Shit nobody else thinks about

>>34110643
tfw it's still the same size 20+ years later

>>34110706
Sorry about that anon, must be rough for you

Also, everything you see made by humans was made in a factory somewhere (handmade items aside).
So like those plastic dinosaurs you got as a kid? Theres a factory of them somewhere. There are dildo factories. There is lube factories. There are hat factories.
Its crazy

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>tfw some doctor thought it was okay to chop off my penis skin as a baby because of some retarded parents

>>34110643
>I keep thinking the swirl at the top back of my head is a bald spot

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>>34110706
Well shit, ain't that something.

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>>34110643
>shortly after your death you're going to end up in a morgue.
>You're body is going to sit in a cooler for a few days while they process new arrivals
>the mortician is going to pull you out of the freezer and look you over and sign your death certificate
>some aid is going to move you either to an oven or a hearse

None of these people will know who you were or care, it's just their job.

>>34110784
>tfw I pissed blood for a whole day after that and can't remember it anymore

>>34110643
anon, your penis touched your moms vagina on the way out.

All the porno I download is being broadcasted to the entire neighborhood thanks to wifi.

When I was 3-4 years old I would get a boner when I had to take baths with my sister.

>>34110643
What if the reason why we haven't discovered advanced aliens yet is because when aliens get advanced enough, they find ways to go to other universes and don't bother with this shitty universe?

>>34110784
A lot of other people have this thought, myself included.

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>>34112030
Get cryopreserved.

>>34112086
I think it's more likely they nuke themselves back to the Stone Age and none are around us at the moment at this time to send out radio signals before they ruin themselves.

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>When I was kid I was wondering what is the purpose of balls and why they exist
>wiener was for peeing it was obvious but balls?
>considered them useless
>mfw I just realized my balls are really useless

>>34112124
Colonizing other planets would get around the nuclear holocaust problem. The more likely scanerio is some kind of AI disaster. But even with an AI disaster, an AI might still be able to advance and spread across space.

>>34112259
>mfw I just realized my balls are really useless

I lol'd

Have a (You)

I always wondered if there is a god who created that god and then who created the god who created that god?

How does something just come into existence?

What if there's actually a portal inside the sun that takes us to another universe, but it's only one way and we're trapped forever?

They didnt invent clothes lines until like the 1800's but people had been drying clothes before then by draping them over bushes and furniture. How the hell did it take that long? Also the printing press. In sumeria they carved stones cylinders that they rolled into clay to recreate pictures (often porn) then later, woodcuts. Why was it until guttenberg that this was done with letters? These things seem obvious.

>>34112544
this problem is there with any worldview

>our perception of reality is just a simulation
>any proposed "simulator" would have the same dilemma about his own existence

>>34114115
The printing press was inevitable once paper production and quality had the sufficient standards to support mass production of books.

The only reason sumerians and koreans didnt print books already was that the available materials they used for printing were too heavy and impractical.

>>34112030
You forgot the part about the cut you open or crush your organs and rip them out.

Is there more to the world than we know? Spirits, ghosts, angels, and demons? Is there an unseen we can't see? What's the bigger picture, the purpose one might say.

I think of everything, and all of these thoughts rush through my head. Cities, trees, people, monuments, ect. Everything we know was created by humans, as one anon pointed out earlier. The music, shows, games, art, innovations. We have so much potential for good. To plant the seeds for the next generation and to leave this world a better place for those who come after us. Nah, nevermind. I'm getting idealistic here. I guess Trump winning just gave me a little hope for the future. Unless, you know he's not (((what he claims to be))).