>"No. I'll take my coffee black, thank you."

>>34096569
I don't wanna get fat.

>>34096569
>Drinking coffee at all

It's liquefied autism

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For me its the mcchicken the best fast food sandwich

>tfw muted for 2 seconds

>>34096569
How is black coffee fedora?

Asking for cream and sugary is manchild degeneracy.

>>34096569
I know this isn't the thread for this but I'll share a story that is kind of related
>be me
>year 10, had a coursework field trip to the lake district
>go into this little room for drinks at the place we stayed at
>start making myself some coffee
>roastie comes in and looks at the coffee before I poured the milk, which I was looking for
>anon, do you drink black coffee?
>autism kicks in
>yea...I guess
>take a sip to prove
>tastes like shit
>she leaves
>spit it out and pour it down the drain
>grab a coke instead

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>>34096569
>"Fresh ground pepper?"
>"Yes please"

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>>34096569
Black coffee is now fedora

>boohoo my feelings are hurt that i can't stand the taste of black coffee
sorry that you're an evolutionary failure pal
>sips black coffee

>>34096749
*sips cock*

>>34096763
More like SUCKS cock HAHAHAHAH. GET FUCKED NERD. You just got completely fucking OWNED. How does it feel? I bet you damn near pissed yourself from that incredible insult. Say it with me anon. B-T-F-O. I'm screencapping this and uploading it to facebook RIGHT THIS SECOND.

>>34096569
>falling for the 200 gorillion calorie frappucino jew

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>I'll just take a glass of water, please

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>"Creamer? Real men drink coffee black."

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>"Light beer? I only drink 10% IPA's."

>>34096569
>black coffee is bitter

It isnt if you arent a pussy. It tastes like flavoured water.

>>34096836
you need to calm down
>original

>>34097019
>>34096656
>>34096749
Coffee is objectively bad

Stay mad.

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>>34096656
this, milk and sugar takes away from the black magic

>>34096963
a fedora would drink wine

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>I'll have a venti double caramel frappucino with extra whipped-cream, chocolate shavings and a dusting of nutmeg like a gentleman, my good lady

>black coffee
>tastes like hot water with absolute shit flavor added

>coffee and milk
>coffee flavor toned down just right, the milk gives it a more consistend texture and a solid background flavor, preventing the disgusting watery taste, but doesnt prevent the coffee flavot to shine on its own.

Every single black coffee defended ITT is a disgusting manlet with shit self-esteem and a dick size to match, who thinks that by drinking "adult" and "manly" drinks they will be accepted. Probably an aftereffect of a neglected childhood.
Keep sipping your shit-tier drinks, subhumans.

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>>34096569
>tried black coffee once a few weeks ago
>puked it back up halfway through the mug

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>>34097447
Whatever, man. To each their own, but I like being able to get a nice caffeine buzz with no fat, carbs, or calories.

>>34097106
lol look at this massive gaylord xD

>>34096569
I don't get it
I drink black coffee almost exclusively
helps clear my morning fog

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>>34097106
>energy
>taste
>no calories
You are objectively wrong

>>34096569
>drinking any coffee other than black espresso
shiggy diggy

>>34097447
>I'm incapable of enjoying flavor until I bombard it with fat
Pic related is you

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>>34097647
Originally didn't attach the pic

>>34097447
6'2 black guy who enjoys black coffee. Drink it with a fried egg sandwich and either oats or cereal every morning. Sugar and milk actually gets me tired.

>>34097647
>pic related is you
>so thin and lean im invisible if put sideways
yeah, i have to agree, fellow anon :^)

>>34097679
Sad how that guy is dead now. I think he had lung issues.

>>34097019
iguess this is right since everything with water in it tastes like flavored water

>>34097679
Jesus Christ, I'm utterly disgusted looking at this.

>>34097704
>pic related was nothing
At least you agree ;^)

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present.

Two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this.

Ah, man! This is good. Nothing like a great cup of black coffee!

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>>34097777
shit post
good get

>>34097679
I Got Swag - Stylin Whilst A Gamer!

34 posts in and nobody has said it

>not drinking the superior tea

>>34097877
Fuck off eurocuck

>>34097890
But tea is Asian mostly, anon

>>34097513
With almond, coconut, or even cashew(?) milk you can get a nice hot flavored beverage, for like 25 calories. Instead of a liquid death drink.

>>34097447 I like my coffee black, always have, I also like my tea black, I just dont have good tastebuds so most everything taste fine to me

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>>34096569
>not drinking monster or rockstar

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Dat black goodness

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Love it like I do...

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>>34098426
>A)I think you inverted the roles you intended to write about.

>B)Glorious doesn't-need-supplemental-drugs-to-give-me-energy-in-the-morning-because-I'm-not-a-lazy-fuck MASTER RACE!

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>tfw that first sip of the day

>>34098426
Energy drinks are the cringiest thing someone can drink.

Why would I have milk or sugar in my coffee? Both of them are bad for the skin and aggravate acne.

If you have skin problems than stay away from milk and sugar

>>34096611
real men drink tea