British people are so adorable They can't be robots

I am living proof that you are wrong op.
I haven't the foggiest on how to socialise. Probably haven't even had a conversation with a girl lasting more than a few seconds in the last five years.

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>>34113797
We are NOT bloody adorable, we're the greatest country to ever grace this wretched planet.

>>34114380
You did spawn a lot of great nations, too. There's something to be said for that. You can't create great nations, without being pretty great, yourself.

>>34113797
God , britbots get me so hard. I just want to rape their fat little Brit buns.

>>34114082
Come to the United States

You will secure pussy just by talking

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>>34114380
Nice Pomposting m8. Really fills the void inside when you identify with an abstract concept instead of living life for your own perverted pleasures don't it done do?

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>>34114393
It's called Great Britain for a reason, mate.
>>34114515
Speak the Queen's English, boyo. I can't understand a lick of what you're saying.

>>34114483
Some British accents are awful though this can't be true

>>34114547
You'd probably be fine as long as you don't have a London or Liverpudlian accent.

>>34114630
Or one of those god awful Northern Ireland accents. Why we haven't disowned them is beyond me.

>>34114749
Because it annoys the paddies and the locals don't want to unify with the rest of Ireland, so we keep them in.

>>34114547
You need a posh accent, which I hear all Brits can fake

>>34114749
Northern Ireland isn't even in Britain you retard. It's in the United Kingdom but not Britain.

Fucking ameritards I swear. On me mam

>>34114483
But British accents vary such a lot, what typ is preferable.

I'm from the south and my pronunciation is fairly close to RP (received pronunciation). Is that any good? It seems pretty boring to me.

>>34115179
Slap those dirty english lips on my cock

>>34115179
RP is good

Most Northerners sound like shit. Working class people too. Truth is though, those who can afford to come here to travel generally have a nicer accent

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>>34114863
Look bud,

We're kinda the world power now. Everyone focuses on us. We're too busy policing the world to worry about your stupid britbong geographic terms

>>34115379
You can't police the world well without knowing basic geography

>>34113797
Must admit it does feel good to be British sometimes.
I think it's one of the things in my life I can actually have a positive outlook on.

>>34115379
>We
Your government,
The average American is the standard by which the rest of the civilized world tries to avoid.

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>>34115427
We police the world with profits in mind.

That's the bottom line.

>>34115471
Our government is for the people, by the people, of the people.

You wouldn't understand that monarch scum