Oldest KHV wins. >20

>>34095498
>26
orig orignal

Will you stop attentionwhoring? If you want to have sex, go have sex. Stop being a lazy bitch and just go do it.

>>34095537
>just be yourself broh xD

>>34095537
>just be yourself anon

o-okay fampai, I will

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>>34095537

>newfag comes on 4chan
>wants me to give her a lethal dose of morphine
>cure her instead

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>>34095537
outrageously original content

>24
never had a chance, never will

>>34095498
21

I just don't ever see it happening, and I've come to accept that.

>>34095537
>just do it
>just be confident
>just put yourself out there
>just be yourself
just kill yourself faggot

35
Do I get an upgrade to my wizard powers?

>>34095498
What's the definition of 'kiss' here.

I've never kissed a girl on the lips but have been kissed on the cheek by them.

Level 32 wizard here.

>>34095617
You've Unlocked: Crippling Lifelong Depression

Just curious, but why do you guys think that you are still khv even though you are over 20? Is there a specific reason, or did you just miss the train?

>>34095551
There's these things called prostitutes.

>>34095648
autism

oreganissimo

>>34095648

Sexual hypergamy. We missed the minimum genetic mark. Hope that clears that up :)

>>34095498
46, never even held hands with a girl.
The closest to intimate contact with a woman I've ever had is listening to my mom piss and shit through the bathroom door. I think im going to break a blade off of my razor after posting this and finally end it, it doesn't get better, goodbye robots.

>>34095650

Sex is worthless if it costs money to obtain.

>>34095537
exquisite bait

30 year old wizard here, the need for female companionship is overwhelming me I doubt I will be able to make it another year.

>>34095718
You aren't a human any longer.

Go back to your wizard studies, you are far too gone.

>>34095650

Prostitution needs to be legal. It's a fair exchange and it puts the right amount of value on women's sexuality, instead of the bitch monopoly of entitled, useless college sluts in the West.

>>34095648
Too nervous to ever talk to women

>>34095648
26 here
I was malnourished, on meds that fucked up my testosterone levels, and never exercised during puberty, so I got taller but my body didn't really develop masculine characteristics (so I have wide hips, narrow shoulders, small dick, etc) and I'm a brainlet too.
Also was raised by a single mother so I had no real example to follow for normal masculine social behavior.

level 33 here.

>>34095726

Sex is pretty worthless to unrepentant sluts too, at least as far as establishing a pair bond that will allow for a stable family. It changes their view of men in a bad way.

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I'm 23

Not the oldest but getting there

One day I will be the oldest virgin on this board mark my words

>>34095718
how do you cope in life , are you neet or do you work ?

>>34095498
> 23

By female standards I must win

>>34095864
You should screen cap your message and post it in 2027

>>34095894

No because virginity increases a woman's value, opposite effect.

>>34095864
24 kv

17 was so far the glory years of my life. i had friends, i was going to house parties with 30 packs of beer playing beer pong with other people in my highschool, i started smoking weed, i actually had friends.

anyways i'm at this party and i decide to talk to this girl whos one grade below me. she extremely short, qt face, with gigantic tits so i start talking to her and she mentions that i should talk to her friend a (who isnt at the party) because a apparently likes me. holy shit a is really hot.

next day i get a number and text her she says 'want to go to the zoo?' so i figure its a date she never shows up to pick me up. basically she stood me up. run into the girl a few other times she sits on my lap once but everytime she flirts with me, texts me, etc then find out through the grapevine shes having sex with other guys. basically the girl was leading me on and teasing me.

never had any other 'potential' girl since then. now im friendless but making this post made me realize friends are the way to meet a companion, had i not had htem friends in hs and gone to them house parties i would've never even been texting or talking to girls (like now).

>>34095718
How do you not even kiss a girl at 46

I mean god damn, some people are getting grandchildren at that age

>>34095498

I'm only HV because a few times I kissed a girl. That girl. My oneitis. It happened sometime between 1995 and 1997.

And yes, I'm turning 49 in a few days.

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You guys kidding, right?

Are there seriously people over the age of 20 who are still virgins in a hyperseuxalised society?

>>34096384
>49
you trolling m8?

>>34096456
You're on /r9k/, retard.

Did you get it confused with /pol/ or /b/, you crossboarding fuck?

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>>34096456
>Are there seriously people over an IQ of 20 who aren't retarded in a hyperretarded society?

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>>34096456
Why would we joke about this?

>>34096456

seems like you almost understood the paradox.

non-sexualized society:
>marriage at 18 or 19, while both virgin
>reciprocal adaptation to sex
>and fuckin' like rabbits for decades
>absurdly low percentile of cuckoldry and divorce

hypersexualized society:
>bizarrely low marriage rates, mostly over 30yo
>absurdly low percentile of virgin spouses
>insanely high percentile of gays, pedos, trannies, "scat fetish" and so on
>even people getting frequent sex action are somewhat obsessed with porn and fapping
>over 40yo females obsessed with "incoming menopause" fears
>and lots of "still KHVirgin" at 20-23-25-30-35 and more (mostly males)

27

I never thought I'd end up as a wizard but I guess that's that.

None of you fags are khhvs you're all lying everyone of you fags have had your hand held by someone at one point in your life everyone of you fags have been hugged by your mom or relative and you've all been kissed by your relatives stop this lie

>>34096315
You are asking this like it becomes easier with the time

>>34096530

nope, not trolling.
it's not that impossible, you just should know that sometime after 30 you naturally stop obsessing about losing virginity, and start thinking that you'll only give your virginity to a virgin woman, the love of your life.

it happens also to females - I know for sure three over40 virgin females (they were four, until a 45yo snapped and decided it was time to fuck a random Chad). They also value own virginity and are determined to only throw it at the Man of their Life... when they'll be totally certain of his loyalty.

Also remember that once you throw away your virginity, you'll became obsessed with sex ("WTF it's been 6 months without sex, I *MUST* have sex!!!!" -- this thing doesn't happen while you're virgin).

>>34096648
>"scat fetish"

I wouldn't mind if my qt virgin gf told me she wanted to feed on my shit.

I've been off /r9k/ a while, what does KHV stand for?

And desu I don't really want to be back, but whenever my life starts spiralling and they realise I'm a cyborg I'm dragged back

>>34096456
Fucking bait, fuck off.

>>34095718
Are you NEET?
Could you tell us some stories about your wizardom?

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>>34096779

TL;DR: you kiss your own shit, and you are searching for a scat gf because you want kiss your shit without having to move too much around.

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>>34096813

Kissless Hugless Virgin plus a bit of oregano.

>>34096779
That's because you're damaged and desperate.

>>34095718
>>34096315

What do people over age 40 get from 4chan in general and /r9k/ in specific or is this some Ultimecia tier timeline compression shit