Have you ever thought about fucking one of your co-workers?

>>34110165
For a while I almost exclusively fucked my coworkers.

>>34110165
Literally all the time

>>34110165
I want to but I'm too much of a fat sperg

>>34110165
Yeah, I've probably fapped at least once to each of my female co-workers.

I don't even talk to them either lol

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Look at the size of that hand, did a midget slapped her ass?

>>34110165
Why is a hot girl working in the back

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> Pregnancy fetish
> QT womanlet coworker got banged months before I started employment
> She's late into second trimester and she's constantly lovingly rubbing her stomach and smiling
> Working one day she trips
> grab her arm while she's midair and save her from falling on her stomach
> She breaks down in tears and says saved her boy from miscarriage
> Her and her boyfriend give me 50 dollars and invite me to the baby shower

>>34110187
Fuck you chad. You are the reason why i cant trust women.

My workplace is 80% male and the females are nearly all homely moms in their 30s. There's one thicc qt on my floor I'd fuck but it will never happen because she's muslim.

>>34110274
She probably slapped it herself. Look at the angle

>>34110301
No, I'm the reason women don't trust you faggot

The only girl I've ever fucked was a coworker

>>34110165
mmm, I worked form home for a while and there was this bitch who I could have fucked if we had been in the same country...

then, I worked for customer service for a while, after quitting, I decided to test the waters with a former coworker. a 6'0 black bitch, ugly face but awesome body. she told me she was DTF, but i never really had the guts to go through with it. I think I could still spark the spark... but I dont even live in the same country anymore! At least I'm travelling a lot.

Fuck yes, one of the girls there is this fit dancer with one of the best asses I've ever seen.

Problem is she's full ultimate Stacey and even with her always getting excited and happy to see me on the rare occasions we do see each other I don't see how she'll go for me.

Therefore I must become Chad.

>Job I used to have 2 years ago
>Boss was a 7/10 latina in her late 30s
>Sweetest woman I've ever met, actually enjoyed working for her. Anyway...
>One day, she takes me to lunch
>The whole time she's touching my arm periodically and making """incidental""" contact with our legs
>Dropped strong hints that she wanted to cuck her husband with me
>Pretended not to notice the hints
>She never brought it up again

>>34110165
Yes. She was a thicc Italian girl. My god, that ass was just perfect.

>>34110588
Good, I did this and got the shit kicked out of me by her husband

I think about hugging one yeah

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>>34110165

That handprint doesn't make sense.
It's a left hand, which means he'd have to be positioned like in the picture or have rubber-limbs and able to twist them ridiculously.

>>34110826
Or he did it from the front

>>34110826
Now I understand why this is called the autistic board. A tall guy just came right behind her and spanked her.

>>34110826
Or was hugging and reached around??

>>34110865
Or someone standing by her side and did it like that

>>34110826
Or the negrodamus just walked past her on the side of the painted cheek and slapped it passing by with left hand. You dumb nigger.

>>34110852
By the size of the print it would have to be a dwarf. From the angle of the print you can tell it came from a person of nearly the same height as the girl. No midgets fit this criteria.

She slapped her own ass.

>>34110852
>>34110870
the thumb would be on the other side if that were true

>>34110865
this is the right answer

>>34110826
Dude face South, chick North. They stand Next to each other oblivious of your mental retardation

>>34110826
It's her own hand you dumb shit. She's making puzza, there's flour all over the table.

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>>34110826
Kek, nice bait anon but obv its like this

>>34110922
Because no one else would be making a pizza in a pizza shop idiot

>>34110955
Just how retarded are you?

>>34110976
>guy walks by
>puts hand in flour
>spanks her as a joke

>she spanks herself while making a pizza

Which one makes more sense

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The thought never crossed my mind because I would find it hard to believe I could ever be worthy of a woman.

And the worst part is I have chad-tier facial aesthetics but gyno, having a stutter, and conservative values barr me from acting like that.

Fuck my life.

>>34111005
The second one. Do you not know any girls?
>she slaps her own ass as a joke

>>34110826
>tfw you're arguing with autists about whether some chick in a photo slapped herself on the ass or not on a friday night

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After slapping her butt, Chad uploaded this picture to send a signal to other men that he has ownership of this ass.

The Modern Chad, being at the pinnacle of the social hierachy, owns atleast 5-6 women all for himself. When he tires of a woman he will sometimes trade it for a new one with other Chads.

The women take great pride in being the property of a Chad and will often brag about the qualities of their Chad owner.

If happens that a beta tries claim ownership of a woman that belongs to a Chad, she will panic and run to her Chad for protection. The beta will then be publicly shamed and beaten by a gang of muscle Chads for trying to reach above his station.

This system ensures that only the Chads, the strongest of men, get to reproduce, while the betas are delegated into engineering fields to provide useful services for the Chad and his women.

In the future, perhaps betas will go extinct and Chads will have to use their brains. This will put a great strain on the Chad caste and only the fittest of them will make it and become the new rulers of the world, the Ultra Chads, masters of both their bodies and their minds.

>>34111012
considering most people are right handed, this makes even more sense

>>34111025
>Friday morning
Timezones nigga

>>34110165
I work construction so theyre all 40+ studly dudes.

But I'm also a frustrated virgin so yeah I have.

>>34111027
Not gonna happen cause women breed with the engineers after chad dumps them and cums on their face

>>34111012
If she spanked her own ass the thumb would be on the other side

>>34111086
what if your thumb was on the other side of your hand, faggot? how would that feel?

>>34111086
holy fuck you're a fool

>>34111129
Nvm I just slapped my own ass to see

>>34111112
holy shit bro you just missed the GET by 1.

checking to see what it was >>34111111

>>34111086
No it wouldn't. Obviously she used her left hand you dumb faggot

>at summer job 2 years ago
>qt my age starts working at my job
>Have to train her
>during training she laughs at all my jokes and tells me she thinks I'm funny
>throughout summer we make small talk while we pass each other in the store.
>2 minutes before my last shift was over we start talking
>she tells me that I have "big strong arms" and a "cute smile" and winked at me
>right as I was going to suggest exchanging numbers or a date she was called over to do something by the manager

>>34110165
How else would I possibly ever meet a girl? Also I can't imagine flirting with a girl in front of others. Maybe if I get ripped and lean things would be different. Doubt it.

>>34110283
cause hot girls are too numerous in there?

>>34111208
push feces from your colon through your anus and into your trousers. then cry in public and wait for some hot nurse to change you. she'll have to find a private place to do it, so then you can hit on her, no pressure.

>>34110165
Yes. Who hasn't?

Hot dolphin!

>>34110295
I... I do not know this feel.

>>34110295
lol I can imagine some cuck turning down the 50 dollars.

>>34110295
i don't think you realize how accepted and celebrated pregnancy fetishes are. you should stand up at the baby shower and announce that you'd like to ejaculate onto the pregnant stomach. or better yet, just do it. it is a party after all. people will like it, i promise.

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Why do we need to invoke an entity like Chad to explain it? Was not even a slap, was just a quick scratch of an itch there, scratched sloppily in a hurry of pizzamaking, while hammered by the older manager bitch.

>>34110922
Why is she touching her ass while preparing food? Isn't that a hygiene issue?

>>34111325
it is kinda weird though. here's 50 dollars for saving my baby.

>>34111351
Because it's funny? Why does anyone do anything.

>>34111278
Straight guys working in a place with next to no female employees.

>>34111349
if she scratched her butt and then went back to making pizza, does that mean part of her butt is now in the pizza?

>>34111386
Yes and if you ate the pizza that would make you gay cus butt are gay

>>34110295
Dude you were part of gods plan

>>34111386
she puts all her heart and some of her butt in her pizza

>>34111369
haha yeah it's totally "funny" haha girls are so quirky ^_^

It was a ghost

>>34111438
I forgot robots have trouble with humor.