>girl at work walks by "My pants are slipping!"

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>>34114126
>drinking monster


orignaldodesu

she's trying to slam you with sexual assault charges

don't fall for fucking females and their lies

>>34114126
yes she likes you. drinking from her can is an indirect kiss

>>34114126
Not too sure yet. You better make sure not to say anything to her and just stare and obverse from a distance, looking away quickly when she notices.

Yeah she likes you

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>>34114126
She wants you to buy her a man's belt because she's too embarrassed to buy one for herself. She'll try and ply you with cheap gifts until you take the hint and give her the belt.
Typical woman trick, the value of the items she gives you will not equal the cost of a good belt! This is were you trick the jackal, buy a cheap belt and refuse to show her the receipt!

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>>34114221
...Wait am I missing something? a belt? huh? what?

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What do I do now?

I'm new to the area and I don't have any friends or places to take her.

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>>34114126
No woman will ever like you. Looking forward to the screencap of your humiliating declaration of love and her aww that's so cute.

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>>34114254
Why else would she constantly mention the fact her pants are falling down?
It's not attractive in itself, but she wants to make herself look vulnerable so you buy her that belt!

>>34114126
It's not a guarantee.

A lot of guys make the mistake and thinking that because a girl is nice/flirty to them then they like them. I've met so many girls who I would swear had the hot for me but on further inspection I could see that was just her personality and how she interacts with everyone.

The key is comparing how she treat you to how she treats other guys. Literally the only way I could figure out that my ex liked me was because in one circumstance she gave me a goodbye hug, because she never hug anyone or lets anyone hug her.

No flirting or anything, that was the only difference.

OP did your little dick get hard? if it did ....she likes you

>>34114315
Oh. very clever. Alright. I have to give you props for that. very good.

>>34114126
/overthinking general/ up here

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>>34114221
Gave me a good chuckle, thanks anon

>>34114126
She wants you to flirt back this is a test the waters thing if you just go up front and be up front without teasing back a little it's no fun for her

>>34114330
>clever
>needing an explanation

are you genuinely artistic?

>>34114403
I just didn't put two and two together with the whole belt thing. once he mentioned it I thought it was a clever little joke.

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It's best to just assume nothing. You'll just end up getting hurt or worse.

>>34114494
can I g et source nigga

>>34114126
>S-she likes me, right?

Not enough information to assess whether or not she LIKES you; but clearly she isn't repulsed by you, and that's a good start.

So be respectful, talk to her like a normal human being, and see what happens.

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>>34114536
Sure thing, famster. Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru.

>>34114789
>senpai

normie detected

>>>/b/ is back in that direction

>>34114271
Ask her to show you around.

>>34114320
That's a stupid approach. Women want to be pursued, she's putting the signal out there that she's open to being pursued by you.

If you don't move fast enough she puts you in the friend category and moves on.

>>34114126
A girl puts something in her mouth and is okay with you putting said thing into your mouth, it's a sign that she's into you. Extra points if she puts it into her mouth after.

Play it cool though. Look up how to flirt on the Internet or YouTube and try to imitate the leash autistic thing.

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>>34114171
>obverse

>>34115440
Nothing I said has anything to do with not perusing. If a girl likes you she'll give you signals. All I'm saying is that the signals are relative. Don't just think that a girl acting in a way that seems interested to you means she is, and also don't just think that a girl acting in a way you think seems uninterested is. You'll miss opportunities if you don't study her behavior.

Also how fast you should move is also relative and depends on the person. A girl isn't going to put you in some undatable category just because you took a month to ask her out versus a week.

>>34114221
>trick know the jackal
Kek

>>34114126
she pulls her pants up so you look at her ass. she doesn't like you, but she doesn't not like you. just make sure you stay even, as long as you owe the girl something you're in the green

ah yes I remember at my old job a girl would always share drinks with me on shifts. very comfy feel. I was just about to ask her out but then she moved away. would probably have said no anyway

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>>34114126
>tfw that first sip of monster of the day

>>34114126
Yes
Invite her over to your place for bacon and Castle in the Sky

Women don't exist.

It's like none of you understand women. She doesn't want a belt. She wants you to notice she's lost weight. Kys

>>34115737
What I'm saying is that if you wait for a girl to give you signals you're doing it wrong.

You can convince a chick to be into you.

You ever watch those TV shows about birds trying to court each other? Humans are like that to. If you show that your worthwhile she will develop an interest.

>>34116189
I'm aware of all my typos, posting from my phone

>>34114494
>Quoting the words of the holy hikigaya
I am glad to see yet another one of his followers

>>34114126
If she's nice there's no problem anon. Ask her out.
If she changes her tune though, nope out of there as fast as you can.