who else /pee in sink/ here?

>>34123279
i started peeing in the shower when i was 14 and i havent stopped

I do it because it saves on water and it's less noise. Plus you have the convenience of washing your hands while you piss.

My mom always used to say if tbe sink got clogged or showing signs of wear-and-tear that it's because I pee in the sink.

>but it's just a liquid
>and I run the water

Even our own mothers are just dumb roasties.

>>34123279
figured there is literally no reason not to except baseless superstitions (stuff normies like adhere to)

When I was a kid I pissed in our vcr

>>34123330
mee too
>>34123333
i run the water so it goes away with it at the same time
>>34123345
well yea, like, toilets are for shitting in
sinks for pissing in, that was my logic when I was a kid and it still is, but I had a stool on which I stood when I was a kid and when I forgot it they were suspicious
>>34123353
>vcr
>having a vcr in the 90's
rich bitch

>>34123279
>>34123333

You're fucking disgusting

originaI

>>34123402
why am I disgusting?

>>34123425
not that guy but seriously dude, get help

>>34123402
Seriously, it's just piss that washes down the drain. It all goes to the same place.

>>34123461
why?
>>34123464
true

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hey guys brb need to shit, not in the sink though

>>34123691
cooI story brah

>>34123279
I'm too short to be able to do that effectively

>>34123726
>not having a step stool in every room

>>34123726
How fucking short are to not be able to piss in the sink?

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>>34123279
THE ACID NEUTRALIZES TOOTHPASTE AND SOAP SCUM LIKE MAGIC

>>34123279
>be normie norman normalcy
>going to the bathroom, using urinal like a normal guy
>notice a grown man in a mlp T-shirt with weebshit adorned all over his body
>expect him to go to the urinal or the throne
>grown man waddles to sink and takes off his diaper
>literally pisses into the only sink
>turns around with his pants and diaper still down
>penis is 1 inch, has phimosis, and covered in shit and smegma, pubes are a fucking jungle
>Opens his mouth which has one tooth missing because of an incident where he tried to bite a toy replica of yoshi's ass
>That was 20 percent cooler haha
>Pulls up diaper, leaves pants on ground
>hear outside the presumably 50/60 year old mother disappointed at her neet son

>>34123333
quads cannot be contained. Also learn to piss in sink at a uni trip when 16,
>cant be fucked to go to loo down hall
>sinks here
>also wash hair in that sink

>>34123726
well then
>>34123809
i guess very
>>34123753
true
>>34123833
billy killy
>>34123849
sounds fammiliar
>>34124061
true

>>34123353
>mom found the piss vcr

embarassing piss stories?
>be me
>8
>my sister is younger than me almost 5 years
>be in bathroom
>pissing in the sink
>feelsgoodman.png
>door opens suddenly
>turn on and fall off the stool
>it my sister
>she pushed the door cause I forgot to close it
>piss on floor
>piss on me
>she steps in the bathroom and falls next to me cause thought it was a game
>is covered in piss
Had to wash her and myself, was a shitty(pissy) experience but at least she doesn't remember

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who else /superman/ here?

>>34124355
Seriously man, get some professional help

>>34124374
don't have much room to do that
>>34124377
why

Use a toilet you fucking degenerates.

>>34124429
Just get help man

>>34124447
I'm using the toilet to take a shit
why is it so wrong to you normies for a man to put his dick on the sink and piss like that
i don't even have to touch it, just put it back in my underpants and wash my hands

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>>34124479
w h y
t h e
f u c k
would I do that though

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i'll talk to you guys another time
see you
need to go to bed

>>34123279
i do it when i know my neighbor is outside, you can hear me pissing in t he toilet from out there and it's embarrassing.

>>34124511
>w h y
>t h e
>f u c k
>would I do that though

You're pissing in the sink

I've only considered that when I was highly intoxicated.

>>34123279
I also piss in the sink and the empty bath, its like a little treat and a way to blow off steam when stressed.

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>>34123279
Who /diaper/ here?

Haven't peed in a toilet, sink, or shower in two years.