When a girl says she likes "alternative" guys, she

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>>34075875
>omg he's like so alternative and underground
>he listens to Tame Impala instead of Maroon 5

when I say I want an alt bf
it means I want a twink who will let me play with his cute little butt and dress up with me in anime gear

but alt rock chad will do

>>34075952
OP was talking about actual girls, not "girls" with y-chromosome baggage

>>34075875
Does posting this type of thread really make you feel better?

>>34075964
>implying you know shit about me

keep treating every girl like some weirdo pervy dude. that'll get you a gf in no time buddy.

>>34075875
Oh, thanks for the advice, I guess.

I mean I'm thirty fucking two, but should I ever find myself back in 2001 when "alternative" was a thing, I'll be sure to thank you.

>>34076005
Hi, Christian.

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>>34075986
>dude you act this way online you must act this way IRL lmao
1.) you're not a girl
2.) only tumblreddit tranny tourists believe this meme

>>34075875
>women like good looking men
no shit

>>34075928
Technically bands like Oasis and Coldplay come under "alternative"

>>34075928
Redpill me on Tame Impala. I only recently heard about it from some whore and just assumed it was "non-mainstream" mainstream pop music that only has a guitar and the same high-pitched voals.

>>34076434
I actually like it, but it's definitely not underground. Nothing wrong with liking normie pop music, I just hate how some of them act like it's "totes underground you've probably never heard of it before" when each of their videos has like 1+ mil views

>>34075875
wait it was about music?
I always assumed it was some sexual thing

I've never heard a woman use the phrase "alternative guys". Are you sure you know women OP?

>>34075875
not true, i like
>dark circles
>faint acne
>chubby
>neet
>/mu/ tier music is absolute must
>speedrunner

t.fembot

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>>34076574
Fit all of these except for the last one, also im not short

be my gf now

>>34076605
post your chart

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>>34076574
>fembot
so pretty much this is you irl?

>>34076528
>I've never heard a woman use the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but im sure one has somewhere and I just wasn't around to hear it.

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>>34076630
>post your chart
I don't have one and I'm the last autist who refuses to make one

>>34076665
so you're embarrassed of your trash taste

i see i c

>>34076574
Dark circles are very attractive on guys

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>>34076697
Nope, I just have no friends and don't socialize with anyone online so I have no need to seek validation for my tastes

>>34076700
Ok then be my gf if this other tardbarrow is too pretentious to even breathe on me

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>>34075875
>tfw you will never find a girl who likes black metal

>>34076574
I have dark circles and /mu/-tier taste, fail at all other aspects though, shit

>>34076630
Post your chart pls, I'm interested in what a /mu/ fembot listens to.
I'll also post mine then

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>>34076772
There's plenty of girls that like black metal but they are either those fanatical metalheads that only date other metalheads and only do metalhead stuff (like a cult basically) or those who, in the end, go for Xadthur McFrozen

>>34076574
mu tier music is fucking garbage

>>34076748
i don't have any friends online irl

i don't communicate with anyone online or irl (other than close family) except for this website and i don't care to

that said i still think making charts is a nice and aesthetically pleasing way to organize your favorites

it has nothing to do with seeking validation. it's actually quite potent that you'd think it would somehow involve validation

p.s. i'm not even the girl you're trying to make your gf because as i said i don't have any interest in maintaining relationships with people

>>34076831
i'm not a girl

and no

>>34076630
>post your chart
what that mean,
some meme?

>>34076574
no you don't you want tall muscle Chad like everyone else

>>34076886
soc cancer that spreads to this place occasionally

>>34076864
I use to be like you anon,
I still am but I use to also.

>>34076574
>/mu/tier music taste

Post your chart then fembot, I don't believe you

>>34076864
>i'm not a girl
That armchair psychology almost fooled me, lmao. I keep a mental list of my "favorites" because I'm not a normalfag who fills his head up with useless memes or celebrity movie shit

"aesthetics" are better served in the IRL 3d meatspace; I might not be a normalfag but I'm not some junkie-tier /mu/tant who lives in a studio apartment with a cement floor, a mattress, and a laptop full of "dank vaporwave aesthetic memes bro"

>>34076854
'/mu/-tier' is too vague to really mean much other than a general interest in "underground" music.

to what extent that's realized and a person explores on their own terms is entirely unspecified

>>34076895
how are charts /soc/ tier

are you retarded

>>34076910
what do you mean by this

>>34076924

>"aesthetics" are better served in the IRL 3d meatspace; I might not be a normalfag but I'm not some junkie-tier /mu/tant who lives in a studio apartment with a cement floor, a mattress, and a laptop full of "dank vaporwave aesthetic memes bro"

What the fuck does that even mean?

>>34076996
>What the fuck does that even mean?
Its pretty self explanatory, can you read?

>>34076930
literally started in soc theres always a thread up
go post there you vapid whore
also "underground" music is garbage you listen to because it makes you feel like a special snowflake
get the fuck out of here roastie

>>34077028
hey
you're being mean

>>34077028
There isn't any thread about this on soc.
And 'underground' music is music I listen to because I enjoy it, why else would I listen to music. Also no rostie has posted in this thread recently

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>dude how do you remember what your favorite music is without having made up a chart of all your favorite artists and albums, c'mon

really

>>34076924
>I keep a mental list of my "favorites" because I'm not a normalfag who fills his head up with useless memes or celebrity movie shit
>everyone that does something remotely different than me is a normie!
holy shit you did it again

my interests are incredibly narrow and don't include celebrities or any media outside of music. i don't even read or watch the news.

also the word aesthetics has a very broad range of applications that extend beyond 3d and vaporwaves memes

you sound dumb

>>34077072
Wow bro you're super hardcore /mu/tant and way more underground than any of us, how can we even compare to someone so patrician?

maybe you should go the fuck back to where you came from, we're all way too pedestrian for you
>>>/mu/

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>>34075875
She wants tattooed edgy chad.

I remember recently listening to emo music,
not what I was expecting actually.

>>34077028
holy shit lol

>>34077071
you're not considering the applications because you just want to be a contrarian meme

charts don't have to track the development of your taste, illustrate how they change month to month, year to year, etc.

additionally you can make charts particular to genres and regions of the globe

you're thinking hard on how to be a contrarian meme in all aspects and not much else

>>34077094
where did i imply that

why are you posting when you've so little to say

>>34077136
*charts don't have to just show favorites. charts can track the development of your tastes

>>34077020

No, explain it you FAGGOT.

>>34075875
>most female "metalheads" listen to this shitty metalcore music w/ generic HxC drumbeats and high shrieks for vocals
>most people who claim to enjoy EDM listen to either dubstep, trance, or electro-house aka nothing decent
It's a sad truth, really. Try finding a girl who's into industrial, gabber, or aggrotech. Most of them are more dangerous than you.

>>34077201
You sound like a pretentious faggot. I hope, you njoi your virginity you sad dinosaur loving faggot.

>>34077115
>>34075875
This
These are just Chads who like rock and have tattoos
For metal, its a Chad with long hair
You can't escape the fucking cycle

>>34076480
>when each of their videos has like 1+ mil views
thats not that much

>>34077225
not him but there's nothing wrong with being pretentious

the world could do with more pretentious people, people who took their interests seriously and gave a shit instead of buying into lol so ironically nihilistic post-modern apathy bullshit

>>34076501
The music is only a sideflavor, but the looks matter
Do you think Thom Yorke gets more pussy than Adam Levine? Of course fucking not

>>34077236
Correctomundo amigo

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>>34075875
>industrial, gabber, or aggrotech

>>34077285
yeah I dont know who either or those are.

>>34076772
They do exist, but they all either fantasize about Dead while going for Chad with long hair

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tfw guy on the right gets insane amounts of qt hipster girl pussy

>>34077308
Thom Yorke is the vocalist of Radiohead and while he makes good music, he's fucking ugly, but he's rich at least
Adam Levine makes shitty pop music but he's Chad so he definetly gets laid, plus he's really rich

>>34077274
There's plenty wrong with being pretentious. There's liking and enjoying things and being a complete prick. Most of the pretentious music fags I've met have shitty lives so they enforce their dominance of an obscure genre of music, to feel superior at something. Usually these faggots have some dead end job where they get yelled at by their manager, so obscure trivia and knowledge is all they have. That and smoking weed when they get done getting ass raped.

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>>34077447
Damn son! SNASH THAT MUTHA FUCKIN LIKE BUTTON BECAUSE THATS SOME REAL NIGGA SHIT SON!!!!!!

>>34077447
being pretentious =/= being daft and arrogant

there's nothing wrong with pretention itself.

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>>34077274
How does it feel being a massive fucking faggot?

>>34077172
>No, explain it you FAGGOT.
nah you can read

>>34076325
>Coldplay
ayy lmao that's my guilty pleasure normie indulgence tho

>>34077225
>settling for subpar music just to get laid
You're pathetic.

>>34077305
You appear to have quoted the wrong post. What's so funny about those genres, m8? You think it's not good enough for your roastie whore friends because most of their respective DJs don't have 1M+ monthly listeners on Spotify?

>>34077274
Does your asshole bleed after they're done with your boipucci? Do you wear a diaper or does your shit fall out?

>>34077588
i don't know how i'm supposed to respond to this

>>34077447
>Most of the pretentious music fags I've met have shitty lives so they enforce their dominance of an obscure genre of music, to feel superior at something. Usually these faggots have some dead end job where they get yelled at by their manager, so obscure trivia and knowledge is all they have. That and smoking weed when they get done getting ass raped.
slammed

>>34077643
track the poster down,
sneak into his room while he is sleeping
and then suck his dick
that will show him.

>>34077274
I bet you fap to trap porn.

>>34075875
>when women say they likes X guys, they mean X guys who are good looking
What's the problem? Besides music taste is a shallow thing to care about anyway.

>>34077637
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>>34077666
why are you people responding to me

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>>34077274
>"anon what are you doing?"
>nothing mom!
>"okay honey keep it down you're shitposting too loud, I made chicken trendies for my big boy so behave!"
>thanks mom, I will!
*shitpost quieter*

>>34077737
>>34077695
>>34077666
>>34077662
>>34077648
>>34077637
>>34077588
>>34077523
>>34077447
Thanks for posting in this thread. I had a hearty kek

>>34077737
what do you hope to achieve with this

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>>34077695
Because you're a shit stain and the reason why people hate "music" snobs, also you're a cock loving faggot.

>>34077833
>the reason people hate "music" snobs
how so

>>34077523
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>>34077833
a lot of samefag going on here

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>>34077274
>hello I'm anon and this is mtv cribs
>here is my studio apartment, I don't get a lot of action but I have a sweet music collection
>here's my obscure record that has shit production values
>lets open my fridge
>yeah that's right, I only have Diet Coke and chicken tenders in the fridge.
>oh yeah don't forget my top shelf hidden valley ranch
>lady on the tour is my skull bong with gold flakes

>>34077946
the filenames are giving you away

that said i really appreciate that image. she has nice thighs.

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My current crushes

I used to like alt makeup wearing Emo guys but grew out of it

>>34076434
Currents is their only good album. Everything else sounds like the drug days of the Beatles. Currents is amazing though. Very pleasant listening.

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>>34078742
>currents is their only good album
Nigger did you not listen to Lonerism? That is literally r9ks album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE_P8x3GPTY
you are pretty much a normie leave