Drugs

I was drunk and I forward flipped over a fence. Then I went into my pals bathroom and puked everywhere except in the toilet.

>some stoner chad invites me and my friend to his house to smoke a joint
>There's a couple other people too
>he rolls one and we go to the balcony and sit in a circle
>the joint gets passed and i take a few puffs
>it was only 1 joint for like 6 people
>the chad flirts hard with a stacy that was also there
>the joint is kill, we go back and wait for it to kick in
>sit on the couch and feel almost no effects while everyone says it was good shit
>the chad asks me if i'm high
>say i feel something, but not sure
>he giggles and says some more stoner shit
>go for a walk with the other poeple
>bored as hell
>go back home

First times smoking weed are shit

My drug experiences so far:

>smoked weed 4 times
>felt like shit and threw up every time

>did lsd once
>felt like shit, threw up and had a really bad trip

>did mdma twice
>felt like shit and threw up both times (I'm the only person I know that felt sick after doing mdma)

I think there's something wrong with me.

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i guess that would be when i drank some robitussin and watched a catholic mass on tv for an hour and started to get nervous then i stood up and immediately fell on my ass
i spent the rest of the night alternating between trying to sleep and pacing my room and kind of iike channel surfing in my brain (different versions of my house, different moods / lenses, hard to explain). i tried listening to music but all of it sounded like shit which was disappointing. overall i was very tired and my thoughts felt kind of profound but artificially so. i also remember laying down and somehow feeling like i was seeing out of my brain as opposed to my eyes. like "i" was way in the back of my head. i haven't done dxm again.

i had a much better time when i did shrooms after that. shrooms are the shit.

>>34119444
You probably didn't inhale autist

Weed hits you instantly

>>34119566
How do u even throw up on weed what did you do? Eat a nug?

>15yrs old
>Sitting on a park bench with some dudes
>weed.jpg
>Tastes like Satans anus
>Get high 15 mins later
>Pretty chill
>Promise myself to smoke better shit

>Smoked weed like 5 times in my life (alongside alchohol)
>Never once felt anything different

>>34119566
>all these lies

Why?

We don't care about you. At all. So why feel the need to lie?

>>34119705
No, I literally smoked 1 joint.
>>34119716
Feeling sick after doing drugs isn't that uncommon, anon. Well, except mdma, I have no explanation for that one.

>16/17
>Walk with friend to other friends ex-gfs house
>She gives us a joint and tells us to get rid of it before her parents find it
>We smoke it while walking to other friends
>Feel absolutely nothing
>Get to other friends
>They pack me a bowl and tell me to suck in as hard as I can and then take my thumb off the hole
>Do this
>Get fucking blasted, cough my nuts out, can't see straight
>Everyone's laughing
>I'm disassociated sorta
>See the shadow of a lizard climb up a tree, still to this day unsure whether that was real or not
>Go inside girls house still fucked up
>This is playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaCodgL9cvk
>Sounds fucking amazing
>Need to take an anxiety shit
>Try to go downstairs, think it's through the door on the left
>Try to open the door
>Someone on the other side pulls it closed
>Keep trying to open the door
>Persons fighting me
>Guys in my room are laughing at me
>Say fuck this and pull as hard as I can
>Pull the door open and it's into the toilet and there's a bunch of girls in there looking at me like wtf
>Oops
>Open the other door
>Go downstairs and take a stoned shit
>Splash water on face etc
>Goto 711 and get pies and donuts
>Tastes great
>Get driven home
>Start thinking shadows look like hands clawing at me
>Get home
>The end of my memory

>14 or 15
>ask black friend if he's ever smoked marijuana
>he takes me to his plug
>>>$20 gs
>don't know any better so i buy it
>he hands me a few loose rolling papers
>me and black friend return to my house
>stepdad leaves so we have the place to ourself
>friends breaks up the weed on paper plate and rolls it into the shittiest, crumbliest trash joint ever using 3 papers
>lights it (still in my room)
>hits it
>starts coughing his lungs out
>smacks the side of the paper plate so it flips and throws the rest of the bud all over him
>whatever
>he hands me the joint and i try to hit it a few times not really knowing what i'm doing
>eventually it just falls apart
>feel nothing
>he goes home
>i start feeling it
>walk out into living room
>superjail is on
>have a panic attack
>walk over to neighbors house and wake him up because i think i'm having a heart attack
>he gives me a bag of cheetos and sends me home
>later that night fuck up my shoulder tackling the corner of my room because i thought someone was standing there

Good times
Weed used to give me a panic attack every time I smoked, which has fortunately since stopped.

me and black friend still smoke every day.

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>>34119642
>i guess that would be when i drank some robitussin and watched a catholic mass on tv

>>34119715
Another idiot that doesn't know how to inhale

>16
>walk into school from bus loop, go to bathroom, put tab of acid on my tongue
>don't feel effects until the end of first class
>see walls spinning
>feel loose
>walk down hallway to next class, kid that sold me acid said I shouldn't have taken it and came to school
>by second class am in full blown trip
>girl that talked to me in a happy go lucky way seriously bugged me
>ask friend to text friend to see if we can leave school
>trip balls
>see red nail polish on my fingernails that isn't there
>everything is weird
>trip balls
>somehow correctly answer question in French class
>lunch comes
>moving around wobbly
>every look from a teacher feels piercing, paranoid that they know
>eventually trip fades away, I feel in a good mood because of the residual high
>discovered what vibes were during the trip

Smoked weed, took too much because stoner friend was a pro and forgot to roll less than a g

My head was spinning at the speed of light and I threw up several times

Now when I occassionally smoke weed I make sure people that are new to this don't take as much and guide them through it.

>>34119351
Weed
>graduated high school
>with a friend from band
>went to one of our band teacher's apartment
>built a "lung"
>top half of 2 liter, rubber band a bread bag for the bottom
>you get the idea
>don't remember anything

LSD
>got my bass and snare drums stolen out of my car earlier that day
>very, very sad day
>took a tab that night
>I was alone while the girlfriend was asleep
>best decision I've ever made
>stared at myself in the mirror
>I became my reflection
>out of body experience

Mushrooms
>randomly met this guy
>"Oh, I sell mushrooms. Come back to my place."
>walk in front door
>there are my fucking drums!
>his friend took them and stashed them
>I genuinely know he was telling the truth
>we both tripped
>I did for free
>got my drums back

DMT
>it was night
>put it in a bowl
>burned it
>crazy visuals for about a minute
>didn't break through
>next morning, still dark
>built a vape out of a lightbulb
>went outside
>vaped
>holy fuck
>saw heaven

>>34119950
what did you mean by this response

>>34119642
Describe your first shroom trip

>Be in college
>First week go out to party
>Cocaine a galore

I smoked some crack of a pipe from a homeless man, probably the craziest night of my life. Got a blowjob from a gipsy old lady, felt pretty gud.

Never liked weed, it stinks and makes you dumb. Cocaine is fun though.

>>34120055
That is a strange thing to do while tripping on drugs

>>34120091
what are you supposed to do when you drink cough syrup and can't move

>that feel when can't do drugs bc schizophrenic

>>34120002
>>discovered what vibes were during the trip

whats vibes

Real robots don't do drugs.

>>34120147
The general feel that you get from someone, I know it sounds like no shit but you feel it and understand it better on acid

>>34119566
empty stomach? tobacco joints?

Seems like a weird anomaly

First LSD experience


>18:40 ingest 200ug of lsd

>19:00 little euphoric everything smells so strongly, shower is required

>19:20 Euphoria is now too much but somehow I can still handle it, everything is distorted, breathing, pulsating, typing is hard already [typing that made me laugh so hard] this is going to be one hell of a ride

>Just walking around the house is overwhelming my sense of smell is 10 000 times stronger the distortions are getting intense.

>Ceiling is not purple in fact nothing is or at least should be, looking at a fireplace is too much, the smoke is reaching out for me cant handle that.

>Wandered around a little, holy shit only 20 minutes have passed, feels like millennia the cevs are insane oves are impressive overall, but tiles in upstairs bathroom are alive note to come back here to stare more, 200ug is A LOT

>A LOT

>But we came here to explore, left and right are now opposite typing m results in w, this is why life reporting is not done. Abandoning notes now.

>Changing music on a phone was the hardest thing I ever did, using anything that consist of fonts is impossible. Back to picture writing I guess.

>Its only 19:55 Seriously Feels like Ive been around for millennia, look at the clock and realize only 3 minutes passed. Well time in the end is relative.

>20:10 so glad I got pre made playlist on my phone, trying to copy music to USB to play on home cinema ended in 10 pages of the same folder open and no songs on the USB.

>Lay down on bed and experience, while listening to music

>Voice of Carla Azar singing Tomorrow never knows makes my spine explode with pure bliss, [laugh at random thought that my penis will never feel big again].
cont....

>>34120179
Sounds like acid cured your tism. Autists that I know cannot into vibes at all. I sometimes think thats the only difference between tism and normie.

>>34120193

>Spent roughly 40 minutes just laying down enjoying the new visual interface and sensory upgrades.

>Try to type a bit, my hands have their own mind, Im just looking at them taking off the keyboard and striking keys with beautiful precision [very inefficient way to write, but so nice to watch] but to my surprise 80 percent of what I write makes sense.

>Dont know what time it is, pc clock is not readable, neither is anything else on the screen. Time to go.

>Ok coffee machine insists its past 21:00, hungry like a cave man, Double glazed Jack Daniels ribs are so good I almost eat my own fingers.

>Lets watch a movie, operating remote is very very hard.

>Terminator Genisys it is [yep even office says its not a real word]

>Ended up watching the nuke scene several times, talk about CGI porn.

>Well CGI movies on acid do look damn good. It is adorable when someone as fun sized as Emilia Clarke is yelling NOW SOLDIER.

>I do hate glasses, attempt to put on contacts, after few tries I conclude that with all the visual disturbances it is impossible to put them on. What a shame.

>Back to the movie.

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>>34120219

>As I seen the movie before, not even halfway through I get bored and since no longer overwhelmed by all the sensory enhancement [got used to it] time to explore.

>Its close to 22:00

>Next hours spent on wandering around the house got bad case of Joker style giggles in bathroom, lying on a floor in random places to enjoy oevs, go outside enter garden.

>Everything outside is immensely beautiful the few stars between clouds, trees, distant street lamps grass is breathing dew.

>Thoughts no longer random, heavily rethinking things I did and did not, how to carry on, mood swings between optimistic and very pessimistic, back and forth, fighting it is not doable, let go.

>2 hours and 30 minutes on acid feels like several life times, walking back to a previous room feels like childhood memory.

>01:00 its definitely wearing off.

>Start preparing for end of the day. Body feels like I run a marathon, brain is calling it too.

>Hot bath, more food, bed.

>02:00 didnt think it would be that easy did you? Brain is not giving up on random thoughts, some funny some sad, but now Im falling asleep anytime soon.

>Fall asleep sometime later. Wake up next day 10:00 sweaty but rested. No effects of LSD remain.

>>34120014
How do you build a vape out of a ligthbulb?

>>34119351
never

only drug I used was morphine after I had a surggery

>>34120122
Did you become schizophrenic by doing drugs? What was your age on onset? Just curious.

>>34120014
i love this story everytime

im waiting to find anyone that sells shrooms. my first few trips were so fantastic, i want to go back so badly. the first ones were mild, just patterns changing, moving. on higher amounts i could see wavelengths and laugh hysterically at simple and funny things, writing became more interesting. on my highest dose i felt like galaxies were exploding in my head, it was tumultuous.

>>34120239
shit was hilarious. i'd hang out with you

>using anything that consist of fonts is impossible.
>Ok coffee machine insists its past 21:00
>Terminator Genisys it is [yep even office says its not a real word]
> It is adorable when someone as fun sized as Emilia Clarke is yelling NOW SOLDIER.

>>01:00 its definitely wearing off.
>>02:00 didnt think it would be that easy did you? Brain is not giving up on random thoughts

>>34120263
>replying to yourself

schizos leave

>>34120263
Weed probably made my symptoms worse. I turned 19 July of 2016, very first symptoms(paranoia, delusions) happened in late February. Had a fullblown psychotic break in late March that resulted in hospitalisation

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>>34119351
I'm straight edge, keep in mind.

>befriend degenerate coworker over the summer
>offers to pick me up and walk downtown
>shows up four hours late at 10pm stoned as hell
>in her car are three random loser pot heads
>her car reeks of pot but I hesitate and go in anyway
>I'm all stressed out and regretful
>get a super bad head ache and feel drowsy
>stoner asks me what Pokemon team I'm on
>"uhhhhh level 5"
>oh god it's happening

I had no clue where we were going. When we got out of her car I didn't even know where she parked or where I was walking. They weren't smoking in the car when I got in, they were done, so idk if it was in my head. Either way I'm 23 and never trying pot, it turned me into a dunce idiot. I never saw her again after that, she could have gotten pulled over and I'D be the one fucked over.

Even worse, the next time she could have a bag of heroin in her car, then when she gets pulled over she secretly puts it under my seat or some shit

>>34120242
Remove the part that screws in with pliers.
Put whatever you wanna vape inside.
Hold over fire.

>>34120329
Sucks to hear that. I think I'm heading the same way (runs in my family). Does the medicine work? Like, do you still have hallucinations when you take your drugs?

>>34119642
i am losing my fucking shit at this catholic mass shit, dude. even your subconscious is awkward as as fuck

>>34119785
He wasn't talking about the "sick" part

Last time I did LSD I stood in a completely dark and silent corridor. I felt like I was a brain hanging in the darkness without a body.

>>34120378
The medication completely works. Although I did have very mild hallucinations and significant delusions when in the mental hospital, even on meds

>>34120423
Ok. One last question: did you "notice" the symptoms? Did you actually feel yourself becoming paranoid. Or did other people notice it first?

Was 6 year old and broke my arm, saw bone sticking out. They put me on n2o. Fell asleep almost immediately

>>34120468
Other people noticed. The paranoia and delusions made sense to me and were a part of my "reality"

My first time ever not being sober, I think it was my sophomore year of high school, I ate some mushrooms that my friends and I found growing in the wild on some cow shit. We did some research and they turned out to be psilocybin containing, so I let them dry and mowed down a handful at one of the friends house when his parents went to sleep. I got pretty fucking high, but not quite trippy. We sat and played Xbox for most of the night, but was just a weird all around.

>>34120488
That's scary af to be honest

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And of course candy flipping. A must do combination.

>last day of high school senior year
>friend and i say lets go there with his other friends
>one has a pipe and weed, some cigs
>we smoke it just chill in the woods
>say goodbye to each other

>>34120518
What's the powder?

>spring break senior year of high school
>managed to get invited to a party
>stoner kid brought weed for everyone
>he says grab a coke to help coughing
>everyone goes out on the back porch
>sit in a circle and pass the pipe around
>go back inside and play videogames
>feel lightheaded, dizzy, euphoric
>we try to order pizza but it's too late
>goes and puts frozen pizza in oven
>spaced out and forgot about it lol
>ate the burnt pizza anyway, taste good

>>34120502
Yep but what can ya der? I thought people were following me, that my girlfriend was a government agent, that I was on beyond scared straight when I was at this one guys house. Maybe you have enough self awareness to recognize crazy shit though

>>34120576
>my girlfriend
how did you get a girlfriend as a schizo? did you finish college before psychosis started?

>>34120539
MDMA
Candy flipping= MDMA + LSD

>>34120590
Because I wasn't displaying symptoms at first. She did complain about me being paranoid. And no I stopped going during my first semester

>>34120594
MDMA? In powder form? I thought the bag with pills and 1 blotter paper was for candyflipping. Not once have I seen MDMA in powder form, always crystals

>>34120066
me and a friend took 3 grams each, my brother was there at first but he got annoyed and we told him to leave
giggled like an infant all night, strong euphoria
walked around town, saw lots of animals (stray cats, dogs, deer, frogs). touched lots of stray cats which was fucking weird because it was like i forgot what cats feel like somehow. at one point a pack of cats was following us. fucking magical.
this was in autumn but it was a very warm night, very comfy. all the halloween decorations made everything feel wacky.
visuals were perfect, a little strong in "pulses" but not too intense.
dumbass friend decides to drive us to his gf's house, i object but we go anyway. we get there and he's keeping his cool but i'm falling apart and giggling, plus my face is all sweaty (my head felt like a really wet vegetable or something the whole time). the official story is i'm stoned because he doesn't want his gf to know we bought shrooms. all 3 of us are laughing for several minutes because of how weird i was acting i guess. i felt really connected to them. then they get out of the car to kiss or something and when his gf comes back she opens the door and says "anon we caught a frog!" and she's holding the biggest frog i've ever seen and that fucker starts going reeeeeeeeeeee. freaked me the fuck out.
best part was maybe sitting in my friends cars and just switching random lights on and off. to this day i can't believe how many fucking individual lights everything has.
when i got home i took my shirt off and played with my cat for an hour and rubbed her on my bare chest. then i watched myself eat a chocolate donut in the bathroom mirror and starting laughing so loud i woke my parents up. but it was the funniest shit ever because i looked so cartoonishly grotesque.
9/10

Had a pot brownie and watched the oscars, felt like my legs were on fire and i was so lost in my own brain half the time. My buddy was laughing his ass off, was a good time. I cried when Leo won his oscar.

>>34120638
And if you use mortar and pestle to grind it up it becomes a fine powder. The tablets are Valium.

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>>34119444
TAKE THE FUCKING SMOKE TO YOUR LUNGS AND HOLD IT TILL YOU DIE, THATS HOW YOU SMOKE FAGGOTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34120652
>his gf comes back she opens the door and says "anon we caught a frog!" and she's holding the biggest frog i've ever seen and that fucker starts going reeeeeeeeeeee

>>34120688
But why would you do that anyway? It's not like it's pleasant to snort. There's absolutely no point to grind it down unless you're cutting it down with something to sell it to some mark

>>34120769
I'm not snorting it, I either dissolve it in a beverage or wrap in rizla and drop a bomb, in both cases fine powder works better.

>>34119351
My first time smoking weed I got stoned with a coworker and he was drinking too and long story short it turned out he was a closeted homosexual because he started yanking his dick through his pants and asking if he could suck my dick

>>34119642
Was it dxm only cough syrup? If so what store did you get it at?

>have neighborhood bonfire
>sneak off with friend
>smoke tons of weed
>cant even tell if I'm actually smoking it because it doesnt taste like anything and I cant see if I'm actually exhaling smoke
>dont notice anything different
>walk back and sit down in a chair by the fire
>few minutes later I feel like every atom in my body is being pulled down to the earth
>everything is in super slow motion
>try to keep my cool around adults at the bonfire
>end up playing anime OPs for some reason (cringe I know)
>pretend I was just kidding about liking that stuff
>everyone just chills for a while
>people begin to leave
>I go inside and make a pizza
>eat the whole thing and wonder why food cant always taste this good
>proceed to fall asleep on the couch until I wake up 12hrs later
Was a good time

>>34120518
I see you post this pic in every drug thread
Small world

>>34119351
Smoking marijuana when I was 16


>had strange relationship with adult neighbor
>we used to hunt together and share far right views
>once day we were going deer hunting
>we leave and start driving up into the mountains
>he says he has to tell me something
>oh fuck, he's gay
>he says he smokes pot
>"have you ever tried it?"
>said "yea"
>I haven't
>we smoked on the drive up
>thinking im not feeling anything
>when i get out of the truck it hits me like a ton of bricks
>can't even remember why were on the mountain
>neighbor is laughing at me
>we get our rifles and start walking into the woods
>I forgot we were hunting so I'm tromping through the woods as loudly as I can and laughing
>did this for about 3 hours then set up a blind and took a nap for a couple hours. Woke up and felt great
>never tried it again for another 4 years
>occasionally do it on holidays

>only ever smoked weed, nothing special there
>Ate 3.5 grams of shrooms with my buddies
>Had the craziest experience ever
>Thought I died
>Had absolutely no long term memory and my short term lasted only a few seconds
>Thought I peed my pants and puked all over the place (I didn't)
>Went pee and couldn't control it very well, was in the woods and peed on my foot a bit
>Felt like a kid again
>Thought it would last forever which freaked me out
>Tripped for 8 hours, felt like an entire day
Overall can't wait to do shrooms again

>>34121838
Shrooms are great.

>>34119351
felt heavy eyes and a weird feeling in my head, and just thought: is this it? underwhelming

Only ever done shrooms and acid.

>>34120594
Do you take the MDMA and LSD at the same time? If so, wouldn't the MDMA wear off before the LSD and then the crash would fuck your trip up?

>>34122878
No. LSD and MDMA work well together.

>17
>Wanted to try weed, but too autistic to ask around or buy
>Friend invites me to smoke with some other people at night
>They only had a bong with them
>Take a huge hit because I'm a fucking retard
>Everything gets really dark
>Swirling colors start to appear
>Go for a walk
>I'm screaming weeb shit and dancing while friend tries to calm me down
>Go back inside house
>Friend's dog is inside
>Friend's dog touches me
>I flip my shit and nearly punch the dog
>Eventually go to sleep
Good times.

if the first time you did weed/mdma/lsd/opiates was underwhelming you did bad shit. all of those were fucking awesome the first time

that being said drugs nearly ruined my life so take this how you will

i was like 14 and my friend stole his brothers pipe and weed. he came over and we smoked it, then went inside and made eggo waffles and started laughing at the fart sounds the syrup made when we squeezed the bottle

first time i did weed was in brownies, i ate two and they must've been strong as fuck because i blacked out but somehow managed to cycle home and was high for literally 3 days.

Then for months after I kept losing time and sort of regaining memory later in the day. Really hard to explain but like I would remember being at school (I was 17) then the next thing I would remember I'd be at home several hours later. This happened dozens of times.

It eventually stopped and some time after I started smoking weed. First few times weren't special but the first time I got properly high without being too high was incredible. I was just laughing to myself, generally feeling the happiest i've ever been, and I wrote in my journal "this is amazing".

I don't smoke regularly but have smoked enough times for it to be mundane now. But the high is still pretty good and I enjoy it a lot.

overall 9/10 would recommend.