Share something you regret

>>34104040
>I didn't get my dry mouth treated sooner
Why live if you can't even eat tendies anymore?

>>34104040
Why do you regret it? Did you catch something from it? Was she just nasty? We're you particularly bad at it and it was a waste of time for both of you?

>I raided my moms and sisters panty drawers as a teenager

>>34104309
>Did you catch something from it?
yes

>>34104609
caught 2 crabs and a leaping salmon
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>>34104040
>I gave a customer my number

Just look at the middle bubble and that describes the level of creep, that's after turning him down without even going on a first date. Even a 7/10 can be a fucking weirdo

>>34104703
l m f a o
shut up roastie

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>on a farm with grandparents when i was 14
>bunch of cows on said farm
>back pasture is very secluded
>hung out there all day and masturbated in a tree stand
>after the few days the cows are starting to look very sexy
>pretty convinced i need to suck on those utters
>get one of the female cows and her calf into pin with some cow food
>it wouldn't let me get that close to it at first
>eased into it
>eventually i'm petting it
>get down and feel up the utters
>make the milk squirt
>rock hard so i take out dick
>suck on the utters and beat off
>did this several more times during my stay

>i raw dogged a hooker, a really nasty one
been 4 months and no signs of anything but man have i been paranoid...i should probably get tested anyways.

i stopped believing in myself

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>>34104040
I was a slapdick in high school and that attitude came with me to college. If I actually worked hard in high school I could have had a lot better life

>>34105456
dont be too sure of that. Out of all my friends, from high school, it was actually the ones who did the worse who are better off now then the ones struggling to get by with school dept and no jobs they trained for.

Friend who scored less then me in tests is now making $30/h.

Other friend who lied and cheated his way through trade school is pretty well off too, but has a miserable life as he now has no friends and married the first chick that went serious with him.

>>34104999
seek the LORD Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being the "emotional boyfriend" in a cuckold relationship

>>34104999
I fucking lollolled

>>34105528
Are you Ferris Bueller by any chance?

not being myself
>>34105560
yeah seriously seek jesus

I ate out a dragon lady at a massage parlor as a young man, don't regret it at all for a moment, that pussy was damn fresh, tasted like sushi.

>I didn't say hello to that milf I was sitting next to for 5 minutes in the pub

being born. That's about it.

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>>34105722
Dragon lady?

>>34104040

did she cum
was she surprised when you wanted to eat her

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>>34105674
I am his Finnish cousin, Berris Fueller.

>8th grade
>talking to qt grill after school
>she's acting flirty, squeezing tits together for maximum cleavage
>doesn't care that my eyes are wandering
>conversation continues as normal
>suddenly she asks me if I have a name for my dick
>I didn't; the thought hadn't even occurred to me
>sperg mind and lack of improv skills led me to blurt out:
>"Uhh... Braden. That's what my name was supposed to be."
>godfuckingdammit
>"..."
>"There's my ride, anon. Gotta go."