ITT: TIMES YOU BTFO'D ROASTIES

>>34089695
>6'' long and 3'' thick
hahahahahahahah. Dicklet.

It's not completely sad to share a story like this. What is ultimately pathetic is that you felt the need to title it "BTFOing a roastie".
Kill yourself, you insecure, sheep, pathetic loser.

>3 inches thick

My god i hope thats not circumference you are talking about, that is way below average

>>34089695
Where was she BTFO?

The only person who got "BTFO" was you, you insecure faggot

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Here's OP getting BTFO

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>>34089695
>tfw no qt female doctor to laugh at my below average dick

I hate to break it to you, OP, but anything below 7"-8" is essentially dicklet-tier.

>>34089930
I hate to break ti to you, anon, but anything bellow the belt is essentially bravelet-tier.

>>34089816
Well it's obviously not going to be diameter. That would be grim.

>>34089695
So, to be clear: you got laughed at for having a small dick, and then a year later (after which time she'd probably forgotten you, having seen thousands of patients in between) you decided to show a female doctor your erect penis? She almost certainly thought you were a teenage virgin who gets hard at everything or a literal fucking pervert.

Remind me, how exactly was she 'blown the fuck out'?

>freshman year of college
>it's my birthday so we go to a party, go with a bro I've known since six grade
>group of about 4-5 roasties tag along cause we have a car
>one girl from the group was actually a bro so that's the only reason the group came along
>at the party, really packed house so we go outside and smoke weed
When I get high I usually like to relax and be quiet, bro knows this but roasties don't.
>roastie tries talking to me
>"hey anon happy birthday!"
>"thanks you too"
>"you too? It's not my birthday anon you're so funny! Are you fucked up?"
>"nah"
>"have you been drinking?"
>"I don't drink"
>"are you high?"
>"yeah lol"
>"I'm SOOO fucked up right now! Do you want to make out?"
I was offended that this whole would try to ruin my high and my chill by wanting to kiss me. I JUST WANT TO BE HIGH.
>"lol wtf? Nah I'm good"
>bro next to me was overhearing and starts laughing his ass off at roastie getting rejected
>we share a good laugh
>meanwhile roastie is crying and being comforted by other roasties and later spends the rest of the party hooking up with other guys and stating me trying to get me jealous.
I hate women like that and I'm pretty good looking so I make it my duty to crush women in any way I can. If it's flat-out rejecting them or leading them and then ghosting out or telling boyfriends of the roasties that they're girls want me and send screenshots. I want the degeneracy to stop and since it won't then I won't stop hurting women emotionally until my looks fade and when they do I'll be a happy old man who had a fulfilling life and I'll die in peace.

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>>34089695
>things that never happened

this comment is originale fuck u /r9k/

>>34090108
>didn't get to make out with a girl
>LOL LE ROASTEY BTFO xD

right

>>34089695

Definitely not #teamCrusher

>>34089906
Didn't the Ottomans legalize homosex in 1858?
why are they still having pride parades?

>>34090103
ok pal, lets pretend op isnt a lying faggot.
you think a doctor that specializes in human anatomy, sees dicks every day would think a flaccid benis is funny? op is some sick small penis humiliation fetishist.

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lol dicklets are so funny.

>>34090149
I think you missed the point. It's not that he didn't get to, it's that he didn't want to and wasn't interested. Usually women control when sex or anything sexual or even just making out occurs but in this scenario she was powerless. That's why roastie got btfo'd.

>>34089913
This is all I want. Some cute medical professional to smugly and passive aggressively bully my pathetic cock.

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>Want to join the army
>have to go to through physical examination
>young cute doctor
>she comments on how small I am (5'5..)
>have to get balls checked
>take pants and underwear off
>she looks at my flaccid 1.6" dick
>smirks a little and I am embarrassed
>she has has to touch my balls to check them
> she touches my balls
>I get hard(7+x5")
>her mouth drops and I ask her "something wrong?"
>I put my clothes on and she stutters "y-you can go out"
Roastie btfo'd

>>34090108
>>34090327

>this is totally what happened, it's just his delusional side of the story

stacy rejected op

>>34090568
Yeah, I mean I'll believe it. What's the harm of not believing it?

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>>34089695
Damn OP you sure as shit showed her

>>34089695
3 inches thick kek.

>>34090949
Is this for rolling?

>>34090949
oh gimme a nein pls

>>34090949
trips trips trips, nothing less

>>34090949
Fuck this rabbbittt

>>34090949
rollerino duderino

>>34089695
>only 6" long

>>34090949
gimma good deek bune

I like to eat peanuts, hehe!

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>>34089695
>start pursuing roastie who is obviously interested
>hang out a few times
>she thinks its funny to turn me on and refuse to finish the job
>tells me she likes the power over me after blowing me for 30seconds then getting dressed and leaving
>invite her out to dinner
>dont pay
>i suggest we go back to my place and bang
After she rubs my dick and says she wants to give me road head
>realize she is just using me on some power trip game of hers and she has no intention of actually following through, just wants to KNOW i want her so ill keep feeding her attention
>say "you know what? Youre not really hot enough for me to put up with this lololol"
>she was VERY insecure but very attractive (late bloomer)
>she stumbles over herself "w-what??? Why would you say something like thatt?? Just let me suck you off?!?"
>reply "naah im just not feeling it anymore, i dont think i want to waste my time on you anymore."
>her in tears now "no no im sorry i cockteased you earlier i really really like you! Why dont we go back to your place and you can take me. Please."
>Im puzzled and really horny, but have to fight this degeneracy and put this stacy in her fucking place
>"stacy, what do you want out of this...." i say
>"i d-dont know anon.. i-i really like you a-and i-" she replied, but mid reply i just cut her off
>"you know what i want? I want you to get the fuck out of my car."
>"w-wha?!?!"
>i just stare with a shiteating grin as tears well up in her eyes and she looks at me in disbelief
>"get out! See ya never!"
>she gets out crying and i just drive by her slowly laughing

Mess with the bull, get the horns.

>>34090949
what would quads be

>>34090170
Sadly, the Ottomans failed to conquer Earth.

>>34089758
I hate this meme. My chad friend is a 5,6 incher and he still gets pussy.

>>34092238
hell yes brother.
dick that cunt down.
who gives a fuck.

>>34090949
I SUMMON THE TRIPS OF DICK

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>>34091472
I cringed
No way this wasn't typed by underage

>>34090949
I wonder what this is for

>>34090949
Kkkkk boiiiii
Okey

>>34090949
Verify my penis please

>>34090108
I know what you mean. A normie trying to do good.
Me too

I've been doing this since I was a child

>playing in the sand as a kid
>gypsie walks up to me
>"do you like her?"
>look at the gypsies and say "no"
>"f-fucking asshole!" and walks away

>>34091472
haha yea me too bro!!

>>34090949

roll bunny penis

>>34089695
You've never heard of someone gasping at someone being so socially retarded they think it's okay to purposefully get erect to show the doctor?

>>34090108
>I hate women like that and I'm pretty good looking so I make it my duty to crush women in any way I can

Doing god's work pham

>>34090949
Trips

hjdjwiw8wijdhd

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>>34090949
She knows


get ready to ride the cock carousel niggers

>>34093831
ayy

>>34090949
rolling to show off my big penis

>>34089913
>tfw no qt female doctor to admire my 7 inch dick

Do female nurses ever jerk off the patients?

>>34090108
Are you me, I lived a similar story

>>34089906
he died btw