What if the aliens arive?

go to work as usual. hope some dumb hick doesnt go shooting at them until smart people figure out how to communicate and translate communications with them, then quarantine them so they don't spread some killer space disease which they have immunity, to earth which has no immunities and hope the plague doesn't spread too fast and kill people I like.

>>34094724
>take a lot of acid
>meditate

>>34094724
probably rob, rape and kill ayyyyyyyy

try to get alium gf

>>34094724
Ask them to take me with them. I hate this fucking planet and everyone on it.

probably meet up with all my friends and family for a last time in case the aliens blow us all up

be happy I have an excuse not to go to work

>Look on twitter out of habit

>at least I won't have to live in Trumps america!
>The aliens knew we kneeded saving from that orange bafoon #pissdrumpf

>TOP 5 REASONS ALIENS ARE ACTUALLY COOL

They won't arrive because there are no aliens. We are totally alone in this universe and humanity will never leave this planet, much less this solar system.

Stock up on weapons, ammo, and other supplies because there will be a war and it will be every man for himself. There will be no "take me to your leader" peaceful first contact shit. There will be no grand enlightenment. There will be subjugation and backstabbing.

>(((aliens)))
Realise it's just a plot to denigrate the white race somehow and that the Jews are obviously responsible.

>>34096305

You're an idiot, of course Aliens exist, there is a huge possibility.

>>34096305
humans are outer space aliens, we live on a floating rock in outer space and have space ships

>>34094724
Check out if their intentions are hostile or neutral
if neutral try to learn as much as possible from them
if hostile arm myself and try to drive them out

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>>34094724
bad news, the martian niggers are here already

pic related

>>34096283
Sad thing is I can actually see this happen.

>>34096843
>file name
does it destroy planets with beams of zika?

>>34094724
can I get an ayylmao gf?

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>>34097172
rays of zika, blasts of dengue fever, explosions of
chikungunya.

you can even see the brave aedes aegypt soldiers respawn pools on the pic

but we got some beaches and bitches

>pretty comfy

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The likelihood of another advanced civilization in our galaxy is impossible, there is no chance of it.
Sad but true.

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>>34094724
>>34094724
>>what now?
go about our business

>>34094724
Chad will start fucking ayy lmaos and you maybe will get a lousy human gf

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>>34097629
now this is a neat scenario. just imagine we neets reeeeeeeing into oblivion seeing chads pound multiple procriation holes from ayy lmaos roasties

cant wait for the FILTHY SPACE WHORES threads desu