what is the weirdest place you've ever fapped inn?

Nowhere weird, but I once orgasmed by humping a wall.

>>34083143
In the living room watching a movie with my family... I wish this wasn't true. I don't think they knew for sure what I was doing, but I think they all made a safe guess.

Behind the Sandwich Bar in a Subway while I was waiting for someone to serve. I try and get my jizz in the marinara sauce for the meatball subs because nobody can tell that way.

>>34083172
This is obvious bait let's wait for the fatbot to be immediately triggered.

I vaguely remember jacking off in my neighbor's garden one summer when I was 12 and they weren't at home.. I was weird as fuck, no wonder I have no friends

I gave a "friend" of mine a handjob in church once as a teenager. Didn't get caught.

He was an asshole and I hated his guts. I still do. He wasn't even that attractive, really. I don't know why I did it.

Basement storage room for a building I used to work in. I got a hour break so I would get this swimsuit magazine that I stashed in the room and cum all over my self. I was a porter so I smelled like sweat and garbage so a little cum stink wasn't a killer.

On a small island

>>34083143
fapped next to brother who was asleep in the same bed as me at a hotel

fapped next to my best friend in my own bed while he was awake

Principal's office

in the living room, while my dad was asleep on the couch

The bed my mom slept in when she was a kid
I had nowhere else to go

>>34083143
not a degenerate only jerk it in my room

>>34083143
On the bus.

a public park at night. i don't think anybody's ever noticed

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>he got out of his home for a time long enough to jack off

>>34083143
me once did in moms room

me think is gross

>>34084519
Naturefaps are the best

>>34084552
there was something exhilirating about it. i'm not even an exhibitionist, i think it had something to do with the fresh air and breaking the law.

The locker rooms are my college's gym now have private stalls, so...

In the middle of class

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Not even joking on the front porch of my house in a culdesac in broad daylight. I was 15 and super horny. It was cold outside so i had a large coat on and i just fapped underneath my coat. Someone probavly saw because it took me like half an hour because i was addicted to porn. I didnt have the keys to my house so i waited for my mom to get home with cum in my hands/coat for like an hour.

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>>34083143
I always fap at my workplace.
Feels good desu

Wanked it in my math class during 6th grade. There was a Hispanic girl in the front of me who always took her shoes off and wore gold nail polish. One day a student complains about a Jizz smell and another time I got called on when my hand was in my pants.

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>dad's basement (mold, trash, rats)
>dads garage (carpentry refuse)
>shared apartment garage for nearly a year always past midnight
I fapped even in -10 degree weather. I love my slav genetics, I swear it makes me harder to fap in the cold.
>under a bridge by the river at 10am on a Monday, behind a boulder
when I was done I realized there was some Stacey on the far bank staring at me

>>34084595
I think I may have fapped during a class before but I'm not sure if I'm repressing it or not

>>34083143
I climbed to the top of a large tree at the park and fapped and shot the cum to the ground near a bench

>>34083143
Public bathroom-box in a park, it was dirty as fuck, the worst kept bathroom I've ever seen in my life, but I still did it.

>>34085082
I've done this too but I don't think I've ever finished
I've had wet dreams while sleeping in class, though. It's always quite a shock to wake up from those.

Grandparents house in the room/bed where my great uncle died

>>34084635
why didnt you just wipe it on something

>>34083143
A forest by my old apartment complex. It was okay/10

I used to act in plays in middle school in this shitty art house/museum type thing. The stage was tiny and didn't really have a back stage. I had to wait in the kitchen between scenes and there was one play where I was only one in there for like 20 minutes so I'd jack it during the performance every night.

In a tiny icecream parlor's employee bathroom. My co-worker was an extremely mediocre looking female sperg but she smelled nice and having sex with her was something believable enough for me to fap to.

Didn't wash my hands but ran the tap to act like I did kek

A public toilet by a pool in Crete

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In the woods near my fater house, at night a passage front a small waterfall.

I did it like three times because i had no privacy back then. Good times

in class lol
I think the teacher might've caught me but she stared at me and then looked away

ferry to tallinn

>>34085485
kek
orgigigno

In Hs I once fapped in the bathroom in between class. I did it as a challenge set bymyself to see if I can cum under a time limit and under pressure.

>>34083143
In a house I broke into. I saw a pictured of their daughter and wanted to desecrate it with my semen.

>>34083143
ur mums mouth

school wc after having a boner from my crush

>>34086433
Ahhh, I missed this place.

in math class, in 4th grade. not sure if it counts tho, i didn't even produce cum back then

>>34083143
School library. It was in the afternoon when there's nobody around.

probably in my asshoIe

in a hospital bed in a room with 5 other patients

>>34083172
Are you serious? I fucking get the meatball marinara almost 2 times a day what is wrong with you I'm never going to subway again!

I've fapped in weird places
>Edged in class
>Public parks and beaches

But by far the worst
>Grandmas bed

(Im sorry)

room of ship when i was traveling around
i was so boner at that age

one time in a bus while watching the tits of the person two seats ahead (window reflection)
once on the train
one time in the middle of a busy road at night (stimulant fuelled exhibitionism)
one time in the woods completely naked

ama
im also very experienced in edging/fetishes/fapping techniques and anal orgasms

>>34083143
>mcdonalds bathroom 3 times in a row at 3 am

>>34083143

Bathroom on the sixth hole of a golf course I used to work at

>>34083143
Back of a parcel truck.

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In a bathroom stall at my uni. Took me about an hour to climax while being sporadically interrupted by men shitting their guts out.

>mfw didn't give a fuck

>>34088952
Did the 5 other patients join in on the fapping or were they just present?

In a movie theater while watching finding nemo. I was a horny child

>sleep over at friends house
>i'm sleeping on a futon next to his bed
>try to fall asleep
>friend thinks i'm asleep
>starts fapping in his bed
>he thinks i'm asleep
>i don't say anything

was really weird, was when i was 15 or so. i've never fapped in a weird place because of how uncomfortable that situation made me.

Gas station in North Carolina and in a science class once, I was wearing a toga for spirit week so no one could tell I think.

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>>34083143
>mfw took part in an actual circlejerk when I was 15

>>34090759
What were you guys beating it to?

>>34090809
Imagination. We wanted to see who would cum first

>>34090837
Must have been fantastic. Did you win?

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>>34090866
I was second to last, was the best part of our class trip desu
>mfw started throwing tissues soaked in our cum at girls

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School through my pants during class when I was 9 or 10.
Wasn't even old enough to realise I was falling I just did it alot. Thankfully no one noticed

>>34091077
Fapping*
Being a mobilefag is hard work

>>34083143
Three NYEs ago I was at my crush's house and nearly everyone was on MDMA or something else. I was super horny and we were in bed together just talking. When he left I locked the door, masturbated in his bed and wiped away all the shlick with his blanket.
Until this day I have no idea if he noticed it or not and slept with my cum on his sheets for who knows how long.