WHY THE FUCK DOES MY TUMMY HURT??????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34074481
Stop eating so much cum

have you taken your medication today?

>>34074503
IVE NEVER EATEN CUM IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
REEEEEEEE
>>34074528
I HAVE

Tell us what you ate

>>34074481
Probably diarrhea, that's what it usually is for me. You should probably try to eat more salad and shit if you can.

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>>34074481
You're not even close to the zenith of the pain that is soon to come.

>>34074779
joghurt, oats and salmon and some kind of nuts
>>34074806
thank you for your suggestion

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My mom went to the eye doctor today and they told her she had diabetes and would go blind. I'll have to start making my own chicken tendies

>>34074939
if i were you id be worried about getting diabetes myself

>>34074481

smoke the herbal Jew

>>34074481
Have you been drinking water? That may help you a little bit anon

>>34075190
i guess it helped, thanks
anon
it no longer hurts
praise kek and all the lovely anons for answering

>>34074895
Yogurt, oats, and salmon? And nuts? What kind of a fucking meal is that? Was the salmon grilled? Poached? Did you eat dry whole oats?

>>34074892
>tfw no alien gf to impregnate