So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet

Why would anyone laugh at you for toilet paper?

buy your paper, WITH condoms and a bottle of whiskey

>>34118768
They don't laugh.
The worst I ever had was a cashier asking if I wanted it bagged or not and referred to it by the brand name.

>>34118790
They imagine shit coming from my ass.

>>34118826
Imagine shit coming out of their ass

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>>34118768
Are you actually fucking kidding me?

>>34118768
>laughed at by the cashier and other customers?
nobody does this OP.

Are you autistic enough to not just use amazon or to realize that toilet paper is a common household item people often buy?

>Cannot tell if b8 or actually retarded

>>34118826
>>34118839

>a robot and a wagecuck at work staring at each other, imagining each other shitting

>>34118768

Order it from Amazon like any ordinary robot.

>>34118972
it's like a college creative writing story.

>>34118768
Just laugh about it and make a joke like "yeah I actually dont wipe my ass, this is just to clean up all my cum."

>>34119208
don't actually do this

Pull out your phone and pretend to call your friend and loudly ask if he is sure he doesnt need anything except toilet paper.

>>34118768
as long as you're not already a poopbutt, it's probably fine.
Almost everybody has to buy this stuff so the cashiers are used to it.

>>34118768
just buy it in bulk with everything else you need for the month
its not hard being a functioning adult

>>34118826
See that would make me even more likely to buy it. Why wouldn't I want to give that hot female cashier the image of my asshole?

>>34118768
Everyone poops so just get whatever looks comfy. Just go to the checkout line with older people or do self checkout

>>34118768
>>34118826
You are a world class autist

ahh if it isn't the age old toilet roll copy paste story.

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>>34118768
>How to buy toilet paper without getting laughed at by the cashier and other customers

don't buy it
steal it from public bathrooms