Name a better piss bottle than 64 oz Gatorade >tfw you can't

>>34107708
>tfw 64oz piss bottle means you can shitpost and play at a longer rate than any other size

you are right anon

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>>34107708
Have you tried this you disgusting slob?

>>34107708
dayum look at the girth on that lid, that'd be fucking perfect for sticking my dick in.
10/10 can't argue with that, OP

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starter model

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>>34107708
Ur mum

Oreganoanoli

mcdonalds fountain cup you can tilt it so it makes no noise

>>34107738
Fuck off normie scum.

Frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Water cooler bottle my nigg

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>>34107708
oh, come on.

it's like you're not even trying

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>>34107825
isnt that too big dou?

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>>34107708
>quality juice
>wide girth
>glass bottle cools your dick

this is the best.

>>34107852
>check your spam box!
its too big to fit neatly under your desk at your feet for expedited pee operations

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Been pissing in a bottle like this for 15 years. It never lets me down.

>>34107764
I love how everything made for kids is so damn cheery even the piss bottles

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>>34107825
You win.

Originaliolio

yeah thats pretty good OP.

A single larger bottle is so much better than many smaller ones

Arizona gallon jug.
Sturdy, has a handle, can be mistaken for the tea itself, plus it's a reference to Sad Boys culture.

>>34107951
Yeah i have to admit that is better than OP\s pick, When the temperature drops or goes up a plastic bottle can 'suck in' and that can be dangerous given its contents of piss. A sturdy jug is better

>>34107946
Not Op.
I disagree. using the same bottle twice is disgusting.
>possible backsplashes
>half-filled bottles are useless when you need to pee more than that
>nasty smell when you reopen them

I like the concept of "fire and forget"

I piss outside like all patricians do

>>34108104
when it comes time to dump them youre gonna have a hell of a time my man. A single bottle for that sole reason of easy single trip dumping is the best.

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>>34107708

Still using bottles I see, you literal baby. I've advanced to pissing on the floor. If you don't wear pants you don't even need to adjust. There's plenty of carpet to soak it up so there's no mess either.

>>34108156
no wonder Tyrone is fucking all the white women.

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Plebs.
>Not pissing in your tub

>>34108198
>>34108135
i piss in in the sink, How good is that? is it weird?

>>34108198
i knew a guy who had such a massive collectiong of aquafina pee bottles he onces dumped them all in his tub and filled it. It's timestamped proofed as well. Hes a notable pee bottle person, ever hear of him? No? Well i guess that just goes to show how amerature you are

*scoffs*

>>34108142
>not having a mommy to clean your room

you're right though. I'm always afraid of the day when i have to take those heavy, pissbottle.filled trashbags out

>>34108224

That's real weird, people wash their face in there man

>>34108224
i pee in the sink at work when im the only one there

>>34108251
i dump mine in the toilet and spray the whole room with air freshener to kill the stink

>>34108224
Average. Everybody does this once in a while.

>>34108281
i take it that
>you're either hard-boiled or
>you clean up on a regular basis

because the smell is quite horrible, once the piss starts segmentation

>>34108353
oh i dont clean for shit never washed my blankets nothing

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plebeian faggots