fembot for robot

>>34101300
>still uses Skype

pretty sure fembots aren't real, but nice dubs though

>>34101350
I'm real enough to know that Skype is the best for video calling
>tfw can't even get a cute boys interest on r9k

>>34101300
Do you need someone to watch you masturbate in front of your webcam?

>>34101300
Too good for dating sites?

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>>34101492
Maybe if you're cute and charming and get me in the mood~

>>34101568
I don't get any matches on dating sites

>>34101300
Do you have any girlfriends in need of a bf who are less promiscuous and near New Jersey?

>>34101582
post your skype. femanon

Post timestamp or get the fuck off

>>34101619
You post your Skype, I don't want to get a hundred adds from people who just troll me

>>34101618

Fuck you, I'm not a slut

>>34101582
Your depressed/apathetic face is killing my boner

>>34101660
[email protected]

if you want someone to talk to. email me your skype here. im not posting it on r9k

>>34101604
You live in Alaska or how is that possible?

>>34101710
Maybeeee where are you from though anon?

>>34101300
please b in brisbane

>>34101742
California. you anon?

>>34101737
look at her shes fucking hideous u retard

>>34101300
Send me your skype on my throwaway if interested.
pic is me
[email protected]

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>>34101660
>>34101710
>hundred adds

I'm pretty sure there is only like 50 people spamming this board and most of them are in the self loathing threads.

Send me a pic of your wall.
Skype: amoebaman1337
kik: amoeba_man

>>34101775
Even hideous chicks gets at least ctrl-v spam at dating sites.

>>34101797
op here. you look fucking horrid anon.

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>>34101582
>>34101660
She's not a slut guys I swear!

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>>34101825
O-ok, sorry then, anon...

>>34101767
Illinois which is just about as awful as it oculd possibly be outside of the one city

>>34101797
the fuck are those galsses boi

>>34101797
how can you post shit like this and not kill yourself?

>>34101825
I'm not the one you're replying to, but I'm cute and smart enough to not get on cam with some creepy girl who is gonna end up screenshotting my face.

>>34101842
just kidding anon. i wasnt op. keep your hopes up mate.

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I'm just kidding you fucking neckbeards. I'm perfectly happy with my boyfriend <3

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>>34101300
Time stamp or gtfo
>Reeeeeeeeee

>>34101854
They're just glasses? Why would glasses matter?

>>34101855
I post shit like this in the hopes that I find a reason not to kill myself...

>>34101864
Thanks, I guess..

>>34101797
noid is that you? shit dude wtf

>>34101931
Who the fuck is noid?

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>>34101936
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED

>>34101300
do you want to use mic and webcam? i'm not ready for something like that...

>>34101931
I don't blame him, getting fucked by old crusty men must have taken their toll.

OP is cute, but needs a timestamp before I believe she's real

>>34101300
I don't mind anyone talking to me. I just want a friend:
Ymdmahy.

>>34101300
Hey Bjork
How are you

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>>34101300
you're ugly as fuck
kill yourself

its also obvious you're fat as fuck

seriously
get off my board

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>>34101582
I got a nice 5 incher and I'm skinny, wanna see me suck my own sick?

All "fembots" should be banned

>>34103949
if dick yes

if vomit still yes

>>34101300
you're asking for cute /r9k/ boys and did not even post your pussy, gtfo

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>>34101582
>wants a cute boy
>is ugly af

>>34101300
Fuckit. I'm feeling like a robot right now.

Skype: MikaelMegiddo

Thanks for all the Skype nicknames.
They will be posted in /soc/.

>>34103683
I wished it was her

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I'll give you validation and attention, dumb roastie.

>>34105806
get a haircut you hippie, shit man CMON

>>34105806
You look like Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You

>>34101843
Where in Illinois?

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>>34101582
>pighog nose
>nose piercing
>any non-normal non-earlobe piercing whatsoever
>fat as fuck
>facebook angle photos
Fuck off and end yourself you disgusting fat whore.

>>34105853
Gone too soon, remembering heath will always be bittersweet for his fans. We all miss him dearly. Thanks anon, I don't know if you meant it as a complement but I take it as one

>>34105851
>not attractive enough to troll fat chicks

I dissapoint myself