a girl just gave me a cookie what do i do???

make like a cookie and kill yourself

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>>34110813
eat it thinking in all the love it has in it

>>34110822
Heh I'm stealing that.

>>34110813
if she isn't gross eat it, otherwise throw it out

what else is there to do with a cookie?

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Throw it away and cut all communication with her. It's the only to save yourself from a lifetime of anguish and despair, remember women are evil.

>tfw offer boy some brownies
>he gives me a weird look and says no

>>34110813
Holy fuck are you me. Some lady at bus stop gave me some, but she was married by the looks of it

Give her the dick in return.

Eat it, hopefully it was poisoned and puts you out of your misery

>>34110813

Throw it away, it's sure to be poisoned.

Shit your pants, it'll give you an excuse to escape.

>>34110813
Crush it up and mix it with your own feces, then freeze it in a popsicle container and insert up your ass.

>>34110813
did it have nuts in it?