ITT pretend to be a normie and/or woman

>>34106537
>normie and/or woman
redundant , same shit

>>34106559
Well, some men are normies

So not all normies are women, but all women are normies

>>34106559
thx freak, but this is be an awesome person thread, not be your loser self thread

>>34106588
>awesome person
>average man will sit back while society goes down the shitter

Im not saying robots are better, but normies certainly are worthless

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im getting offended at you by using binary gender terms

>>34106537
*browses buzzfeed*

>>34106575
bingo
>>34106588
fuck off whore you niggers already got like 80% of the internet under your wing let us outcast post in peace

>>34106603
That worthless person is the one who makes sure you have electricity running through your house, that your roads are well maintained, that your hospitals are operation, that your supermarket is well stocked etc.

Whereas a robot sits at home, masturbating then wishing he were dead all the while calling others 'worthless'

LOL

what do you mean pretend?
i am a normie and technically a woman

>>34106644
Im an electrician and a robot, checkmate

Most normies dont have based jobs like that anyway.

When Jessica told me that her boyfriends dick is 9 inches i was like literally shocked. Like literally. She uses him for money but like oh my god i need one like that. Like literally. *goes home and browses tumblr whole day*

>>34106537
Anon, why can't I find you on facebook? Stop being so paranoid :)

>>34106629
peace is for peaceful people only. The reason why turmoil seems to follow you everywhere is because you hold onto it like you hold onto your virginity. Why don't robots just create their own safespace instead of using normal people websites like reddit and 4chan.

inb4 4chan is a robot website

>>34106644
Best impression of a normie so far

>>34106537
thanks anon, you are so cute
>post on twitter that all man are pigs white privilege

I'm offended by everything.

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Can robots stop shit talking women already?

We all know you just want to fuck us

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE HOLOCAUST. OF COURSE I BELIEVE EVERYTHING IM TAUGHT

We don't need guns because the government protects us.

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>>34106716
10/10 impression of a woman

>>34106716
this is so accurate I though it was real.

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>>34106537
did you just assumed my gender yuo rapist pig?
shares le generic meme with the same 4 fucking boxes and some stupid shit written on the top of the image le so relatable

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>>34106644
you didnt have to take the thread to seriously, im starting to think you are a real normie L O L

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>>34106765
ultimate normie meme right here

>Speaks well, at a good voice tone while looking straight at your eyes
>Good smile, can show empathy and a wide range of emotions
>Checks phone to actually text to someone not to pretend it has friends in public
>Doesn't laugh at offensive jokes

>>34106765
lol this is a good normie impression /k/ would go ballistic over this one

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There is nothing wrong with racemixing

Evolution is obviously real but doesnt apply to humans.

Hitler was literally satan and killed over 20 million Jews and turned them into lampshades and soap

The USA is always the good guy in every war

Democracy is the best form of government

>>34106857
>do all of this

I think I've become the perfect android.

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Yo bros seen that new switch console?

I'll get it on release so we can have some sick games like the good old Wii days haha!

>>34106891
Too fucking soon, anon.

>>34106810
>im starting to think you are a real normie
thanks for the compliment

I don't understand how drumpf got elected!! how could anyone vote for that asshole?

>>34106537

I am physically desirable and I am able to relate to most people on a social and emotional level.

>>34106680
>HURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRR WHAT ARE BOARDS
Holy shit, kill yourself you raging newfaggot

>>34106680
i smashed my fucking tv reading this comment fuck you im fucking livid know reading this shit

>>34106911
Haha what brah forgot how SAVAGE was mario kart and mario party were?

Can't wait to have late weekend night parties with pizzas and sodas without the hassle of mommy fun blocking us.

>>34107057
Okay whatever freak why don't you go be a freak some more...freak
>>34107080
that's a great impression. zero logic. impulsive. unable to control themselves. lack of discipline. really nice impression but this thread is about being a normal person, not a robot freak (:

I'm literally shaking right now!
Really?...Really?

>>34106537
But its not pretending I really am
I dont know why you all think there arent women and regular people on this board
I like memes too

>>34107279
>i like memes too
>i dont know why you think there arent women on this board
>i like memes too
>i like memes too
>i like memes too

Dude, thats way too overboard a normie impression. Simmer down

>>34107279
man i love your role-playing skills it's so on point and convincing.

makes me think that you're for real.

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>>34107321
Mfw i genuinely dont know if they are being for real or not

>>34107383
>tfw you can't say if someone tries to bait you on pupose or if he's oblivious normiescum
happens to me all the time. We'll never know for sure, brother

>>34106537
>be me
>go to the movies with gf and some friends
>movie sucks
>gf breaks up with me
>havent found a new own in almost a year
>go on /r9k/ and make a thread saying how much of a FUCKING NERD/ BOT I AM

>>34106646
>technically a woman
oh no

>>34106716
yooooooooo
almost fuckin got me

>>34106537
>can grow a beard
>has a strong chin
>touched a girl in middle school
>

>goes to university
>fell fot the ssri meme

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>>34106646
>technically a woman