What is the perfect life to you? Pic related for me btw

100 mil in the bank

100 billion in the bank and I own the bank as well and my bedroom is one of the many hundreds of bank vaults.

warm meal and a good nights sleep every single day for life

Not coming here daily

>>34120993
Living on a quiet farm down south with a wife and 6 children. We.would raise pigs and chickens and grow our own food. We wouldn't have too much but we would have eachother and thats all we would need.

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>>34120993
being financially comfortable for the rest of my life without having to work and spending all my time fucking around with a loyal qt and close group of friends

i doubt any of that will happen to me, but i'm holding out hope

>>34120993
Honestly, if I could quit my job today and keep my current lifestyle I'd be satisfied.

I want to get hit by a Japanese truck and wake up in a fantasy world full of dumb sluts.

>lodes a munny
>being able to choose to work for personal satisfaction, likely in the sciences
>fwb relationship with my oneitis where he makes me dinner sometimes
>will everything to my cat when I'm dead

farting into some loser's mouth and up his stupid nose

5*10^7 on the bank
nice gf/wife
nice house
finish university

100 trillion in each of the thousands of banks that i own that and each of those banks have banks in them that each bank has 100 billion in each of the hundreds of vaults in those banks

>>34122823
this is the most jewish thing i have read on 4chan

100 million farts in the bank

Being an catholic monk in an insular medieval monastry that is filled with robots who copy dank memes. That would leave historians scratch their heads.

a paid off tiny house on my own land with a garden where i also grow DUDE WEED LMAO and high speed internet, outside a nice town i can go into from time to time and i think i'd be pretty content

>>34120993
What the original fuck is that pic.

>>34120993
To be the last man on Earth.

>>34123050
it's a woman farting into a tube and making a man smell the fart
it's porn
i have jerked off to this
not even the OP

>>34123271
>tfw have watched brap porn for nearly a decade.
> still haven't seen this some how.
Kind of don't want to anyways, looks trashy as hell.

>>34123435
it's not that great true
what sites do you use

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Using all of my art skills, I've drawn a picture of my ideal life.

It's a tiny house in the middle of nowhere with nobody around except for a few animals whom I love dearly. I grow most of my own food and I own an airplane.

Not pictured: high speed internet

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>>34122951
I pretty much have this, albeit without the weed, But its really nice to walk/Cycle down my country road into town

>>34124039

This is a nice original picture, anon. Good use of palette tbqh.

>be biologically female instead of male
>be a live-in maid/servant/slave to someone who I could devote my entire life and being to

>>34120993

get into prestigious university

get a phd in electrical engineering

get a job and become the 1%

Tiny cabin in the middle of the woods. Regular grocery shipment of basic foodstuffs. Great Internet. Endless time to write.

>>34120993
being an attractive woman with a man's brain

I could have anything

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This.
>tfw no qt bf to cuddle and pillow talk with
Kill me

>>34122951

This, but innawoods

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Being someone's toilet slave, only being allowed to eat shit and drink piss.

>>34120993
>BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRP-P-PPPPPPT!!!
What did she mean by this?

>>34125167
male or female? you don't care?

fucking sluts jesus

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>tfw just want to live like the dude in a small quiet town and have my own place but can't even achieve that.