Help me not spill my spaghetti

>>34101340
If your asking here. You already fucked it up.

OP be honest with yourself. You will fuck it up

Bring a big coat. Take it off and put it on your lap. Use the arm holes to jack it. Just rub through your pants, no one will see.

sidenote. everyone will be drunk as fuck on this ride. has been billed to us as that we won't remember it.

My biggest fear is that I'll get really drunk and tell people my fetish.

>>34101340
>Asking r9k for advice with the ladies

just be yourself bro lol

>>34101495
>drunk as fuck
Isn't that kind of dangerous when skiing? I mean unless you're all noobs going on the bunny slope, you could crash into a tree or something.

>>34101593
for the busride m8

what is your level of physical attractiveness

is it similar to the females'?

>>34101340
Get drunk senpai. I have zero charisma sober, but I can flirt pretty well while drunk (at least, so I think).

Also, roasties get horny AF while drinking

Don't try to fuck anyone, otherwise you're going to fuck everything up.
Did you just forget you're a robot?