>Yawn! Good morning, daddy. What's for breakfast? :3

>>34094866
Sourdough toast with margarine. A roll with jam and a glass of milk. Eat it all up and then maybe a treat!

all the eggs, child

>>34094866
I'm in a 'tallcan of 211 and some cold pizza' kind of mood this morning, baby.

>>34095103
>only has pizza and beer for breakfast
Actual father detected.

>>34095066
now you need to eat all of them

you are, into the "fun orange disco room" now

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>>34094866
>Hi sweety, I'm cookin' up some pancakes right now, want some chocolate chips or blueberries with yours? Or a funny shape? Anything for you, princess.

>>34095196
before we eat we are going to be playing holicost, you get to be the jew so into the oven you go

>>34095215
>be at friends
>"Anon, you wanna go to the store with us?"
>'do I have to?'
>"Nah, it's cool."
>'ima chill.'
>"Good! Then YOUUU get to watch the baby!"
>'W-WHAT? Y-y-you can't take her with you?'
>"The carseat is at her moms house, bruh."
>'B-b-b-but, I....'
>"She'll be ok, I changed her and there are some bottles in the kitchen, just watch cartoons with her."
>go back inside
>his daughter is still sleeping
>sit down on couch next to her and put on spongebob
>she wakes up
I remember holding her and seeing her smile real big.
Made me kind of sad I'll never be a father, but really, it's for the best

>>34095481
>Never will be a father

Was the package delivered without the sauce?

>>34095559
I think he was more saying that nobody wants the package in general