ITT: We post feels stories which will make /r/4chan
>>34079597
I know it's literally Facebook tier but this really gets to me
>at mall trying to get shopping done
>suddenly a midget pushing a wheelbarrow full of bread rolls turns the corner
>wat
>reflexively smile at the sight of such an odd scene
>midget locks eyes with me and smiles
>he stops as he gets to me and puts the wheelbarrow down and wipes sweat off his brow
>"no croissants today boss"
>puts his hand out like he wants to shake hands
>shake hands, he has a powerful grip
>"good job" comes out of my mouth
>he smiles and laughs
>"and a good day to you too!"
>waddles off with the wheelbarrow of bread rolls
>stand there wondering if I've lost it
>suddenly mall security comes sprinting around the corner
>later see the midget out in the parking lot all bloody, pushed against the hood of a police cruiser
>bread rolls are everywhere, seagulls eating them up
>officer says to his partner "never seen anything like it"
>look at midget
>he locks eyes with me
>never have I seen such pain
>burst into treats
one time I peepeed haha peepee vagina hehe :^)
>>34080783Explain it, I don't get it
>>34080945
You shared a beautiful moment...the police can never take that away.
>>34081059
LMAO HOLY SHIT 10/10
>>34081059
>PEEPEE VAGINA
KEKE
>>34081059
is this loss?oraodig
>>34080783
>tfw had a moment like that with my friend before the friendship ended
>tfw you wish he actually died rather than just stopped trying so you could make yourself think the friendship would have lasted longer
It's an abstract feel.
>>34081061
I think the red fish is dead and everything other than the last 2 panels is either a flashback or an outright daydream of the blue fish of what a conversation would be.
>>34080945
I don't .. wat