generally, and I think the few people I get along with in my day to day life would fall into this mbti category.

>>34126828
As an INFP, I'm probably boderline INTP too. Meaning the careers part of these otherwise accurate infographics are bs to me. Such is life.

>>34126695
Switch high tier with God tier imo

>>34126934
but muh feels, anon

>>34126870
I meant the second one mostly, about INFP being part of the lowest possible tier.
I hear you though anon. I've only fluctuated between thinking and feeling, and would probably be actually terrible in most of the careers listed for INFP people as well though.

>>34125962
bro im ENTJ and have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

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100% Introversion everytime reporting in.
Feels good to be the master race.

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>>34126160
>tfw INTP as well
feelsgudman

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Anyone else a Christfag infp here?

>>34125668
My friend broke it to me that I'm an inconsiderate asshole yesterday even though I've always thought I was a nice person who says the wrong things or gets carried away sometimes, what stood out was
>You mainly think about what you want to think about and do, and feel, what you are missing or forgetting is, when there are other people around you,, well, bud,,, there are other people around you...
I'm an INFP and I don't know how to change. What can I do?

>>34127798
I think I might or might not have the same price
please advise, anons

>>34128232
I don't know what we can do anon, I thought my internal value system was a boon but maybe it's why I lose friends and fail to make many, if any at all, new ones.

>>34127005
For the purposes of this thread and this thread only

infp objectively best personality

>>34129428
Not really in any way. I've been thinking about how great the novel I'll write tomorrow is for the last three years.

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>depressed INFP
>not even creative

I'm ISTJ. Does that mean I'm destined to become a wageslave?

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entp masterrace reporting in
you ever ask a girl for pictures of her mouth before?

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>>34127659
>worshipping a middle eastern war god
lol

>>34127659
One of the recommended jobs for an INFP was spiritual leader so that's not surprising

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just did it and got INTP-T
dis mean I'm intellectually superior to yall muthafuckas?