Application for boyfriend

>>34107218
do you possess and operate a kik and if so may I inquire it?

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>>34107218
Yooo legit real chad here this is fuckin sad this post. Posting on r9k even of all places. You have red flags all over too just peppered with them all over I can sense these things like a wolf. Go back to Arby's alright robots would be smart to take a pass on this broad

>>34107314
I don't use jew social media. Sorry fampia.

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You lost me at not raping your sister.

>>34107554
What a shame. I'm sure our love story could have been as coveted as that of a robot dreaming of a life free from autism.

Depends OP, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being hot roastie and 10 being overweight with rampant autism, how would you rate yourself?

>>34107652
How about ex signed model with rampant autism? Maybe in the middle then. A 5? Or 4?

Where are you at OP?
I would apply but I want the real deal

>>34107652
I've done editorial campaigns for print magazines, been the face of a spring/summer shoe campaign and been an extra in a feature film. But I have crippling autism. That's why I am here.

>>34107218
You know something's wrong when I agree with Chad >>34107388 more than you

>operate bbq
>not be a cuck
>no personality disorders
>travelling

Why are you on /r9k/?

>>34107713
Where am I at? I think you're asking where I live? Australia.

I'm going to need some basic information her. Bmi, race, previous sexual partners. All that personality stuff sounds nice but it means nothing if you're fat or a slut.

>>34107673
Sounds good to me. Add vodkapirate.

>>34107755
Bmi: 18
Height: 5'8"
Dress size: AU 8 USA 2
Past sexual history: 8yr relationship with one guy. 1 year relationship with a manipulative cunt.
Mental illness: depression 7 years ago, fully recovered now.

Spoiler alert: not female.

>>34107801
how old and do you have daddy issues?

How long have you been on HRT original OP?

>>34107755
Australian with Croatian heritage.

>>34107218
>using superior android emoji
you're ok anon

>>34107834
/oldfag/ 26. Daddy issues are resolved.

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>traveling
>JUST traveling
>just
>hiding this until the very end
Fucking money grubbing whore. I bet you're 25+ hit the wall already and "ready to settle." Dropped.

Timestamp or GTFO zone ponte

>>34107801

Not a virgin but you sound pretty cool otherwise. I already snatched up a practice gf but wish you well. You might even be better than my current girl but you know how the whole getting attached thing works. Hopefully you hate blowjobs or something so I don't feel any regret.
I'm done being thirsty now. I'm going to fap to big tits on >>/hc/ and get some sleep.

21 year old Brisbane based male

hit me up if you want to chat

skype: scoutsrevenge

>>34107869
>26
perfect. email me at [email protected]

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>>34107753
>Australia
Every fucking time. What is with this hellhole and its demon spawn? "Girls" from this place are irredeemable. Go travel up your own cunt. You'll never get to see my bbq shoes.

Stats:

Age: 18
Sex: M
Height: 5'11
Weight: 150 pounds
Hair: Dirty Blonde/Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Body Hair: Black
Skin: White af

Pros: Good grades at uni, studying Chem. Quiet and mellow, no acne.

Cons: Heavy pot smoker, like the occasional pint of Vodka, deal with social anxiety through weed and xanax. Make most of my income is earned through flipping dope.

Did I win ?

>>34107879
Way to be a retarded cunt, you incompetent faggot. Just got back from 6 weeks in Japan. Travelling alone. Self funded. I've never taken handouts or gifts, had anything brought for me or relied on anyone. Put myself through school, paid for my $35k vehicle and don't own a credit card all through busting my balls at a high risk, shitty job working kids taken into child protection custody. What have you been done with your life other than shit posting on a Scandinavian wood stacking forum?

>>34107218
Lol what hppned did a guy u like run away from u when u were 15 now u cant get over it and hate urself and think ur a fat ugly black over white liberal religious freak who wants to turn away from the world and forgivness and pure love and perfect trinity and unity with understanding peace and joy lol its ok people feel just as bad about how u feel bad about them and u feeling bad for feeling bad about them everyone is insecure deep down some just show it more than others its the strong and humble and kind and gentle ones that truly find love and understanding lol

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>>34107905
>>34107897
>>34107778
So many normies

oregamimaster

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>>34108002
I doubt this is you this is too much otherwise you're crazy as fuck if you have to post here while seemingly having no bad traits and tons of money. What are you hiding? Perhaps it's from yourself kek.

>>34108100
Op here. Tell me about yourself senpai

>>34108100
I wasn't aware that competing for the attention of a mentally ill tranny was 'normie' behaviour

>tfw you know even robots on r9k would be better than you and you will never be able to compete with them
I dont even try anymore, I'm a 25 year old virgin and I just know it's over for me. Good luck OP, hope you find a partner

>>34108124
I hate myself and wish I could passively die. I hoped Kek would guide my Malaysia Airlines flight to the bottom of the Indian ocean two nights ago. But he showed no such mercy.

I have been broken a lot in the past but I have tried hards to make peace with everything and pay my penance. I've tried to live a good life and help others. I guess because I am a fixer, I make excuses for sociopaths and let them into my life despite seeing all the red flags.

I am not a normie despite all I've said. I'm more of a cyborg. I don't fit in with the normies. Or the robots. I just want to have someone good in my life who can show me that people are ok.

>>34108125
I like to suck huge dicks and lick furry testicle sacks, what about you

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>>34108125
I don't understand why any of you would browse this Swedish physics board if you are all so interesting.
I guess I just want everyone else on this board to be like me and desire to be away from normies in and not hosting bbqs or traveling.

>>34108155
thanks

>>34108240
J-J-Jerry?
Is that really you?

>>34108257
Yeah that's right, I am also extremely gay

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>>34108240
Fuck off

oregamiandcheesefordinner

>>34108283
kill yourself you fat dumb whore HEY HEY GUESS WHAT? NO ONE WILL EVEEEEER LOVE YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Okay what happened to the first relationship and do you smoke/drink? Please don't smoke.

raz0r_00 im just looking for someone to vent to
thats my skype btw

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When women will occasionally talk to you but you're too retarded to care and want to derail every entitled roastie thread

>>34108283
Skype me at fuckoffyoufatuglybitch.org

>>34108336
Woah, lot of hostility there anon

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>>34108293
no u

Oreganofamicom

>>34108357
I will eviscerate you

I should be the one you should skype because I will treat you like complete garbage honestly, it will be v funny

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>>34108293
Woah dude, thats like, mean and shit.

OP doesn't give a fuck about you. She will use you and throw you

>>34107218
How Ugly are we talking exactly here?

I could go as low as a 6/10

>>34108378
Quit same fagging and send me pics of your fucked up pussy

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>>34108372
Woah retard I said that not the roastie op, here, come join my cult.

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>>34108336
wtf it's not a real site????

>>34108406
You type like a woman
Orrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>34108401
I'm a guy, what are you, gay?

>>34108410
I am the only real site u need samefag roastie bitch;)

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>>34108389
Pretty much this desu. She probably has some mental disorder like AVP and talks to you once a week and essentially hates you or she literally forgets who you are (unless you're Chad of course :v))))))

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>>34108428
Say that to my face and not on line, I'm a badass, dude.

raz0r_00
>im not terribly bad
i dont know what i am

>>34108465
Give me your skype and send me pictures of your fucked up retard pussy

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>>34108450
I'm not OP but we can still secks ;3

>>34108492
Send me pictures of your gross body so I can show a lot of people and make fun of you

>>34108324
Drink, but don't smoke.

Ex was a cuck. Wanted to share me with his best friend. That was the end of that.

>>34108517
If you be with me I will share you with the whole squad (a lot of black people) and I will also give you aids

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>>34108477
But I have a penis so that's impossible

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>>34108517
That was the 8 year relationship? Because 8 years sounds like too long for it to end.

>>34108536
Give me your dads phone number

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>>34108511
DOYOULIKEWHATYOUSEE

DEEPDARKFANTASY

>>34107218
I'd like to apply but I live in Japan. Would you be willing to relocate?

Just kidding. Why the fuck would I want you when there are Japanese girls right here?

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>>34108561
No, my dad isn't gay.

OP what coast of Australia are you on?

>>34108569
No send me pictures of your vagina, inside of it if possible. Stick your phone up there and turn the flash on and show me what it captures

OP too bad you didn't add me... I'm same as your age and probably have a lot in common but guess you got busy with all the other requests. Oh well...

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>>34108572
Kek, based Jap knows whats up

>>34108578
I want to send your family the collection of gay selfies of you I have on my phone which I will use for pol memes

>>34108592
Wtf is a vagina?

t. newfagg

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>>34108601
Too late for that, friends already beat you to it

>>34108639
Why do you keep responding to me

>>34108647
Because I love you, robotanon

>>34107218
op, what is your policy on virgin boyfriends?

>>34108658
Same, now please send me pictures of your manpussy clitoris

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>>34107218
Is the dead animal cooked?

>>34108672
No I cannot, and I just noticed you said you saved my pics, such a sweetheart.

>>34108712
Do it anyway you stupid fucking bitch

>>34108581
West coast oregano pressure

>>34108592
Sorry Anon. I haven't added anyone yet. Ago were you?

>>34108757
Nah, I don't think I will. Why do you want pics so bad anon? Its kinda creepy desu.

>>34108763
I've never been over to the west coast. What's life like over there?

>>34108786
We are on r9k why the fuck do you care

>>34108830
Why are you being so mean anon :^(

>>34108857
I'm really drunk if you want meh to be completely tbqh

>>34108782
I was the one with the email earlier

>>34108554
I also did everything for him. I was like his mother. Cooked, cleaned, did laundry, tended to the gardens (lawnmowing, weeding, landscaping 1/4 acre), cut his hair, took him to dinner and bought him gifts because I was earning good money. He just wanted to sit around and play vidya when I wanted to go out and do things (jog together, go to the beach, take holidays). So I used to sit with him whilst he played Dark Souls and that was it. Then the cuck stuff happened at it was the end of our 8 years together.

>>34108694
Sometimes, I guess. I ate a lot of raw seafood in Japan. It was tasty.

>>34108909
Email seems odd. Have you got Skype?

>>34108910
>Then the cuck stuff happened at it was the end of our 8 years together.

That sounds horribly depressing. I hope you find what you're looking for

>>34108961
Yeah its fuckinman

>>34108816
There's not much to do in the way of normie nightlife and shit like that. Weather is always lovely if you like being outdoors.

>>34108961
I will link it on email.

>>34108981
I'm planing a deep water soloing roadtrip soon. Might make it over to the west coast; you guys have some crazy good looking cliffs

>>34107218
>- no personality disorders
>/r9coon/

WOMEN LOGIC

>>34109045
Diving? That's great. I've wanted to get my ticket for a while now so I can grab some tasty crays off the rocks near garden island. You'll have a great time along the coast. I'm going to Kalbarri soon in my Prado. Looking forward to getting on with life and going camping.

>>34107218
>no personality disorders
welp looks like i'm not qualified

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>>34107218
>- must not try to rape my sister

Keep my balls empty and I won't.
If I feel like raping your sister, it's because you're not doing your job properly.

>>34109090
Rock climbing but without the ropes.

Diving is great but too bad the equipment is so pricey or I would have gone every weekend since I got my licence. There's something ultimatly serene about being underwater

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>>34108910
What the fuck were you getting outta this, and for 8 years even?

>>34109160
YOU SOUND GAY AS FUCK

KYS HOMO

>>34108910
please be my gf, I'll go to the beach and jog and do all that stuff as long as I can play vidya and cuddle you
no cuckstuff

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How old are you and what is your Skype

>>34109184
What's wrong with being gay as fuck?

>strayan shitposting
>no pictures

business as usual

>>34108763
Holy shit, somebody else actually lives here.

I will be your bf if you are open to the idea of bearing my children.

Age: 28
Sex: M
Height: 5'10
Weight: 175 pounds (lyft lyf)
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Body Hair: Black
Skin: Tanned
Savings: $150,000
Properties: 2 (1 house in the suburbs, 1 sardine can apartment)
Drives: 2016 HSV Senator/ 2010 Yamaha R1

Not really interested in a relationship since I prefer casual hook ups, but would you go for me OP?

>>34109517
>2016 HSV Senator

I'm not OP, but are you the cunt who cut me off on Stock Road a few hours ago?

If it was you, go fuck yourself.

>>34109580
Haha nope. I only take it out on weekends. I prefer my bike because it's cheaper to park and fill up.

I've seen all the kind of retards on this planet in my time, and you defected fucks are the shittiest ones. I'm glad you're in pain, you supid motherfuckers. It could've been worse, we could've met face to face.

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>>34109212
Op here. Do you have Skype?

>>34109517
Op here. I have a 120 series Prado and Hoonda CBRRRRRRR. Don't do casual hookups. So degenerate.

I lift too. If you're not at least benching 1.5x bw bench and 1.8x squat, don't leave your contact details.

>>34109621
It was you. May the guilt haunt you and prevent you from sleeping, resulting in a wreck later on.

>>34109677
That's a bit harsh, but what ever. Like I said, I wasn't really interested in you but you seem to have a too high of a standard for us.

Even I don't have any issues of fucking 6~7/10s.

PS; 280/400 bench/squat.

>>34109720
This was an application for a boyfriend. Not to be your cum dumpster.

>>34109709
It wasn't me mate. Was it matte white? Unless the boys at the shop was taking it for a spin then it wasn't mine. It's getting wrapped now.

>>34109739
Okay, say hypothetically I was giving up on life and want to settle, would you be interested now? Also going back to uni to study aeronautical engineering. I've always been fascinated with planes and now that I'm semi-retired, I have more time for fun stuff.

>>34109746
Just messing with you. I'm not the same anon.

>>34107218

>women
>talking about honesty
>knowing what they want ever

What is next, you gonna promise to be logical, you oversized toddler brain with a wet hole ?

>>34109810
Mate, I'm probably the most polite and careful driver with my Senator. My first decent car so wouldn't even dream of hooning or cutting people off. I'm different with the bike though, I turn into an instant "hero" when I put my helmet on.

>>34109739
You'll be a cum dumpster for your whichever future "boyfriend" either way, how fucking naive are you? Jesus fucking Christ.

>>34107218
ARE YOU CURRENTLY OVULATING

>>34109677
Guy who you replied to here; if you're in South Australia, it would be to have someone to just talk to about 4chan and bikes, but sounds like you already hate me anyway for my degeneracy. Anyway good luck with everything.

>>34109880
I think OP is just getting desparate. Must some pressure from the family too.

>>34107218
>must not try to rape my sister

What if she WANTS to fuck me?

Which state/city in aus, op?

Orig

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>>34107218
Describe your political beliefs and opinions of SJWism.

>>34107218
>Don't expect gifts but you instead must be willing to spend your own money to travel

wew

>>34107218
You seem like a nice and fun person, so good luck with finding a partner.

>>34110126
Op here. I meant to say that I don't expect gifts. As I said, I'm easy to keep. On the contrary, I like buying gifts for those who I care about.

>>34110273

if yer easy to keep, u a catlady they ez 2, but men run cats stay. u gotz something wrong just tell it, it aint depression that is bollocks excuse. aint frosting.

Why look for a bf on r9k of all places?

Especially while living in the ass-end of nowhere. It's like you're setting yourself up for disappointment

>>34110022
SJW's are retarded and have no idea how the real world works.

I am pro nationalism. Our differences are what make us special. You lose culture when you race mix. Japan was beautiful because it was full of Japanese people (and lots of Chinese and Korean tourists who eventually went back home). People should take pride in their heritage and making their countries better.

Marxism doesn't work. I live with a 30 yo socialist alternative faggot. I came back from the holiday and there were THREE OVERDUE BILLS on the counter. He said "sorry, centrelink comes in on Monday. I thought you had three months after the due date to pay the bill". I hope he rots in a gulag somewhere.

Adults should be allowed to marry if they're both consenting. Who cares what people do behind closed doors. All public displays of affection are disgusting.

All people should be sterile before they apply for a licence to have kids. I need a licence to have a dog or catch a fish off a boat, so why can I just be a disgusting roastie cunt and get knocked up if I have no interest in looking after kids and dedicating my lives to them and giving them a better future?

Abortion pre 24 weeks is fine assuming precautions were taken but failed to prevent pregnancy. If people want an abortion and are reckless, they need to be sterilised immediately after the procedure so that can't do it again.

No belief in God because unfalsifiable and incompatible with logic.

>no personality disorders
Well I'm out of the game

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It's very nice to know that you exist.

>>34110383
This is one of the times I wish I wasn't so bad at being around people when I'm not arguing with them.

>>34110273
Why arent you saying what city youre from?

>>34110500
Perth, Western Australia oreganoegg

>>34110498
What do you mean? Unoriginalcommment

>>34110328
What is this nigger speak? Try again in The Queen's English, you buffoon.

>>34110555
I think he's saying that he finds OP interesting but doesn't know how to relate to people outside of arguing with them

>>34110572

niggerspeak to strayan is mother tongue.

>>34110555
You seem like a wonderfully sensible person which is very rare.

But about all the social interaction I have outside of work is arguing with people about culture and politics, and I am terrible at having amicable conversation with people.

>>34109776
Perhaps. Can you cook potato soup? That is the million dollar question.

If so, call me.

>>>34109677 (You)
>Guy who you replied to here; if you're in South Australia, it would be to have someone to just talk to about 4chan and bikes, but sounds like you already hate me anyway for my degeneracy. Anyway good luck with everything.

I'm op. I made comment about bike. I ride and 4wd.

>>34110657
Thanks senpai. Still can't find a bf who isn't a sociopath. I won't give up though. I don't want a Chad Thundercock. I want a nice guy. That's all I've ever wanted.

>>34110717
Hey OP could you please pick one of the people throwing themselves at you and let this thread die?

I ask because nobody new has posted any contact info in ages and this thread is shitting up my board

Hi op, I like birds too. I have a cockatiel and a sun conure. Add me on Skype ^^ xxcumfartxx

>>34110717
My Skype is moastlytoastly

Is op still looking?

>>34110782
OP is a dude which is why nothing serious will come of this thread. Guys who try to pretend to be women always forget to change how they type and what they say, or they try too hard.