Get girth with wasps

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After reading the text for the Kama Sutra have come up with a plan to increase girth using the common paper wasp. burgundy body with alternating yellowand burgundy striped tail, see Ohio university web site for pictures. To catch and manipulate the wasps I use a type of lab tweezers that are spring loaded in a x shape and are 8 inches long. Once I find the nest I select a worker that is alone and catch it by the wing with the tweezers. Then I place it in a small jar with small holes in the lid. Then I hunt another nest to pick from. After I have three wasps then I can rotate them out in a sting session. And this is how I do it. Achieve a partial erection and use a pen to mark 1/2 inch circles every 1 inch around the base and a second ring of circles 1inch apart just above your circ scar. These are your targets. Put the jars in your fridge for a minute or two. NO LONGER! You want to slow them down not kill them. Take all of the jars out at once. Select your first wasp and grab her wing near the middle with your tweezers. Only females can sting you. When you first grab her she will be mad so be fast with your aim. Manipulate your wasp/tweezer combo to target the circle. Once you have a single sting move on to the next circle target. when she does about two stings she will have calmed down so put her back in the jar and move on to the next one. When you finish you WILL jump around for awhile, but the reward is worth the Five minutes of discomfort.