Let's say you got your perfect personality bf
Now you gotta choose what penis size he has
Pick 1:
4 inch length
5
6
7
8
9
and how thick?
Explain your choices and reasoning
Let's see if you pass this.
5
thin
because he's gotta be feminine
>>34106056
I'm not gay, but if I was I wouldn't really care about how big his dick was, since I'd never touch it. I'd essentially just fuck his ass, and give him a reacharound at most as thanks. He would never be inside of me, and I'd likely never blow him.
Fuck fags and fuck the enablers.
Day of retribution will come soon
7
4 inch so he doesn't have the confidence to leave me for someone better.
5-8 average thickness, i just want my mans 2 eat me out/finger, and mostly cuddle me
>>34106086
you mean day of the rope?
why 7 though
>>34106056
6-7 inches, above average thickness
>>34106108
do you understand how big of a range 5-8 is? fucking fembots
>>34106101
would you secretly fap to big dicks?
>>34106056
Hey definitely a fembot here, I got the big nipples and the nice uterus thatmen crave. Anyway I would say the perfect man has to have 1000' 12" down south and 7mm circumference. Teehee bye
>>34106132
sublime tastes right here
>>34106056
5, average thickness or a bit on the thin side
bigger isn't better when it comes to anal
>>34106176
yeah, I'd say around 6.5 inches is best really, any longer and it would be getting hard to fit in my butt
are there literally more faggots than females on r9k?
faggots are supposed to be a minority
>>34106144
Good lord
The 1000' joke was stupid, but 7 mm wide is funny
>>34106242
this is the faggot board though
dom gaybot here
if his dick is small and cute its fun to tease, if his dick is as big or bigger than mine it gets me off that im domming him despite his size
cumming on your subs dick is really hot too
>>34106276
It is now that ur here
>>34106144
Tits or gtfo
Plz we don't want retarded femanons in this thread.
If you do have a penis preference,be serious and do tell us.
6 inches
Above average thickness
This is the best 'large size' you can have. Anything bigger hurts too much. This is the best combination for pleasure.
>>34106590
Are you grill or boi?
>>34106590
so how big did you actually try it?
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>>34106625
grill
>>34106626
I think the biggest penis I've ever had was over 8 inches and must have been average thickness. It was very painful.
Original reminder for you fags.
>>34106661
why did you lewd with so many guys
was it exciting that its big at all or not rly? why didnt he just not use all of it?
4 thick
This cheese wheel will pleasure me, but I shall also have a consistent upper hand, and sexually intoxicating sense of power.
T. Roastie
>>34106752
cheese wheel?
wtf are you talking about ?
>>34106720
Well since you asked, I was pimped out by my dad when I was 11 until I was 15. It's not something that was my choice to do or not, and those people don't pay to give pleasure to you, they pay to give pleasure to themselves. They have no reason to 'just not use all of it'.
>>34106771
jesus christ fembots are fucked up
5-6 inches with average thickness.
Anything above 6 just seems to painful to fit in anywhere.
>>34106762
Cheese wheel was a slang term for a short stout penis, like chode, back in my day. They may not say that anymore.
>>34106829
Are you old or something?
Also why would you have the upper hand
>>34106788
Well, you're the one who asked about it.
>>34106141
I never masturbate so I don't know why I would suddenly start. Dicks do not appeal to me anyway so I hardly care about size on the context of sexual pleasure. I care more about how it will affect his choices.
>>34106853
Mid twenties is old now- particularly when it comes to my economic bracket.
And I'd have more sexual currency- this gives me the upper hand.
>>34106056
5-5.5 average thickness. Not too thick because I want to be able to deep throat his cock
>>34107054
Why make him thick then and not just a small noodle dick?
>>34106661
kill yourself roastie slut origano
>>34108178
I wasn't a slut, I was technically a whore.
>>34106771
Where are you from? How old are you now? Did you tell police/someone? What's relationship with dad/family?
>>34108205
I am from USA. I am 23. I told therapists about some of the more vague details. I've told friends about it most of it though, but I don't talk about it often. I talked to my father in 2015. I wanted to fix things but I couldn't. He broke my arm. Haven't talked to him since.
4
I don't care about the thickness
tfw 6x5.5 benis and bi : ^)
>>34108373
That's uhh, pretty deep shit right there. Sorry famiglia.
>>34106132
>above average thickness
>>34106771
>>34108373
I remember you. Did you move yet?
>>34106056
7, and thick enough to be proportional.
Although really, I'd take care of any peen in Melb that was between like 5 and 9 as long as it was attached to a qt
>>34108571
It is what it is
>>34108766
I don't remember mentioning moving? I dunno what you're talking about. Maybe I did, I don't remember