>tfw you fail at even cooking noodles & vegetables

>>34100189
How could you possibly fuck that up??

>>34100231
the noodles are soggy and I can at least stomach the taste. The vegetables started burning at the bottom so i took it out but then the rest were still almost frozen. i already mixed both so fuck my shit up

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>>34100274
don't worry anon you will learn

>>34100189
Jesus Christ, that's pathetic.

>>34100189
had a friend who couldn't cook spaghetti without setting it on fire

good times

>>34100274

protip for most vegetables, but specifically i do this for broccoli

take 2 cup frozen broccoli, put in container, add 3 tablespoons of water, put in microwave for 2 minutes

put oil in pan/skillet and set to medium, put broccoli in pan and cover

leave it in for a while / check every few minutes

i like my broccoli soft / a little bit browned and it always comes out delicious

you can substitute oil for butter or margarine, i like to use garlic butter because it gives the broccoli garlic-y flavour and it's a nice touch