STOP
Post a picture of your dad right now.
>>34119408
here
have my daddy
>>34119408
I won't, and he's been dead for 25 years.
I literally couldn't even if my life depended on it
>>34119458
So what? Papa or gtfo
>>34119477
why?
>>34119408
hes a Iog cabin repubIican
This was taken approximately 20 years ago. He seems to have aged 40 years in that time.
>>34119477
Your life did depend on it. I made this thread from the past, so I would know whether or not to convince your mom to abort you. Now that I know my son doesn't give enough of a shit about me to even have a single picture of me, I'm going to abort you so hard.
>>34119529
he seems to or he has????
the best daddy
>>34119529
cool dad. Was he a robot?
>>34119562
he lives twice as fast as the rest of us.
It's a blessing, but it's also a curse
Here you go, best slavdad.
>>34119578
lucky guy. he looks like a dirty cop on miami vice.
simply peng
Here he is, in all his glory
>>34119602
what kind of dad was he? Was he strict or loving and kind? Alpha or beta?
>>34119562
How does one quantify "aging"....if there is a metric I can use I'd be happy to compare. He was I'd say 37 or 38 in this picture. Currently, due to various physical and mental injuries, he is very feeble and dependent on others.
>>34119576
Oh, my, yes.
>>34119578
It is almost as if you know what it was that I cropped out of the top of the photo. Spooky
>>34119630
This picture was taken on Sand Island in Hawaii, he ran a facility for the Coast Guard doing Uhhhh
Either way he would be tickled if he knew of this assessment of him
>>34119488
>why?
Because I never knew him and he died two years ago from a heroin overdose. He doesn't have a Facebook or anything, and his family is all but non existent (they're all pretty much dead or live in Oregon somewhere).
>>34119665
this dude looks like he ate brendan fraser
My dad (right) and my uncle (left) about 25 years ago.
>>34119665
hottest dad so far, or at least closest to a chad which brings me to my next question.
Can a Chad + Stacie give birth to a robot?
>>34119698
do you not have any pics?
Only picture I own is of me and my friend from first grade. Sometimes I wonder if I'm ever going to regret my lack of pictures or other items with sentimental value.
>>34119699
and Stephen Mangan for dessert
>>34119720
Then my dad (left) and the same uncle (right) the day before my uncle died from cancer. Taken about a year ago
>>34119676
Served in soviet army as a doctor. Then left army and landed some shady cargo company job. Made nice amount of money, even started watching anime earlier than me. Open minded and a real blessing sometimes.
I-I, I never had a dad, i was raised by a single mother...
Why are you idiots actually posting your dads?
>>34119808
Freedom of speech.
Daddy of originallo
>>34119808
We're all friends here. What's the worst that could happen?
>>34119808
What's he going to do? Drive over here and ground me?
>>34119858
THAT IS IT KIDDO
My dad was an OG PC gamer. He built his first gaming rig in 1985 and has upgraded every few years to the present day. I still play Planetside 2 with the him regularly. Here he is playing Star Wars Dark Forces in '95 with my 3-year-old self watching.
He worked for the AFOSI, which is the historical inspiration for the Men in Black. Our house used to get calls from conspiracy nuts who would threaten us if he didn't reveal the "truth". My grandma still holds a bit of a grudge against him since he keeps insisting he's never seen any aliens.
>>34119750
This and the other pic make me sad
>>34119756
Ants are pretty cross close-up. I wonder what the experience of being an ant is like.
>>34119890
>cross
I meant gross familia
>>34119874
PAPA, NO!
>>34119881
that cool man, I loved playing dark forces with my dad too.
my dad was real ambitious. Started in a remote village in africa and brute-forced himself into america, then got a phd in engineering.
>>34119943
Ah yes I'm sure being handed affirmative action was very challenging
my daddy is very original
My dad looks like a Neanderthal
>>34119881
your dad is proof that u can get laid with no chin, gives me hope
>>34119881
seems like a cool dada
>>34119961
Not the dude but don't confuse african americans with actual africans. Those dudes are hard-working as fuck.
>>34119968
Kek, is that actually your dad?
>>34119968
Your daddy has cute nipples
>>34119890
I started thinking insects were like organic robots at one point. I can't imagine how it actually is to be an insect.
>>34119999
Yea totally
>>34120024
You're not wrong
>>34119961
My dad is north african (think half-arab angry psyche). He was getting in america no matter what.
>>34119979
To be fair, he made a shitton of money.
>>34120081
Ooooh sorry I misunderstood. North Africans are fine
My pops, photo was taken 2 or 3 years ago.
I would post but I don't have any pictures of my dad. Haven't seen him since I was 6 anyway so whatever
I'm yet to figure out how the fuck he thought it was a good idea to have kids.
>>34120132
look how comfy he and that pup look
>>34120121
congrats, you officially have the fattest dad so far.
>>34120132
W-w-what's he doing to that dog?
>>34120125
Well. All I have is half a mugshot
>>34120132
Dick in the pussy finger in the butthole, your dad is a CHAD
>>34120165
>congrats, you officially have the fattest dad so far.
Eh, it's mostly muscle.
>>34120160
Well, he's a pretty chill guy I'll give him that much.
>>34120165
>>34120189
kek
>>34119408
Why? Why would you care about what our dads look like?
>>34120177
He doesn't happen to be the leader of some evil organization?
>>34120363
No. He doesn't operate in a ring. He is a lone paedophiletfw I was victim
>>34120428
sorry to hear this. Were you the only one?
>>34120585
No lad. There were a lot more. But me the most ;_;
My papi