What would you do if you saw some shit like this?

>>34119236
I saw the 9gag watermark

>>34119236
i'd call the god a faggot for visiting 9gag

close 9gag, and switch to reddit

9gag is cancer and so are you

>2017
>9gag
???? what did she mean by this

>>34119236
>squatting
Is that the god of salvs?

h-how many times? ... again?

>>34119236
It's cool art anon, it makes me think of the Nazca lines, a big guy like that could draw them in the sand with his finger tip.

>>34119236
>What would you do if you saw some shit like this?
Make a mental note to take less of whatever I'm on.

>that 4chan filename
go the FUCK back to 4chan, faggot

The 2012 movie should've had Mayan gods in it. Could've been some cool CGI flying snake bird or some shit

>>34119236
I'd ask it to be my gf

kneel, pledge my sword, get superpowers

Stop visiting 9gag while taking LSD.

>>34119236
I have no fucking idea. That is some wierd shit. I'd probably just stand there in awe and then try not to freak as I go about my business.

>>34119236
Id go seek its wisdom and knowledge
even at the risk of being zapped to death, the potential reward of what a being like that could teach outweights the risk of being zapped to ashes

Ignoring the 9gag waterwark;

I would attempt to sell my life to it. Why not take the chance at receiving power unmatched by man? I'm not achieving much normally. I have nothing to lose.

>>34120009

>inb4 you just shit yourself

>>34119236
>Come on then, dickhead! Let's have it off, me and you! None of your little robot camel mates or your godly super powers, just a fucking scrap!

>>34120047
Tbh my curiosity would overrule any fear i would have for a being of that size and alien aesthetics

>everyone ITT pretends they wouldn't just fall to the floor and piss themselves

>>34120168
>/r9k/ is full of suicidal NEETs
>"when something truly remarkable would appear they would surely just piss themselves in a win win situation"
ok mr pokey

>>34120168
>itt people try really hard to force people to think that they would react like them

cast fire orb +10

Turn three sixty degrees
Walk away

>>34119236
Try not to cry.
Maybe have a heart attack.
Pretty sure I would pass out.

I've thought about this before........if I ever see something "other worldly".
Like an alien.

If an alien suddenly appeared in my room, I would pass out. For sure.