>get drunk with father
>we start having deeper conversations
>start to talk about my mother
>"well- you know your mother- never mind"
>"i promised your mother i wouldn't tell you"
>w-what?
>"she'll tell you once you're 21 or something"
What the fuck does this mean? I know I'm not adopted 30000%, they're divorced too. I seriously can't figure this out, did anyone else experience something similar?
>>34076182
you should have pressed him and pressed him unitl he told you ya baka
Pressure him. Ask her
>>34076286
>>34076291
I really really really tried anons, nothing outta him.
how old are you? i've never experienced anything like this, but most scenarios i can think up would have the parents wait til you're 18 an legally an adult rather than 21
>>34076333
Your parents are probably talking about it right now. I think if you keep asking them about it they'll tell you! :)
>>34076423
Turning 19 in a month, this happened around 2 years ago though, I ask every year and same answer.
>>34076182
He's probably not your real father and she fucked another dude and had you.
I know that feel op.
once I became an adult and started drinking with my pops I learned all kinds of gnarly shit about my family.
I never learned how much he loved me until he told me certain things, and he only told me because he was drunk.
but by that age it's too late to really bond as father and son. best that can be hoped for is friends.
sorry dad
>>34076182
You're actually an alien child who was left on your parents door step long ago
Inside of your carriage, they found a strange device with a note saying to give it to you when you turn 21. This device once used by the person it was designed for at the right time will send a signal to the mothership to return to Earth for phase 2 of the Glorklork takeover.
>>34076490
I'm sure I'm their kids, I have extremely similar features from both my parents.
>>34076182
my mom told me i have a half brother somewhere who ive never met around the time i turned 18
>>34076464
Wierd...well you better hope it's something like your parents are filthy fucking rich and just haven't told you yet
>>34076182
You dad and mom are the same person. And you'll awaken as a genderswapping succubus once you are 21.
>>34076533
maybe your mum just had a type
seriously though it might just be something harmless like there is a reason for their divorce different from what they told you or sth
>>34076182
Your mom cheated on your dad,
Or your dad was abusive... the latter would be more visible to you so the former is more likely... /thread
She probably cheated on him and got divorced because of it. Didn't want to tell you to turn you against mom or something to that effect, especially if she got custody. Usually the case in these sorts of situations.
>>34076533
your mom probably fucked someone similar to her husband
other possibilities besides the cuck theory:
>your mom was a pornstar
>she's a felon
>she's related to some evil historical figure
Kay. First of all anon ignore the 21. That is a dodge to drop the question.
Second, it has nothing to do with you because it's about your mother doing something that angered your dad enough to drop a little hint about it to spite the bitch.
So here's the translation according to my expert analysis.
Heh, you know anon, there's something about your mother... Wait, I can't say it. I promised her I wouldnt because she's afraid of how this will change your opinion of her. Anyways, new topic.
Well, that's my theory. I was raised by a mother with BPD and drug addictions, a stepfather with brain damage, and my biological dad is a literal robot turned failed normie who got cucked by an insane predatory bitch and never dated or remarried afterwards and has been living with his mother over 20 years from that point. I've learned to decode cryptic mind fuck shit like this.