wiII someone pIease be my friend

>>34093261
I haven't the emotional availability to be your friend, but I will think fondly of you

>>34093261
Sure anon.

Search for Lord Kvlt on Steam, assuming you have one.

>>34093261
here for u anon, what's up?

>>34093334
i'll make an account, are there free games?

>>34093344
nothing just went to mcdonalds and got a big breakfast

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>>34093261
Hey man, what's up? I'll be your friend.

>>34093371
ay waht u get? I usually get a breakfast wrap and a shit tonne of hashbrowns

>>34093261
No one will ever be your friend.

All "friends" you meet online have 0 investment or interest in you through no fault of their own.

You will never be capable of human contact without simultaneously repelling all meaningful interaction.

You should probably just kill yourself.

>>34093382
hello

>>34093390
hotcakes with double hashbrowns and a hot chocolate

>>34093427
nice senpai, where you from, I am britboi

>>34093371
Yes, there are plenty of freebies

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>>34093427
Are you a neet? What do you usually do?

>>34093454
cali

>>34093519
yes, autismbux. I occasionally help out at the retirement center for scraps, they know me.

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>>34093552
How old are you? Do you know anyone else your age?

And what do you do in your free time? Are you a weeb? Play games? Tell me something about yourself, anon.

>>34093261
I might be your friend, but you need to give me your application first
What do you have to offer