/Your historical figures and you/ thread

>>34095331
>John Johnson
Random dockworker from 1874. Lived in a tiny apartment and shitposted by sending letters to random people.

>>34095331
>Early Life Einstein

Not at the smart age. At the age where he fucks everything up, hoping that in the future he will become a genius that's worth something.

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>Alfred the Great
King of Wessex. Got bullied by the vikings and had to live with some old bitch and burnt her cakes. Eventually returned to kill all the vikings that bullied him.

Truly the Adam Lanza of his day.

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>>34096064
I did say famous. Oh well, maybe you're just autistic.

Who am I kidding, I'm on this board after all

Thomas Jefferson.

>Audie Murphy
Literally just an angsty teen who instead of shooting up schools, shot up germans instead

>Karl Marx
Angry 40 year old virgin who was disgusted by people better off than them so he set off to destroy the world

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>>34097829
>"Angry 40 year old virgin who was disgusted by people better off than them so he set off to destroy the world"

To be fair, later on, he reconsidered his life choices and told everyone it was utter shit. However, nobody listened. That said, his story is even sadder if you add that bit.

>tfw you invent a shit system then apologize but people already took it way too far.

>Charlemagne
OC DONUT STEEL


Just read this guys wiki

>Caligula, emperor of rome
Probably autistic, massive pervert and had many colorful rumours spoken about him. Notoriously bad managing money, mentally Ill and not fond of Jews.

>>34098163
Honestly though, he was one of my top ten too.

How can you fuck up so bad as to lose an ENTIRE SHIPMENT OF GRAIN ESSENTIAL TO THE CAPITAL?

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>>34097902
How is a system that improves the life of robots and destroys chad's life "shit"?

>>34098466
Because said Chad evolve from capitalist sex symbol to communist man of the hour and become main communist party members, literally extremely powerful nobility that shit on your worthless non-worker or worker's life.

Mao says hi.

>>34098541
Not if chads resist, and they will.

BTW mao improved the lives of millions of poor robots. He wasn't a chad himself. no wealth, no social position just pure hatred against the feudal structure.

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>>34095331
>Augustine of Hippo
Attractive and degenerate in his youth, intelligent and good in school, was an edgy heretic but begins to discover God and the error of his ways at the start of his adult life, struggles with questions of faith and morals.

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>>34098626
Consider this :
>Chads follow tropes and trends.
>Therefore, if communism become predominant ideology in populace, Chads will become communist.
>Because he's a faithful servant of the People (but also a very hot one) Chad gets into propaganda movies, or becomes a tv announcer, or drag people into the Communist Party's assemblies (either by force through sheer might or with his smooth talk), and the Commissar of the People will reward him with special privileges.
>As we all know, women are attracted to not only men privileged with beauty, but also privileged with higher standards of livings.
>Therefore, Chad will not only become Borris, Standard Bearer of the Glorious Revolution, but also will have tons of chicks flowing to him.
>These roasties will breed children for him, and these children will have all the privileges that daddy worked so hard to get and more, just because they were born to that dad, reforming the social hierarchy we had in capitalism.

Anon, the Chads WILL evolve. It will only be a brief respite before they, yet again, get their places at the top, and we at the bottom.

Tamerlane
>Get betrayed by friend.
>DONT. TRUST. ANYBODY.
>proceed to kill everyone that hints a funny look in your direction

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>>34098847
Thought provoking stuff, anon. You are right.

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>>34095331
I think Napoleon was a quiet loner of sorts especially when he was younger. I wish I was more like Napoleon.

Claudius was also a robot

>>34095331
>Emperor Tiberius
Always seen as the second. Nobody liked him even though he was a great general, loyal,respecful ecc.The family was a nest of vipers ,but he was very fond of his brother. I always saw him as a person forced to embark on a road that he didn't want to but he had to accept and suffer in silence.
Also Domitianus intrigues me.

>tfw you will never go into voluntary exile in Rhodes

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Nicky
>completely unprepared for his position
>would fuck up big time and not even give a heck
>turned what was going to be a period of rapid reform and growth into a period of chaos and tragedy
>was still a cool guy and just couldn't help but be an awful leader

Fernando Pessoa
a wiz that writes poetry all his life about all kinds of inner problems with he was, he also had a lot of mental problems, he wrote a lot of his works drunk or on drugs.
he died of cirrosys(idk the word).
he was a portuguese writer so if you do not speak portuguese you cannot understand all of his powerlevel since most of it is lost by translation.
and we read this shit on high school.