/britfeel/

Wiganfag here, is this the only place in the bastard country where it hasnt snowed?

>tfw got BTFO by rain on the way to work today
>tfw will get BTFO by snow tomorrow

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I never really gave up on
Breaking out of this two-star town

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>>34096523
Proper FUCKING PICTURE edition you cunt
>tfw snowing
>East Devon

>tfw Switch presentation is at 4am
j u s t

>>34096608
Never thought I'd be jelly of a wiganigger

>>34096628

i hope you arent stuck there, lad

No snow here in Wolves desu.

>>34096608
nope, bradfords still brown as ever

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What are my lads up too this evening? i think i might actually fap to this video, it caught my attention as I was playing them in the background.

>>34096675

unlucky

orig comment#5589

wtf lads, mummy won't make me a grilled cheese sandwich

>>34096608
we got a tiny bit of sleet in london earlier, but that was it and nothing settled

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>>34096625
Well now I'm back at home, and
I'm looking forward to this life I live.
You know it's gonna haunt me,
So hesitation to this life I give.
You think you might cross over,
You're caught between the devil and the deep blue sea.
You better look it over,
Before you make that leap.

There's lots of scawy builders near to where i live

What happened to ghost mummy anon

we need an update

>>34096675

West Yorkshire feels

>>34096628
the one I posted is latest lad.

>>34096708
have you used up all your good boy points? sometimes my mummy gets funny if i dont count some good boy point expenses, as it's just her being my mummy.

>>34096675
>Went to bradford for the first time
>Most derelict buildings I'd seen in my entire life
Jesus fucking christ it's like how I imagined war-torn Sarajevo, but with curry shops.

>>34096721
what a qt

if only he wasn't a manlet

>>34096736
>>34096753
I know, I live in the worst town.

family wants to move down south to Cornwall I think.
am I in for a shock?

>>34096801
There aren't many brown people, if that qualifies as a shock.

I'd kill myself if I lived in Bradford.

>>34096785
>tfw no one gave a fuck about Battle Born
I liked it.

anyone of you lads watch florryworry?

>>34096846
guess that's why im in therapy.

>>34096841
is it really expensive? I went to London once, it was a pound for a can of coke.

do they still have takeaways?
will I be shunned for being northern?

Any robots got experience with the newer markets on tor?
Thinking of buying some hallucinogenics. Never really bothered with bitcoin or online before when the original SR was around. What's it like now?

>>34096801
>>34096841

There's not much of fuck all.

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>>34096523

Sometimes I have dreams that are just so perfect.

>>34096933
yes, we dont accept northern scum down here in the civilized world. if ur anything north of watford ur literally subhuman and will never be welcomed by us

also fuck off we're full

>>34096986

In my last dream the autistic lad from my college course turned into a giant green scorpion and started chasing me through a field.

What was your dream, Anon?

One of my mates posted on facebook asking if anyone wanted to go for drinks. Was gonna go til I noticed one of the comments disappeared when I clicked show all.
Guess that means my ex is going, guess I'll stay home

Still no snow in north lincs. I'm smoking out of my window listening to music and hoping it will arrive, I love the snow.

Cold as fuck though.

>>34096986
Had a weird one last night desu
>meet up with old school friend
>havent seen him in 15 years
>he's aged though and so have i
>we're at my old secondary school
>he's brought his girlfriend
>watching a film in the assembly hall
>his girlfriend gets on the floor and he starts throat fucking her
>tells me i can do it too if i give him a bit of weed
>only have a small bit of weed but he takes it
>asks if im going to do it right now
>say no
>end up taking his girlfriend too the boys toilets
>face fuck her and fuck her
>he finds out
>hates me that i fucked her
>other school friend shows up and finds out
>thinks it hilarious
>end up bumming a fag off someone in the playground

>>34097034
Why? Maybe she will get back with you

anyone else suffer with really bad dry flakey skin on the sole of their feet? just spent the past 2 hours picking and peeling all the dead skin off my feet the biggest chunk went from my heel up to my foot knuckle in one peel

anyone want to come and lick my peeled feeties?

>>34097034
Gas yourself norman.

>>34097030

Me and Elliot Rodger were walking around what I think was Hyde Park. He told me that he wanted to live a normal life, but there was a divine calling for him to take a very different path. He told me that pretty soon, he'd be on all the main news channels, and he didn't have long left to live.

He finished by saying not to worry about him because he'll be watching over me from heaven.

>>34097058
you gotta soak them in hot water anon then pick them off, i have so much of this i can just push my thumb against it and peel off inch deep chunks of it

>>34096986
I have a shit deream.

me, other guy and girl.
I like girl.
problem is I am not "cool" enough.
im an okay person, im knowledgable etc but because I am not follow latest trend, she is more interested in other guy.

this eats me inside, not being good enough compared to some empty person who is just follow fashion.

Any comfy mobile games to play in bed, lads? I've been through all the Ace Attorney games on an emulator now.

>>34097102
Just means she isn't worth your time

>>34097102
I end up just fucking everyone in my dreams, Im the worst with it when I become lucid in my dreams though
>hurt my foot
>at a hospital
>realise its a dream
>tell the nurse shes not going to fix my foot but take her top off
>she does
>end up having an orgy with people i just pull out of nothingness and into my madness

>>34097109
One Finger Death Punch, lad. Mad game.

>>34096736
west yorkshire feels cold desu. no fucking snow though yet for me

>>34097053
Like fuck. Don't want her back.
I mean I do, but I know full well it would be a really fucking bad idea. Plus I highly doubt it anyway. I'll probably just cry and everything will be awkward

>>34097064
>he bases "normality" on relationships

Yeah never mind the autism, her being my only real friend, APD, chronic depression, constant suicidal thoughts or any of that. I was happy once for a few months so I'm totally fine

>>34097109
San Andreas ladu.

>>34097130
doesn't stop me being the one that wants to bang her tho.

>>34097180
Too bad she's going to be taking hundreds of cocks now that shes not yours, especially from people you really dislike. Probably gets off on the fact it pissed you off too desu

>>34096986
On melatonin you don't dream, or if you do I don't remember them.

I have some nicotine patches left though so I am going to put one on before bed tonight, they always give me the craziest, most vivid dreams you can imagine.

>autistic shit you do
i play marching music really quietly then slowly turn it up so it sounds like they're getting closer and i have my own private parade
try it! https://youtu.be/PGrxHO-B2TY

>>34097200
she is a fucking bitch I hope she gets aids.

>>34097159
>he bases "normality" on relationships

Facebook, actually. You horrible normalperson. Delete it today for the sake of your wellbeing.

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>watching porn
>girl is blowing guy trying to make him cum
>quick cut
>guy cums in her mouth while shes still sucking it
>ice cream textured liquid dribbles out her mouth
>mmm soo good anon, soo good

>>34097232
nah she'll probably have a baby or two though and a happy life. probably doesnt even think about you lol

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>had a drink with mates and the ex was there
>people are starting to leave and my ex texts me she will be waiting round the corner
>she tells everyone she has to leave because she's got work in the morning
>I leave with the same excuse
>find her round the corner
>we go back to mine and fug
>she left and told me it was just a fuck and she wants to do it again
>mfw she is in a relationship with another friend

Shit was so cash

So uh yeah, how are you lads doing? Whats been going on in your animated japan soaps?

>>34097155

Had to go driving lesson in the snow on the hilltops around halifax earlier. Seeing it snow heavy but none of it stick because it had been raining was killing me

>>34097201
I know what you mean. NRT patches give me crazy, fucked up dreams and nightmares every time.

going to start messing around with makeup lads

>>34097233
How else am I meant to keep up with MtG and 40K events going on locally?

>>34097257
that's the part of west yorkshire i'm in lad

>>34096986
I've been taking inspiration from my dreams and putting them into drawings that I do, it's possibly the most creative Ive ever been in my life. I also dont have to think about what to draw because I physically see it in the dreams. Easy modo

>>34097280
bit gay tho init

>>34097254

I've gone full Partridge meltdown and have just started gorging on sweets and ignoring my problems. Might go all out and get the train to Carlisle tomorrow too.

>>34097058
>>34097086
Just use a Pumice stone after a shower you fucking autists.

>>34097282
Helicopter.

Delete Facebox.

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>>34096731
Ghost mummy report here.

She didn't show up last night, am looking into meditating too se if I can get through too her that way. I've heard of some success's through that.

It's an ongoing thing anyway, but I'll continue to post updates on britfeel to keep you lads up to date.

>>34097150
>>34097178

Thanks for the suggestions but they don't sound like comfy bed games. Looking for something more text based, I think

>>34097380
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

>>34097159
He's right. You function well enough to have dated a female, you aren't like us.

>>34097313
Don't you suffer from any degradation of memory of the dream at all? Sometimes I begin to lose mine as early as minutes after I wake up, sometimes it takes a lot longer.

>>34097380
How about a word search, you can buy em for 75p comes with a lil pencil too, keeps me entertained.

>>34096933
Cornwall is expensive, yeah. You won't be shunned for being from t'north - most of the people you'll meet weren't born there. You'll find takeaways, but you'll pay 3x as much or so as you would in Bradistan.

>>34097380
>>34097407
I always do the sudokus in the paper this way.

>>34097380
Emulate a harvest moon game for maximum comfy

Also recommend Reccettear: an item shops tale

>>34097398
Not really, well some dreams I do. But the majority I usually remember especially if something visually impressive happens. There are gaps in the dreams though, like how I got from point a to b but I remember point a and b just not the inbetween.

>>34097422
Do you get penguins in Cornwall?

>>34097453

Yes, but you have to order them online.

>>34097453
Do you get feet up your ass? because you're going a good way to get one you fucking cunt.

>>34097453
Yeah, I can get a multi-pack for a couple of quid.

>>34097422
>Cornwall is expensive, yeah.
Cornwall prices are an absolute joke. I can get my nails done for 15 quid here in London, but the exact same thing costs FOURTY pounds in Cornwall.

>>34096690
i know it's not incest but do you like the MomPov stuff?

>>34097496
Supply and demand my friend.

will a low carb diet help me lose weight really quick?

>>34097393
If I'm entirely honest I've dated more than one, I was even engaged once

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Fancy a snow walk lads, looks propa comfy out there

>>34097508
Very much so, the women on MomPov are very niave, some of them havent had a good fucking in years. There's a fat chick that kept blowing the dude just cause he said how good looking she was, made me rock hard.

>>34097537
No snow here. Clear sky. Bright full moon.

>>34097517
Yes, carbs are bad in excess. Don't base your meals around carbs.

>>34097496
It's the price you pay for living in a more pleasant part of the country. It's well worth it.

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What was britfeel like just before brexit? I was on brit/pol/ back then and everyone was obviously for it, what was the consensus here?

Also what the fuck captcha

>>34097538
I love how the women look more "normal" I guess you could say. They just look like average women on the street

>>34097589
For it obviously, most of us post on /pol/ too.

>>34097109
Battle Cats
Desert Golf

>>34097589
For it. You'd have to be a retarded conservative to want to stay in Merkel's Minge Munchers.

>>34097592
Exactly, however I still fap to the ones who've had work done. Luna was my favourite, she was so excited to get the dick

>sits on top of dick
>"DONT YOU MOVE DONT YOU FUCKING MOVE I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW"
>o...ok
>"YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF A HAPPY GIRL I AM RIGHT NOW"

Bitch was good

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>>34097349
no thanks, go and advertise ur normie stone somewhere else

>>34097109
Play Picross/nonogram puzzle apps.

>>34097658
Not happy about how worthless our money is lately.

>>34097660
can you give me a link or the proper name of that scene, It sounds hot

>>34097371
you ever looked into astral projection

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>>34097658
>>34097627
Thought as much. I remember going to tescos the day after it to get a meal deal to give to the hobo outside.

>private school southern kids talking amongst themselves in front of me
>"I can't believe this IDIOT nation voted for leave, I mean what the fuck"
>"You're right Gareth, I can't believe it either, these fools dont know whats good for them"

>>34097727
Don't desecrate Marina by using that image, you frog-shitting cunt.

>>34097727
My middle aged brother said to my mum "people like you have ruined our future"

Dude... you work at Tesco for 40 hours a week, and spend the remainder of it smoking weed. Why the fuck do you care

>>34097709
I don't like the term, rather use OBE instead. But yes, I'm looking into that too, that's not really ghost mummy related though just something on the side.

>>34097707
Somewhere in here:
http://porneq.com/video/293198/-luna-topless-dj-mixes-in-some-porn-luna-topless-dj-mixes-in-some-porn/

I'd reccomend just watching it through as it's hot anyway, but she first starts saying it when she gets on the dick I believe, she cums pretty quickly after that.

Also seems he brought her back in another video with another girl as well.

>tfw you know where the penguins in Cornwall are, and you plan to bite one of them quite hard.

>>34097817
STOP BITING THINGS LAD THIS WONT END WELL FOR YOU HOLY SHIT

>>34097727
>to get a meal deal to give to the hobo outside.
Cool story, St. Wazza.

>>34097760
it's the astral part you need though lad
>Astral plane
>The astral plane, also called the astral world, is a plane of existence postulated by classical, medieval, oriental, and esoteric philosophies and mystery religions. It is the world of the celestial spheres, crossed by the soul in its astral body on the way to being born and after death, and is generally believed to be populated by angels,spirits or other immaterial beings

>tfw listened to Philosopher's Stone audiobook over the past week
>having fun doing all the character voices while stuck in traffic for half an hour
Wish I could be a voice actor desu, finding out a few months ago that Tracer's VA is actually from Newcastle as well was nice to hear.

>>34097851
If I remember correctly, you have to get through the ethereal plane before you reach that one.

>>34097834
I can't! I've tried.

>>34097883
would you bite my knob?

is there a drug thats more normie tier than weed? i dont even enjoy getting stoned anymore knowing its the normies choice of drug

normans truly do ruin everything we have

>>34097907
>is there a drug thats more normie tier than weed?
Alcohol? Nicotine? Caffeine?

>>34097810
I skipped through to the bit when she rides the guy, when she says "just let me ride" the guy must not know what to think

>>34097851
Ooh.. Well maybe I'll look at that then. But I'm trying to stay level headed about this whole thing - as much as I can and skeptical too.
I'm willing to accept that what I saw was a hallucination but I want to see if I can make it happen again, if it happens again in a more tangible way I'll throw the hallucination thing out the window.
I'm just not sure at the moment, but I'm willing to give anything a go to see if ghost mummy shows up again. I don't think I did anything too make it work the first time though.

I'm looking into OBEs though at the moment because they seem quite interesting and I'd like to see if I can do it, maybe after that I can look further into astral projecting.

>>34097929
>you will never have that sized dick
>youll never let women pleasure themselves on top of you as you lay helpless

>>34097928
adrenaline?

>>34097966
KEEPS ME IN THE GAAAAYME

>>34097936
whatever makes you happy lad. i do hope you get to see her again

i just want someone to talk to :(

i cant concentrate on anything because im just sad and lonely all the time. i know that once ive finished whatever bullshit im doing, that nothings going to change afterwards. im just going to stay lonely and move onto the next shit work i have to do

edging closer to killing myself

>>34098028
Try youtube vloggers. It helped me, just having someone chatting away is nice. Though it is how I ended up listening to ASMR, so use with caution

>>34098026
Thanks lad, I hope so too.

The one thing that makes me believe, is the fact she grabbed me, several times. I was too scared to talk though.

>>34097907
Alcohol is the most normie, then weed.

>>34097960
doesn't matter about my cock size, even if it was big it wouldn't be getting used

Got some decent snow down in Sussex. Melting fast though.

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I mean really, 1.15 EUR.

>>34098066
Possibility of getting tight boipucci though is probably still in your future.

>>34098066
I can confirm this is true.

>>34098087
>boipucci
miss me with that fucking prison gay shit

>>34097453
Cornwall is fucking shit. Most isolated piece of crap land in England. Don't go

>make post on forum asking for advice
>some pretentious prick turns up and assumes everyone is a pro with years of experience
>"just use xxx_123!"
>google it and see its a game command
>no idea what to make of it
>lose all interest and give up

This is what kills retro gaming communities.

>>34098066
Donate your corpse to medical science, that way some undergrads will play with your knob guaranteed. Of course you'll be too dead to enjoy it but what more can you hope for?

>>34098059
well that fear will leave you, you're wanting to take this further so it shows the nerves are dying down

>>34097537
What snow? There is no snow around these parts.

>>34098116

At least that's something, I usually get completely ignored.

>>34098028
Import an emperor penguin colony to keep you company, lad.

1 2 3
drink
1 2 3
drink
throw em back till i lose count

;__;

>>34098108
>Most isolated

Why is that a bad thing?

>>34098177
I'd fucking bite it lad I cant fucking stop

>>34098212

Because unless you like selling pasties to tourists, there's naff all to do.

>>34098049
>>34098049
i need human interaction

i hate sitting at the computer all day, i want a real female friend who i can just sit down and talk with
even like 30 minutes a week is good

there isnt a single female in my entire life, i never have an opportunity to even say hi to one because they are no where around me

im not even ugly or anything, its just that i dont even know a single female

in the rare occasion my path ever crosses with them i instantly get excited and start shaking when i talk because i havent spoke to one in so long.
im not nervous i just cant believe im finally looking at a female in real life
i have to get their number or something cause i know ill never see them ever again if i dont but i usually mess it up, i think i might come on too strong, but really all i want is a friend

i spoke to three whole females last year, all lost interest when they thought i was desperate. and desu i am but what the hell can i do?

>>34098315
>even like 30 minutes a week is good

Oh well just get an escort.

>>34098286
I'm NEET, lad.

>>34098315
id much rather be in a fucking prison that had females than be in this so called "free world" where i literally dont even know what a female is

and because i dont get to speak to them i have delusions about them because i dont know what they are

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>>34096523

Post rare Alizees

>>34098328
Job done.

Orig

>>34098328
its not real and its not healthy, it would just make me worse

its not about sex either

>>34098315
>i want a real female friend
Why does it have to be a female? You don't want a friend, you want a fuck. You are insincere and dishonest, and they can sense that.

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>>34098377
>its not real and its not healthy, it would just make me worse
>its not about sex either

Elliot Rodger knew these feels

>>34098377
Look. You can't get a normal girl to talk to, so your options are pay someone or get the fuck over it and stop posting.

If you pay them escorts will talk to you about whatever you want.

>>34098212
Because there's fuck all to do, shit nhs, internet is shit, no phone signal, shit transport, trains are still 20 years old. Cornwall is the last place to get anything

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You came to take me away
So close I was to heaven's gates
But no baby, no baby, not today
Oh, you tried to track me down
You followed me like the darkest cloud
But no baby, no baby, not today

So come back when I'm good and old
I got drinks to drink, and men to hold
I got good things to do with my life, yeah
Oh, I wanna dance in the open breeze
Feel the wind in my hair, hear the ocean sing
I got good things to feel in my life, yeah

>>34098398

He probably wants the whole package

>>34098409
That's not how it works anon.

>>34097817

>penguins are birds to important to bite

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>drink something
>can't fap for the next 2hours till I have a piss else I just feel like I need to wee when wanking
>if i cum anytime after drinking it just feels like pissing and watered cum comes out

anyone else ever had this problem? I've had it for ages and need to schedule my wanks and dedicate myself to not drinking anything for a few hours beforehand

>>34098117
Confirmed. We had a literal bucket of dicks in the dissection room

Triggering that guys Eliza crawler for luls.

Ask her why she gets naked on Omegle for strangers?

>>34098450
I will only bite it quite hard, not really hard. I won't remove any pieces of the bird. It will continue.

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>playing cs:go with swedes
>they keep saying they love each other

>>34098455
No choice but to become a tranny,.

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>>34098438
i love cheap thrills
nobody saw that desu

Friday the 13th in 13 minutes.

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>>34098601
already heavily considered it but I'm too old to do the whole thing, i'd just crossdress, too bad I live with other people or else i'd have already done it

>>34098695
>>34098751
I saw it anon. I know.

>>34098779
Spoopy

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>>34098818
>i know
no bully pls

>>34098814
Males are still going through puberty until 23, if you're under that age, you can still get the most out of the process and pass.

>>34098751
>>34098839
Stop posting frogs, please.

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>>34098893
but why, hes not a racist

its a lie!

gunna make a bubbly bath in a bit, hoperfully i can get the hot to cold water ratio just right and not burn my bot bot

>>34098907
>but why
I think it's run its course by now. When a meme gets onto front pages of daily newspapers it's likely peaked. Find something new.

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It's my birthday today. To celebrate I went back through the archive to find my old birthday posts.

>do so little with my life that I unknowingly repeat a similiar sentence to celebrate my birthday after a year
>this is my life
>filename

>>34098953
>falling for the kike plot to discredit our pepe

>>34097907
Cocaine literally tuns you into a king normie no matter who you are

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>>34098953
> it's likely peaked

You just understand the mindset of a frogposter do you??

sometimes its all we have

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>>34098879
i'm 23 and a half

heard it was 25 anyway, either way its not a good idea cause someday you'll be 40 and or regret it, i don't even know if I like being bummed yet

>>34096523
I wonder if I can buy the pictured pepe hoodie...

>>34096675
I honestly don't think that Bradford is that bad. The Media Museum is decent. Good indie cinema, and an Imax. Baskin Robins is alright over at the other one. Admittedly there's the car park by the Cineworld that seems like they probably deal drugs out of there or might just wait to mug people. It's shit but it could be worse. It really could.

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>tfw monsoon all afternoon, aquaplaned driving home from salaryslaving
>moment I get home temperature drops 4C and the rain turns to a blizzard
>tfw now clear skies and everything will freeze over
>tfw will now die driving on ice to salaryslaving tomorrow morning as the rain washed away all the salt

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>ctrl+F waifu
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hmmmmmm time to post em lads

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>>34098959
here you go lad, a nice present to help you remember

>>34098953
talk smack again and im gunna have to shut you up

Memes are just too long-lived these days.

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>>34099035
There ARE boards for waifu shitters m8.

>work people invite me out to a gig
>i grudgingly go
>actually start enjoying it
>start air drumming and air guitaring next too them
>they tell me stop immediately
>end up just standing there just like everyone else at the gig doing nothing but watching

no thank you will not go again thanks

>>34099048
>>34098959
Can't wait to see your post in a year's time darling ;)

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>>34099106
dont last long enough if you ask me

>>34099137
>implying he'll make it another year LUL

>>34099129
>>end up just standing there just like everyone else at the gig doing nothing but watching
doing nothing but watching? not even dancing? booooooorrriiiiing

>>34099129
You're meant to sing along, scream, wave your arms and clap. Playing air instruments is autistic.

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>>34099106
I agree, I think the memeplex has really outstretched itself, they bore me, its sad that people like them

nah fuck you

>>34099129
nah fuck the people you went with. You get into it all you want if you want to air drum or air guitar then do it. It's supposed to be fun

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>>34099000
Fuck off with that gay shit. What's with you?

>>34099181
>Playing air instruments is autistic.

Nah it was fun, shit was dope.

>>34099179
They just stood there, I ended up going to the bar and getting drunk by myself.

>>34099026
Happy fucking days, lad. Can you give me a lift in the morning?

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>>34099035
>tfw no comfy dreams in a while

>>34099206
Sorry to hear that lad
uncomfy ones for me too

>>34099206
>haven't had a dream in years
Probably because I go to bed late.

>>34099048
>>34099137
At least adding to the collection is something I have to look forward to this year. See you both next year.

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YOU GAVE ME A LIFE NOW SHOW ME HOW LIVE!

>>34099238
Happy birthday, ladcake.

>>34099206
Just confusing ones for me, vivid but never make a lick of sense.

I wish I could stay there forever

Friday the 13th now. I hope nothing bad happens to any of us.

13 days in to January and it feels like months I've been sober. Why is it hard to be sober? Oh yeah, it's because addiction is a coping strategy of the fundamentally miserable. An 'addictive personality' just means 'can't see a life free from despair without recreational drugs'. Still, I'm doing it so far.

>>34099243
>SHOW ME HOW LIVE
Of course I will, sergei

>>34099313
You're doing well. Keep going. I got two days into January and got drunk and stoned. I was trying to abstain for this whole year.

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>>34096523

Let us take a moment to remember someone who doesn't get a mention often on /Britfeel/

Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger

A boy born on July 24th 1991 at King's college hospital London, who first lived at 81 Crotfton Road, Peckham. As a young lad he lived at the Old Rectory, Thakenham, and went to Dorset House school.

At age 5, little Elliot would leave England for pastures new, but would return to visit family in Colchester and Smarden, Kent in later years.

He passed away May 23rd 2014

RIP Supreme Gentleman

eeeeeh a hate ma life n' a bloody wan' t die

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>go to the off licence
>step on a dog shit
sometimes its like the whole universe is against you lads

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>>34099122
Not brit themed are they though?

>>34099497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtL7rXEmL_I

>>34099509
What did you buy to drown your sorrows with?

>>34099388
Thanks for the support, mate. I made it three months about six months ago. I drank after that and it made me crazy. I'm stable again now though, but put all the weight back on. It would be something if I could keep dry and get in shape. Life is so fucking banal.

FROM ATLANTIS


TO INTERZONE

>>34099533
4 cans of beer i actually like to drink

budweiser yes I like the watery taste sometimes I do drink proper beers but not alone at midnight on a thursday

>>34099590
budweiser is for gays and poofs, so which one are ya?

>>34099590
I drink 4 pint cans of beer every night.
I thought I could stop but the nights drag on without it

>>34099520
>quarter moon
>half moon
>full moon

no total eclipse though eh lad

>>34099590
>not even 10 units of alcohol

4 cans gonna be enough anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PzEf8-o450

>tfw I know exactly where at Royal Holloway this was shot

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Question:

What if people knew that these were real?

All out of fucking pineapple juice how the shit am I meant to make a pint of fruity cocktail now?
Might just have to make a long island iced tea desu

>>34099695
Wanna come succ me afterwards? ;)

>>34099680
there'd be alien porn

also, some people would worship them

>>34099680
Thered probably be a lot more porn of it, and SJWs would protest anything involving aliens lest we offend the space faring cunts

>>34099709
I had planned on passing out actually, faggot

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>>34099634
The moon of truth is in attendance this morning. The moon of niether silence, nor the absence of silence, is in attendance this morning (which is niether morning, nor non-morning).

>>34099680
It would be intragalactic war.

>>34099680
I'd ask you if you could ask them to take me home.

>>34099680
I don't know if they're exactly like that but aliens obviously exist. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise, considering.

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It's my birthday anons, can I get a couple (Yous)?

Whens britfeel discord?

>>34099892
Happy birthday my good anonymous friend and may your existential angst be less extreme on this day

>>34099892
Happy birthday. I got you a (You).

>>34099892
(You). (You).
appy burfday

>>34099892
Happy bus timetable, anonymous poster!

>>34099896
>listening to 30 anons crying in their british accents about everything

no sir i dont like it

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>>34099892
As Stevie Wonder once said, 'happy birthday to ya!!!'

>>34099892
i couldn't afford a drum, so heres a couple of bongos!
(.)(.)

>>34099892
I'm sure you'll have a wonderful day. Honest.

>>34099743

Aha! Eat this, Zenposter!

"Hearing a crow with no mouth
Cry in the deep
Darkness of the night,
I feel a longing for
My father before he was born."

--Ikkyu

just seen a 12 year old girl kill herself by hanging
this planet is emotionally sick

>>34099973
I fucking hate that song, lad. Stevie Wonder was cool otherwise though.

>>34100036
In person? Fuckin' hell mate. If she can do it so can I. I'm inspired.

>>34100047
It's just become super overplayed really

Eyes
Wait
Go
Lights
Dont
Haunt
Through the night

>>34100076
Nah on the interwebs
>>34100036
I cried at that video

>>34100076
yeah it's not pleasant
not sure why the bbc put it on their website

Anyone from London here? Not including the fucking hipsters and yuppies claiming that they're from Hackney.

>>34100132
Theres a lass that posts who will let eat her pussy in exchange from a kebab thats from London

>>34100126
The BBC uploaded an unedited video of a 12 year old girl hanging herself?

>>34100152
i just fucked that whole sentence up, time to kill myself

>>34100174
They dont want to be accused of fake news lad, its a new world we live in.

>>34100122
Link it to us you sick fiend

>>34100174
They will do anything for clicks.

>>34100036
Saw that too. You can hear her mum or friend call out for her just as she dies. Pretty brutal.

>>34100132
There's quite a few of us. I suppose that's not too surprising given that statistically something like 1 in 9 Brits live in London though.

>>34100223
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=30f_1483361613

>>34099630
Same lad completely relate

>>34099650
Already drank a fair bit, this is a top up because I'm working.

bought myself a pair of harem pants lads, one that look like what thai fishermen wear rather than mc hammer

they look so comfortable and better than wearing trackies all the time

>who else lounge pants uprising here

>>34100249
When she says Ben, apparently someone did some research and she had a blog. Anyway she's talking about Ben Drowned, which is a copya pasta meme, about some kid who did and his spirit was locked in an n64 cratridge.
It's another case of little kids getting warped into thinking copypasta is real, like slenderman.

>>34099035
here we go lad 1 waifu.i think i'm going to be a good boy tonight and go to bed early. 1 last beer then sleepu
>>34099206
iktf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVB7UMwvlAo
sums it up for me desu

>>34100152
That's horrifying but an option.

>>34100251
I guess

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>>34099035,>>34099206

>>34100303 didn't go as planned

>>34100292
I see you fagets in town all the time, just so you know we can all see your penis when the sun shines through them.

>>34100328
She's probably Scottish. That's their MO.

nighttime britfeel is so comfy

>when all those wagies go to bed
>when all those babbys go to sleep

just me and my lads, i love you guys ;_;

you're still the one that i love
the only one i dream of
you're still the one... i kiss goodnight

;__;

im so glad we made it
look how far we've come my baby

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>>34100295
Didn't know that, really sad. They just get convinced by it. Same kind of thing with the slenderman stabbing, pic related.

>>34100272

The videos been deleted lad but I watched it before. Did you see the livestream of it? I felt really sorry for her.

>>34100465
Imagine being killed over a meme.

>>34100251
>statistically something like 1 in 9 Brits live in London though.

You know, with all the gentrification happening in London, it took me a while to realise that authenticity could be bought. All these new "urban" music videos starring middle-class artists set in and around (gentrified) tower blocks.

>>34100465
Witchcraft is real and created by neckbeards on the internets

>>34100394
>when all those wagies go to bed
As in wageslaves? Fuck no. I'm awake worrying about to pay the next bill and a good reason as to why I shouldn't kill myself.

lads im stuck doing a shit course in a shit uni since i missed the requirements for another uni by 3 marks.

im questioning whether its worth staying since the mouth breathers that are in with me make me look like a normie

>>34100394
sorry mate but i'm a wagie. i've not long left though then i'll be fucking off

>>34100518
Gentrification is the biggest bullshit going, if poor people can no longer afford to live in these places where the fuck do they go

>>34100503
>Imagine being killed over a meme.
>Sacrificed to the Frog God
Isn't being martyred to a higher cause the perfect way to die?

>>34100613
You need to see what options you have before making a move.

>>34100658
You can fuck right off, there is absolutely nothing wrong with gentrification.

>>34100658
They move outwards towards the coast.

used to walk home from school with my friend, we'd laugh so hard i'd literally almost throw up. I haven't seen him since school ended and now I spend all my time staring at britfeel

>>34100701
stay away from the coast i live there and you lot are banned

>>34100016
Ikkyu. That fucking crazy Jap is one of my favourite Zen master poets. He'd write a masterpiece like the one you quoted, then next he'd write something like this

>I remember one quiet afternoon she fished out my cock bent over played with it in my mouth for over an hour

>>34100658
If you're in social housing they offer you places further and further out of London.

The poor are too stupid to do anything about it. Remember the Tottenham riots? They could've taken a short bus journey to Westminister or something. Instead they piss on their own doorstep.

>>34100692
I guess you're part of the middle class fucks and wealthy western european faggots that have invaded London.

>>34100852
>making somewhere a more cleaner, healthier, safer and prosperous place to live is a bad thing

The concept of gentrification being negative is a shitty american import that I didn't think anyone here would take seriously, you really disappoint me.

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>get a fish fillet from McDonalds
>forget to ask for no tartar sauce

Burn London down and put a rainforest there.

Ask a uni student who lives on 3-5 pound a week for food anything

Suh guys how's your /cosy/ night?

>>34100959
Forcing people from their homes - entire neighbourhoods, some of whom have lived their for generations - is a bad thing.

>>34100980
can you spare a fiver mate

>>34100999
>tripfag gets Shippy's 9's

I'll turn you to ash cash cunt

>>34100980
Okay. What is the purpose of your existence? Why do you wake up and go to classes? What drives you, motivates you?

Anyone here have any experience with work agencies?

Good/bad? Yay/Nay? I can't seem to get work any other way.

>>34100980

What is your diet? Do you not drink?

>>34100999
Fuck off Clive. Do you think you're on Facebank or what?

>>34100999
I'm tired and thirsty and I've eaten half a kilo of roasted chickpeas and I feel sick and have no motivation to do anything whatsoever

>>34101058
Terrible. Prepare to kill yourself. I am not joking. It'll be that bad.

>>34101013
Free market, go be poor somewhere else. Guarantee you're some self-hating white middle class poster and gentrification does not affect you personally at all.

>>34101111
What's so bad about it? The poor pay?

Can't be worse than being a NEET.

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This is it lads, I'm ending it.
Going to grab a maccies, swill things over with a bottle of white rum and some music, write some pages in a note book then jump off the bridge overhanging the motorway, making sure to land head first so I don't end up a vegetable.
I'd like to thank many people here for helping me get through this far for almost a year now, but happiness or contentedness are things that I personally can't seem to achieve. I just can't deal with myself, the thoughts of suicide everyday is just too much now.
I'm not too sure what image to put in my last post, but you can't go wrong with a classic Pepe.
I hope the best of you all make better progress in life, and that you chase your dreams.

>>34101095
Don't enable tripfags here, lad.

>>34101058
If you're rock bottom, it will be shit, but they will get you work.

>>34101095
Why the fuck would you eat that many chickpeas senpai

Just had a nice bathie lads.

Though I put my joggers back on and they stink of pee pee, dont have anything cleaner desu

>>34101120
>Middle class on /r9k/
What the fuck are you smoking, I'm dirt poor as are the NEETs and other wagecucks. That;s the funny thing, I can guarantee you're some temporarily embarassed millionaire with barely a cent to your name.

>>34101137
>but you can't go wrong with a classic Pepe.
You really can't lad.

Good luck!

>>34101137
i hope it's a clean fall lad.
ganbatte

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>>34100394
Agre completely lad

>tfw wagie but always wade it out till the late night threads

>>34101126
It can and will be much worse than being NEET, and you'll find that out soon enough.

t. oldfag with 15 years work experience who's now a glorious, mentally disabled terminal NEET.

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>>34096523

>Be 8 years old
>Didn't want to go to bed
>Mother said if I didn't go to bed, she'd call Harold Shipman round for a home visit.

>tfw your mother was shipposting 16 years ago

>didnt smoke at all 2 years ago
>now cant go a day without atleast five fags

fuck i messed up lads

>>34101234
My mummy once told me when I was about 5 if I dont go to bed she would put me up for adoption. I didnt go to bed that night and at the dead of night she marched me out the house and we took a train ride somewhere. I can't remember the rest of it desu.

>>34101137
Here's to a successful landing, lad. Sorry you've got to go, but I know how you feel. If you jump, I hope you don't survive. If you don't jump, I hope things get better for you.

>>34101183
>using John Steinbeck ideas

How's secondary school? Read the part where George kills Lenny yet?

>>34101183
>cent

Get out JF.

>>34101221
>>34101143
Well, I'm gonna be honest, you're not exactly selling to me.

But I've been a NEET for nearly 2 years and I just can't do this forever.

>>34101299
Shit, you've ruined the ending!

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>>34101248
Same sorta thing happend to me lad

fuuuuuuuuuck it's really now worth the money or the cancer

Half considering asking my ex if she wants to fuck desu I'm that desperate to nut in some poosi

>>34101145
It was that or like a million bags of quavers and I was hungry and lack self control

>>34101248
Only smoke when I'm drunk and managed to keep it that way somehow

>>34101387
NOT* kek

>>34101137
Try to hit a normies windshield.

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here i go again on my own

going down the only road ive ever known

like a drifter i was born to walk alone

because i know what it means to walk a lonely street of dreams

>>34101408
I feel like you'd eat less quavers bc of the compartmentalised nature of opening another bag

>>34100959
>making somewhere a more cleaner, healthier, safer and prosperous place to live is a bad thing

While pushing out everyone who didn't buy their homes when prices were still sane. Gentrification is the place you wanted 10 years ago but you can't afford to live there anymore.

I knew that once the olympics came to lobdon that the working class were going to get fucked over.

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Take care if you're going out later on lads, it's getting fucking slippery out there and fuck knows what it'll be like at daybreak.

Picture I took on my nightwalk to the park just know. It was pretty comfy there.

>>34101376
>been a NEET for nearly 2 years and I just can't do this forever.

You'll be saying that about agency slavery after 45 minutes.

>>34101506
You say that, but I can drink like 10 cans of pepsi easy but a 2 litre bottle is a chore it seems

>>34101376
I was in similar circumstances as you are. Agencies were the only way I would have been able to get into work. Remember, they only make money if you're working, they will fight to get you into work. Just don't expect them to give much of a shit about you in the process.

>>34101525
Will do lad, last time it was icy out like this I slipped and scraped my knee pretty bad

>>34100970
That's what makes it taste good.

>>34101408
>Only smoke when I'm drunk and managed to keep it that way somehow
same lad, only when I'm reallllllly fucking drunk, 3 times a year or so

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>>34101525
oh man we're entering the /comfy/ zone

>>34101546
Can these agencies get you into an actual career that requires a STEM degree that I got 5 years ago?

I'm tired of looking at hipsters and yuppies on my way to my mcjob.

I hate London.

>tfw no heating

Had to break out the furry Star Wars dressing gown/Jedi master robe. Fucking thing is WARM.

>>34101523
Move then, just because you're poor or you've lived there a long time doesn't mean you're exempt from market forces, you're not entitled to anything.

>>34101532
That's because arguably a 2 litre is less
>fun
by the time you've got halfway through its flat and a bit shit

>>34101645
get a hot water bottle lad

>>34101624
Personally can't answer that, you'll have to do some research.

>>34101529
>You'll be saying that about agency slavery after 45 minutes.
I reckon if I can get a nice comfy job, I'll be fine (but I suppose that's just the luck of the draw).

>>34101546
As long as they're giving me something to and I'm getting money out of it, I'm sure it'll be fine. If it's too much after 2 years of NEEThood, I can always just do a couple days a week or something.

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So lonely robots, what can I do? I dont want to bust a nut cause i dont like the mess