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Every message sent to my former oneitis. It still hurts to think about.

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>have a normie book to maintain contact with family
>also the odd girl I would love for the rest of my life if given the chance
>regularly get black out drunk while playing cs:s
>regularly check that normiebook while I'm drunk

the countless fucking messages I regret

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This. Originally depressed regret.

>>34107529
>anyone got stories of messages they wish they had never sent?
practically all of them
talking doesn't ever seem to do any good

>>34107529
that;s pretty fucking hilarious op

>>34107837
i dont get it
how is this bad

>>34107928
its been an hour and she hasnt replied back. honestly dont know how she'll react tbhonesto

>>34107837
Don't let the normies know your depressed mate

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>Be me autistic 41yo
>im a pervert and degenerate so i chat and cam online with bitches
>One day some chick i know irl that lives 3 hours away wanted a pic of my asshole, because she is a fucking freak druggie that i regrettingly fucked alot
>decide fuck it and take a awkward as fuck ass picture for this literal nympho, then id drive down that weekend and fuck her
>fast forward, my elderly mom wants to see a pic on my phone i took of some old shit she wants to buy
>hand her my phone
>she sits quitely looking at it
>i take it back to realize that it handed my mom my phone with the picture of my asshole
>worst part is its positioned just right so all you see is my hairy asshole and my stupid awkward face looking into the camera
>i simply chuckled and said whoops sorry i showed my ass

Where did you send the link, lots of programs let you edit your message

>>34107529
fucking retard, you could've saved it and just said "my fucking friend just sent that to me now i'm scarred for life" and you could've gotten away with it

>>34108134
just through the android stock text messaging app, so no luck in that regard

>>34108184
im hoping the "LOL" that i put in after i sent both links will save me some face, if even slightly

>>34108274
Not really LOL was the most basic obvious response

Play it off as a prank

>>34108078
thats some good shit, always some quality posting at these hours.

>>34107529
should of said
>whoops lol, that was a discussion of bestiality should be allowed in hentai
>this is the real link
honesty is the best policy

>16 year old me
>make a fake Facebook with hot girls pics and a made up name
>say "I'm transferring to your school and want to be friends xD" as an excuse to add everyone from my school
>find out the deepest secrets of Chads and Stacies
>talk to the betas too and have them fall in love with me
>this goes on for weeks because it's summer and I'm bored
>talking to Turbo Chad
>he invites me to a video call thing
>accept
>didn't realize it was based off Skype and I'm currently logged in to my REAL Skype with my REAL name and photo
>skype circle starts whizzing as it "connects"
>manage to cntrl + alt + delete end process just in time

If it wasn't for the fact I was using my neighbors internet which was super slow, I wouldn't have been able to disconnect in time and I literally wouldn't have been able to go back to that school and would have had to board or something since that was the only school in my area. The level of shit I would have been in I wouldn't even be able to comprehend, as a result of my robot-dom I've taken pretty much even drug under the sun and nothing comes close to the rush I got that day

>>34109242
What were you gonna do when the video call went through something else and it was you on the other end

>>34108066
It doesn't matter, depression and wanting to kill yourself is an ironic normie meme now, they'll just think it's jokes

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I don't envy you. At all.

In fact, I'm more appreciative of my circumstances now. Thanks.

>>34109292
I didn't have a webcam but they still would have seen my name and photo, being able to recognize me.

It all happened in a matter of seconds and I wasn't even thinking about what I'd do as much as just how to get out of it, like being walked in on watching porn but worse as that would have ruined my life.

I want to text my ex to call her a whore and beg her to take me back but I know I'd instantly regret it lol. Thank god I never get drunk

>>34107529
I've been on the receiving end of it. My little sister was going in for high school registration one morning and left a document at home so she asked me to text a pic of it to her. A couple minutes later I got these texts from her:
>Im so wet
>sorry omg I accidentally sent that to you...

And I texted back
>bal

I was trying to text my bank to see my account balance but I was too flustered and sent it to her accidentally. It was awkward as fuck. I just ignored it after that

>>34107529
Everytime I take benzos and drink beer I end up calling various dudes/chicks while crying that I love them.
The next day is always a blur and a pain in the ass

>>34109374
>high school orientation
>sexting

>>34109417
Lmfao add weed to your mix

>>34109442
If you're implying she was a freshman, it was actually her junior or senior year. They made you register again every year

>>34108066
>third girl I talked to in my life
>things going awesome I think I can make it out of robothood
>says something out of the blue that puts me off
>she unintentionally hit a nerve
>the entire facade of me being interesting or worth something fades in front of me
>I say that she'd think less of me if I told the truth
>she says she'd never think less of me
>confess superautism about how I'm khhv no gf talked to a girl or two in my life miserable die alone suicide boy
>play it ok though, as if I was just tired of it all
>she apologizes, says she felt like she ruined my night
>say nah it's fine it would've happened eventually

Now we text all the time about being miserable. Somedays she talks about her bf or having sex and that makes me want to die, other times she talks about her drinking problem and I talk about my autism and I feel better for a while. Just today she told me she genuinely hoped I could find someone. I told her that actually meant a lot to me.
Too bad she doesn't know that I've already found someone, who's already in a relationship, that I probably don't have a chance with in the end. But she didn't seem to mind my autismode. Is this just a rare experience, or does she really think I'm disgusting and just keeps me around to laugh?

>>34109731
m8 you've fallen into the beta orbiter trap
Leave orbit

>>34109825
Haha nonono
There's no way I'm an orbiter, our relationship is very personal, we made plans to hang out together but she couldn't make it
She genuinely seems sorry for me, and if I stopped talking to her I'd return to having nobody to talk to at night which would drive me insane

I'm decently attractive, funny, and really good with people in groups (not one on one tho) so I think she likes me back I just don't know her bf is a real headscratcher to me

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>>34109865
>Haha nonono
>There's no way I'm an orbiter

>>34109907
But I really can't be
Not me
You guys are robots, I'm just pretending. I have people that like me, I'm popular to people, but I hide that so I can get attention from robots too, just because I haven't had sex or talked to girls all that often doesn't make me like you I'm not a fucking orbiter that's pathetic I'm not a fucking orbiter

>>34109940
We're in the denial stage now, folks

>>34109374
>Not sending her "This is your father and it better be raining, missie" to fuck with her

>>34110007
Better stop making him realize he's an orbiter before he gets to anger and grabs a a gun.

>>34110232
Reality sure is harsh, isnt it?

>>34109865
>we made plans
>she didnt give a fuck enough to show
>probably because she doesnt want to hang out with a weird loser

>>34109940
For your own fucking sake, you'd better be shitposting. Please. This is unacceptable.

>>34109417
This might actually be a good idea
>>34109453

>>34109242
Reveal a secret from one of them then, we don't know them so you may as well.

>>34108078
Top kek. Good one. Orieee

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>dad asks for a link for some sport nutrition I use
>absent-mindedly click paste and send
>just see "fimfiction.net"
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>click on it
>it's a breeding clopfic
>my life ends here
>think "okay, I'm just going to delete the message real quick"
>look at the message
>two blue checkmarks

I came very close to killing myself that day, he still has not spoken up about it

>>34110562
A lot of the stacies had been in sugar-daddy lite situations (Despite being in high school) like doing shit for friend's dads or bosses at work for cash

A lot of the Chads were normal guys, I was surprised how many had tiny cocks though - the meme of only guys with small cocks bragging about being sex gods and having huge dicks is true

Ironically the juiciest stuff came from just normies, one had like a net worth of $4M at 17 he inherited from some deceased relative and his whole family was fighting with him over it. I noticed during our final year he was stressed and looked like shit, no one knew why except me.

>>34108010

Dude, I did that once with a coworker. She was like, "what's the deal the sad panda cartoon?"

Said it was a joke for someone else and I pasted accidentally.

>>34110709
What you managed to full on nude catfish them and all you said was that you were going to their school? They sent you nudes before you even 'arrived' there? that sounds desperate for them.

>I wish you had schizophrenia
After that the girl blocked me
I just wanted her to understand me
kill me

>>34111179
>Implying any girl would give her mind up to be with a robot

>>34110641
Fuck off, barneyfag.

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