>tfw too pure to drink beer

>tfw too pure to speak with blacks,

>>34085866
>tfw drinking pure beer

>>34085866
>beer
>barely any taste
>tastes like feint salty bread water

>>34086151
stop drinking american beer

>tfw too pure to watch porn

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>tfw too pure to be pure

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>>34086151
this.
I tried practically every beer.
they all fucking suck.
I'll never get the appeal

>>34088221
There are literally tens of thousands of beer brands, and there are kinds of beer other than lager. Try ale, it has much more flavour. Stout also.

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>>34085866
Beer is nature's piss. Weed is nature's pubes. Don't be a faggioli

>>34088221
not sure if its a culture thing or because its cheap. i doubt anyone actually likes the taste of beer. i think with a lot of people they will drink it because its a norm, you know they grow up seeing there dads drinking it so they get into it. other people drink it because its cheap. i sometimes buy beer because its cheap and i want to get drunk.

>>34088176
>tfw too pure to watch real porn