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>>34105608
32

Mom is being short with me since I wont get a better job.

>>34105634
What do you do now? And what do you mean by "being short with you"?

>>34105653
>being this autistic

Please. Im a 29 year old kissless virgin but Im not that autistic. QUIT BEING SUCH AN ASS PIE

>having hope to begin with

>>34105653
I work part time at dollar tree

She's just coming off as very curt and short when she talks/in the things she does

Her and my dad have already proven they'll tolerate me doing this so I don't really see an incentive to get another job, feels kind of shitty, but oh well, they gifted me with shit genes to begin with

>>34105683

If you have some money saved up, you can start playing with the market to make a bit extra on the side.

>turning 25 this year
>life is going better than ever
Feels like it's only going to get better from here on, where did it go so right?

I'm actually pretty positive about the future.
It's the short term things that's got my feet dragging even tho it's mostly good

>>34105608
>29
>kissless virgin
>worthless bachelor's degree
>recently laid off from near min wage full time job
>had gotten promoted to full time only like 8 months prior
>have only held a full time job for 8 months
>feel like shit
>mother still has nerve to attack me everyday.

I'm 26.

>robot my whole life
>neet from 20-23
>was gonna end my life
>parents extremely disappointed
>family friends openly mock me
>No gf
>/k/omando whole life
>bought plane ticket to France to join ffl
>got a job offer
>stay in Canada
>work there for 1.5 years
>meet 6.789/10


Now I'm married, paid cash for a 40k vehicle, gonna buy a house next year and then have kids.


It's possible to "make it"

>Have hope again because I've got a good job which allows me to socialize and be active
>Worried that the fact I'm a 28 year old virgin without a car that lives a home will become known or at least out in the open.

>25
>alcoholic
>still haven't finished undergrad
>haven't had a job in 8 months because DUI

2016 was my shittest year so far. hoping 2017 takes a turn for the better

>>34105608
Lost my final bit of hope when I got turned down from a job based on my personality not too long ago.

>>34105703
Yeah this is a fantastic idea, there's no way it could go wrong. All in on black, OP.

>>34105823

There was a guy on /biz/ that use to teach basic trading strategies. They weren't anything amazing, but they had small, consistent success. If he has a part time job, and still has free time, why not learn about it?

>>34105801
At least you're getting interviews. The first thing I do after pissing when I wake up in the morning is apply for jobs and I still haven't had anyone call me back. Still don't regret quitting my shitty wagecuck job though. They didn't pay me enough to put up with all those bitch women and retards

>>34105801
I applied at a car wash and was told "Look, I'll be honest with you, I get tax incentives for hiring kids and ex-con's, good luck finding something else."

Went for an interview at hometown buffet to be a dishwasher and apparently I'm not outgoing/gladhandedly optimistic enough to do that, either.

>>34105668
How does it feel to know your time is up and your life has been wasted?

>>34105801

It's hard enough just to get an interview, and then you realize you can't help but fuck it up when you get one. They're meant to screen out people like us. People that don't have friends. People that are uncomfortable around others initially. So what I if I take awhile to warm up? I CAN DO THE JOB!

I've never gotten a job that has been the slightest bit competitive. I can only get work from super shitty, super desperate employers. I'm the adult equivalent of that kid that always gets picked last.

>>34105608
>be 26 (27 in March)
>have useless B.Sc. degree
>no college loan debt thanks to rich parents
>lived and worked abroad for a while but came back
>still live with parents in same room and bed i grew up in
>make $11.63/hr at a retail store im grossly overqualified for
>tried to get a job with federal law enforcement but failed the polygraph

at least im not a KHV, but i havnt touched a girl since i came back to the US in the middle of 2015.

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I come bearing a message of hope.

Two months ago:
> 30yo kissless virgin
> overweight
> balding
> no personality or hobbies to even slightly make up for it because the only things I enjoy are my porn and vidya addictions

Today:
> busty Azn gf
> still overweight, but this is apparently "sexy that you're so much bigger than me"
> still balding, but mastered the art of the combover and got a nice beard to distract from it
> women don't actually give a fuck if you have anything in common with them, just cuddle up on the sofa watching mindless TV all evening and you're good

Don't give up anons. Once the chicks reach 30 and their biological clocks start ringing at them, the tables turn to our advantage.

For you guys that can't get a job, you gotta just keep trying. After 4 months unemployed I finally landed a job this week that I found off indeed. I know you feel hopeless and aren't getting calls back, just keep fucking trying. Also have a resume you can upload.

I start monday, gonna be making more than I ever have in my life but I am in charge of a lot more so we will see.

>>34105919
Feels like time for some magic

>>34105775
Do they just take anybody who wants to join? maybe I can make it too

t.asian robot

>>34105844
Because finance is a zero-sum game. For every dollar you gain, someone else has to lose it.
If you think you can (consistently, over the long term) beat out the professional investors in wall street you are delusional. It's nice that that /biz/ anon got lucky, but he could have just as easily gotten unlucky. As a commoner your only option is to invest in some kind of fund that's managed by professionals, or accept the fact that you are basically gambling.

>>34105941
how about a government job?

Everything keeps getting worse and im holding on by a thread. What's the point of trying anymore? It's all pointless. I hope every time i go to sleep that i dont wake up, but then i do and the cycle continues. Life is hell.

>>34105941
>It's hard enough just to get an interview
>>34105878
>At least you're getting interviews.

I have a degree in a high-demand field. I could probably get interviews all day. It just makes the pain of getting turned down even worse. Knowing that employers are desperate to hire people with my qualifications, and still failing to get a job must mean I'm truly and utterly trash.

>They're meant to screen out people like us. People that don't have friends. People that are uncomfortable around others initially. So what I if I take awhile to warm up? I CAN DO THE JOB!
This is exactly how I feel, senpai.

>I've never gotten a job that has been the slightest bit competitive. I can only get work from super shitty, super desperate employers. I'm the adult equivalent of that kid that always gets picked last.
In my case they'd just rather not pick me.

>42
>live at home
>lost my minimum wage job
>no friends, never had a gf
>getting fatter and fatter , i can only fit into 3xl shirts now, its getting harder and harder to find clothes that fit
>havent washed my sheets or bedding in 6 months. my bed just has a huge indentation in my shape from laying in bed so much. i only get up to eat or use bathroom

i want to die asap

>>34105985

I get what you are saying, he wasn't doing just stocks though, so he could lower his cost basis or something, to give him a slight edge. Also he wasn't really lucky. He wasn't doing anything miraculous from what I remember. The returns were a little higher than ETFs/market, not 1000% returns of whatever meme penny stock /biz/ occasionally pushes. I could only really describe it as a nice little starting point for beginner investors. That's pretty much what he was teaching. He didn't touch on day trading, or strictly speculation of stocks. No big money stuff.

Nonetheless, I understand your apprehension against the whole thing.

>>34106069
What did you do so we/I can avoid the same mistakes?

>>34105944
for the NEETs out there, the only thing worse than never doing or achieving anything in your life is to start out strong and fall on your face after the first few steps.

i went to a great college, got good grades (3.4 GPA), traveled the world, came back ready for anything and have done absolutely nothing since then. everyone expected great things from me and now im too embarrassed to even talk to my family or old friends from school because i dont want them to know how little ive done with my life.

hell my current coworkers keep asking me if/when im going to school and i cant even tell them that i already went to college and have done fuck all since then. Today i saw the father of one of my high school buddies at work and i immediately ran away because i didnt want him to see me working there or have the inevitable conversation about how why i was working there when i finished college years ago.

>>34106000
I recently interviewed for two UNPAID government internship. The interviews went REALLY badly even though my resume was 100% honest and met almost all their criteria.

During one of the interviews, the interviewer basically just pointed out I have no recent experience writing on demand (besides when I was in college - I graduated 5 years ago) and that I wasn't enthusiastic enough (even though I made the point I wanted to explore the career path in my cover letter and introduction). If unpaid internships aren't at least partially about exploring a career, then what the are they for?

>>34106107
theres no escaping it.

>>34105608
>Not born rich and travel around the world without worry while young
>Not born attractive so growing up was shit
>Forced to work a dead end job with a chance at retiring at 65
>Spend my last decade too weak to travel leisurely, running out of breath getting down to the hotel lobby

Seriously what is the point of life?

>>34106087
Professional hedge fund managers are so much better at mitigating risk than your average joe playing around with his own portfolio that even if you manage to beat them by a few percentage points, it's not worth it in the long run because for private investors, when it rains it pours.

I'd highly recommend studying finance and business to some extent though. Not necessarily enough to become an investor but enough to know how the business world works and operates. It'll give you a competitive advantage on the job.

>>34106131
>everyone expected great things from me and now im too embarrassed to even talk to my family or old friends from school because i dont want them to know how little ive done with my life.
Same.

>>34106048
IDK. Is there something you arent telling us? Are you a felon or something? You're just not trying.

Try having majored in political science. Biggest waste of time so far.

>>34106131

I have a BSc and I'm working the cash register at Target. I'm 26 years old, I also still live with my mother. I wish somebody would kill me honestly.

>>34106166
I'm
>>34105777
I'm doing "ok" currently

>>34106207
>I'd highly recommend studying finance and business to some extent though. Not necessarily enough to become an investor but enough to know how the business world works and operates. It'll give you a competitive advantage on the job.

Definitely agree with you there. Anyway, it was cool talking to you, but I gotta head out. Peace anon.

>>34105608
Turning 30 next month. I think I knocked up my girlfriend. I asked her twice if it was safe to nut in her and she said yes.
I'm going to miss my free time.

>>34106211
>You're just not trying.
You're such a normie.

I have gap years (muh depression), and zero enthusiasm left in my body as it was all beat out of me a long time ago. Any employer is going to throw me out of the interview based on those two things without even looking at my qualifications. The number 1 most important thing you can bring to an interview is a normie attitude. My only option is to lie my ass off, but just the fact that I have to lie to not be considered trash is so embarassing and degrading that I can't bring myself to do it.

>>34105879
set your standards higher. youre a human being you deserve better than working dishwashing at hometown buffet. comeonnow.jpg

>>34106107
i think i have some undiagnosed mental illness. ive never been able to bond or be close to another human being in my 42 yrs of living, even with my own mother or father. its hard to explain. ive never had any interests or hobbies either. my mind is retarded in some way

>>34105985
>finance is a zero sum game

What are inflationary periods,
What is creation of capital

OPTIONS and Derivatives are a zero sum game by their nature and they are used to hedge risk off an underlying asset.

>>34106069
That sounds horrendous. The fact that you haven't killed yourself proves that you have much better willpower than me and most people I imagine.

What's keeping you alive Anon?

>>34105879
Jesus christ anon, I'm so sorry.

>>34106157
To get a government job in my country you only need to take some basic exam.

Although the pay is not very good (better than minimum wage) , you won't get fired unless you fucked up real bad

>>34106290
Then you probably don't have skills that are that in demand dude.

I know what I'm talking about. There are times when employers hire basically anyone with a pulse.

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>>34105608
Exactly 25, It's beginning to sink in now and I'm finally starting to hit the point of acceptance.
Yeah, I could just go out tomorrow and find a whore or something to lose my virginity, or I could get drunk at a bar or something and talk to random strangers like some chad suggested on r9k yesterday, but none of these things is going to happen.
I'm just going to wake up again tomorrow and turn my computer on, and then spend all day browsing image boards or playing video games like every other day.

>>34106314
i honestly dont know. just cowardice, and the fear of hell i suppose

>>34106383
What country are you from? US here. Specifically, CAlifornia

>>34106299
literally me
except I am obsessed with this girl who completely ignores me

>>34106405
Do you have any pets? You should try and get something. Even when I'm really low, coming come to my cat and having someone who loves me and depends on me is a nice feeling.

>>34106048
Idktf

>chemistry degree but feel hopeless
>employment history is shot to shit
>get a job 2 weeks after graduating
>1.5 years later get laid off
>2 months later get another job at shitty small company that I wanted to leverage into another cool corporate job
>fired 3 months later.
>biotech booming and people getting hired except the asshole with a shitty start to his employment history
>sit on my ass for 9months trying to learn skills programming, finance, modern data analysis beyond excel scrub work
>went on 2 interviews total, despite applying to at least 3 jobs per week.
> looking at data entry work to stave off student loans payments.

>>34106396
Computer Science degrees are definitely in demand, especially where I live. There's just serious robot discrimination here as well.

>>34106445
>>get a job 2 weeks after graduating
This is where we differ I guess. I didn't start applying for jobs right out of college, and it's not such a huge black spot on my CV that there's no hope of getting a job for me.

>>34105948
I don't want a used up roastie, but fuck it. In five years, when I'm thirty and in your position, I will be praying for those busty asian tits. Thanks, anon.

>>34106422
Taiwan

It's getting worse tho because of old people taking all the retirement money

>>34106403
I feel you on this one, man. People offer all this advice, but what does it mean? 25 years of the same shit just proves that this is who we are... No amount of normie advice can change it.

>>34106607
Depression is a hell of a drug. You could put a magic pill in front of me that would solve all of my problems, but I still wouldn't have the willpower(?) to reach and out take it.

>>34106739
Yet you have the willpower to bitch about it all day on 4chan. That's weird huh?

>>34107175
rekteroni in pepperonis.

>>34105608
every year just brings me closer to the affirmation that all I really care about is nullifying my personal responsibility

32 - m virgin los angeles

kik zsasza

>>34105775
>I'm going to have kids so maybe they'll get to experience being losers forever istead of me who got lucky

>>34105948
that's not a message of hope you idiot. Its a message of being a shortsighted permanent adolescent. Getting laid his hardly an amazing accomplishment. Fuck, if anything its sad that this should be remarkable for you. Meanwhile what are you going to do for work? What are you gong to do about the deade or more of your life that you wasted and is bereft of memories?

>>34106196
Nothing. Its totally worthless and anyone who says otherwise is too strung out on it to see the goddamn truth.

>>34106287
>herp derp I accidentally just created a sapient creature I can barely provide for

>>34106299
we all have autism here anon

>>34107175
no I don't. This is the first thread I posted in in months. I spend most days sleeping

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>>34105948
>Don't worry, bros, chicks eventually settle when they can't otherwise pin down Chad, which doesn't really make me suspicious or anything like you might think.

>>34105608
>>Who else lost all hope?

>35
>Need money to go back to work
>No money 'cuz not working
>Disabled and basically housebound.

I just don't have any realistic options for fixing this. I don't want a handout, but I do need a way out: one that I'm starting to believe I'm incapable of creating for myself.

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>25
>turning 26 soon
>just spent money on a microphone for my computer so I can talk to a girl 4 hours drive away
>only did it because I pray to whoever is above that she for some reason likes me
>it was the last of my money, meant to be spent on alcohol to drown my sorrows
>now sober and waiting for her to come online and speak to me

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, where the fuck i'm going or just how much longer left I have on this miserable fucking planet. Been NEET for a few years consistently, now. Before it was wagecucking -> neetdom -> wagecucking. All my dreams and aspirations require effort and motivation, neither of which I have. I only have 1 friend left, and he left the country a week ago for an nondescript amount of time.

I spend all my time either on this website in general, playing video games or watching Babylon 5 for the millionth time. Nothing else. I'm not 1/10, though, so for some reason I still hold out hope that maybe someone will like me and maybe I can enjoy the experience of being intimately close to someone. That's all I want.

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>26 in a few months
>don't even feel old enough to post in 25+ threads because anons in their 30s have to deal with my mid 20s loser feels when they're much deeper down the rabbit hole

WHY ARE THERE NEVER ANY 30+ FEMBOTS HERE FOR ME TO MARRY JESUS CHRIST HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

>>34107610
Damn thats a sad story anon, although i feel if i were in your situation i would probably so something similar. I know this wont mean anything but best of luck anon.

>>34107827
a (you) is more than enough, my friend.
thanks.

>looked in mirror again
>top of hair is ridiculously thin
Nothings working, gonna bite the bullet one day and shave. I'll look even worse than I do now. Just a bald nerdy looking guy with glasses = social death sentance.

>>34107382
>Getting laid his hardly an amazing accomplishment.
Where do you think you are?

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>>34107382

>Getting laid his hardly an amazing accomplishment

Then why are there a trillion "how to get laid" books? how are PUA's a thing if its so easy?

>>34108160
>>34108028
Because of a retarded subculture who wants to conflate thei self-perception with their level of sexual activity (whatever that may be). If the guy was in his 20's I''d overlook it bbut he's well in his 30's and this is his idea of "making it"? What an asshole

>>34106196
Actually they just raised retirement to 69 for social security so hopefully you aren't relying on that.

>>34108226

Well if you're a 30-something virgin then losing your virginity is a monumental feat (excluding hookers obviously).

A lot of you seem so happy here. Only I get depressed with every passing year. I hate it that Im so dull when talking to people. Seriously, I wouldnt want to talk to me because Im so boring and keep things short. I am slowly accepting I am never going to get a girl, which is still painful to think about but with time it gets to feel more okay I guess.

I just want to disappear. Not to disappoint anyone nor to make them proud.

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>turning 32 this year
>no car
>live alone in tiny shitty apartment
>not allowed to have pets
>not allowed to be loud
>neighbors are all assholes and do both of them
>have intrusive thoughts about killing neighbors
>or burning the apartment complex to the ground with me inside it
>no college degree
>no savings
>wagecuck
>salary goes 100% on bills
>no family
>no friends
>hate seeing normies on r9k
>hate seeing roasties on r9k
>hate myself
>only human contact is fellow robots on IRC and r9k
>no hobbies
>no interest in anything
>days off are spent in bed
>won't even get a (You) or if I do it'll be a failed normie telling me to 'kys' or to bee myself

>>34105608
i am 28, Things are actually getting better

I am starting to get attention from black girls
and 35+ white women. still getting laid is hard but i am getting laid atleast once a year, not bad considering i was a kissless virgin till 25

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Every day my desire to mate with a fertile woman grows stronger.

>>34109681
Bee and kys lmao xd

>>34109681
reading this makes me sad
I wish you nothing but the best anon. perhaps find a new job or move to a new place could change things at least it won't be worse, right?