>Become a cute girl >Date a cute girl Pick one and only one.

>>34073561
become a cute girl so i can service all the thirsty robots on this board

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>>34073561
become a cute girl and get a cute robot bf

>tfw no qt robot bf

>>34073620
>>34073658
only top lads would think this way, saving us from loneliness.

>>34073658
This is true only robot answer

Become a cute girl. If I date a cute girl, there's no guarantee the relationship will last. If I become a cute girl, I can definitely have a long-lasting relationship because guys become more infatuated than girls do.

Become a cute girl. It is my only wish.

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>>34073620
>>34073658
im cute but im fat

drop below 160lbs then start doing squats and come see me

>>34073818
>drop below 160lbs then start doing squats and come see me

done, I weigh 105 pounds
what is the purpose of squats though

>>34073561
Neither, i'm fine the way i am

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>>34073849
to get a booty

>>34073863
It's okay to cry, anon.

>>34073891
no one is denying that

>>34073561
>Pick one and only one.
become a cute girl obviously

there is nothing I want more in my life than to be cute and pretty and be treated as such

Become...
...
Not even for sex, or anything, really, and I'm sorry but I don't think I'd be one of those kind souls who would help out robots, but just... Ugh, dunno.

>>34073978
Why would you want to be a girl then? If it's not sexual or to fuck robots.

>>34074070
>If it's not sexual or to fuck robots.

do you think these really would be the two benefits to being a cute girl anon?

Women are treated better in almost every aspect of life

>>34074105
It's not even to be treated better, or hell, even to be cute, I dunno, just feels much more right or some gay shit like that.

>>34073561
Become a cute girl
why the FUCK would you want to date a girl? They have supreme power. If you want to date somebody with equal sensibilities, you've got to go gay. If you want to do things you hate, always be wrong, and be punished by not getting sex (the one thing women have to offer) when you don't jump through 100% of her hoops 100% of the time, be straight.

>>34074105
>Women are treated better in almost every aspect of life
Like what? Besides those two examples.

become a cute girl

obviously

this is what I want most of all

Date a qt, since that's what I'm doin right now and my life is pretty solid desu

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>>34074216
>Date a qt, since that's what I'm doin right now and my life is pretty solid desu
I would ask you to get off my board but I know that you won't

I just want you to know that I am thoroughly disgusted

option three: date a cute girl (male)

>>34073561
Become a cute girl. Life on easy mode.

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>become a cute girl
>become a star on youtube
>rake in money
>get gifts form beta orbiters
>live life on easy mode

>>34074741
>not giving that one fan the love of a lifetime

>>34073561
I choose to date a cute boy and make him feel like a girl

>>34073561
Neither. A cute girl would immediately cheat and leave me if I tried to date one and I don't want to he an emotional hormonal train wreck enslaved by Chad's dick so I wouldn't become a woman.
>>34073891
No it's not, you little bitch.

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>>34074502
>>34074941
I agree with these two, I would rather transform a cute boy into MY cute bf/gf and make sure they are NEVER sad again

>>34074276
Thanks, anon, that really means a lot to me :)

I really want to be a cute girl. It's painful. It makes me so sad.

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>>34073561
>>34073658
>become a cute girl and get a cute robot bf
I pick this, because this is actually what I did :)

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Not even trans and I'd become a cute girl (female), no contest. Getting a partner would be easier, the sex toys are plentiful, and I could orgasm as much as I want.
However, I'm a male so I'll just make do.

>>34075184
you aren't a girl and never will be

>>34075141
Why not become one?

>>34075257
Tell that to my bf :)

>>34075284
>Why not become one?
Because with modern medicine and science it is impossible to become a girl.

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>>34073561
>Become
>tfw trans
>tfw broad shoulders

>>34075312
>tfw narrow shoulders
>tfw hips wider than shoulders
feels good man

>>34073561
none of both to be quite honest :-)

>>34075312
I know that feel, but at least you can become a cute boy

>>34075298
Maybe impossible to be a biological one, but you can get pretty close (to the point where nobody can tell the difference). Why not make yourself happy and at least look cute? :)

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>>34073561
Become, please. Its all I want

>>34075727
>but you can get pretty close (to the point where nobody can tell the difference)
People can. I cannot.

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>>34075727
>(to the point where nobody can tell the difference)
but you'll know anon. you'll always know

>>34075830
then just be a cute guy

>>34075834
>>34075830
True. But I just consider myself a cute trap while the world treats me like a girl. Win-win!

>>34075856
I don't think you understand. I am an ugly person in general.

>>34075876
well being an ugly girl is better than being an ugly guy

>>34074216
>dating
Lmao this nigga getting cucked and he don't even know it.

>>34073561
If i restarted life? Obviously become a cute girl.

I assume I grow up in the same house so my family is nice and I'll become a non-vapid cunt.

And being qt basically gives you life on training wheels. Absolutely no effort required.

>>34075895
But trans are not girls.

>>34075872
oh that's what i do too, except i just consider myself a boy

>>34076022
well you'd be the closest thing

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>you will never be the tiny cute bottom in a lesbian relationship

>you will never be the male sub in a futa relationship

>>34075872
I did this, too. It may not be 100% the real thing, but I get every part of female privilege. I have orbiters buying me things and doing things for me, professors have bumped up my grade for me, and I've lost count how many free meals I've gotten.

Literally life on easy mode. I love it.

>>34076043
But they are not girls.

>>34073561
Become a cute girl.
Find some interesting weeb/robot, and run away with him.

>>34076098
yes I know. That's not the point. Society still treats passing trans as girls, meaning they get the benefits.

>>34073561
>tfw you had too much of a man face to succeed at the first option
how do i makke sure my robo bf never leaves me ever like more of a chance of him leaving if i locked him up in a basement???
i'd probably stalk him if he ever did leave desu..

>>34076115
>Society still treats passing trans as girls, meaning they get the benefits.
lol

>>34073561
>date a cute girl
I'm already a cute girl, I just need someone to lesbian with.

>>34076115
dame with non-passing. p much everyone pity passes irl.

>>34076478
The funniest thing about this response is that several of my orbiters are just like you. Yet they have no clue I'm trans and give me gifts and attention anyway.

>>34076624
>Yet they have no clue I'm trans
catfishing is not trans exclusive

you can do that shit as a boy

>>34076115
>passing
key word here, many arn't
so little are that it is statistically irrelevant.

>>34076690
Except I know them irl :P Plus those that I know online have seen what I looked like and know what I sound like.

And of course, being treated as a girl in daily life :)

>>34076758
using emoticons won't get rid of your penis

>>34076777
maybey it does
maybey if a tranny uses emoticons enough whatever pagan god they worship comes and chips their dick off.

>>34076777
I don't have a penis, though! 8^)

>>34076801
oh no

did you actually fall for the meme of surgically turning your penis into a gross sweaty flap

>>34076815
My bf likes it. I can wear cute underwear and go swimming. Good enough for me :)

>>34076825
>not wanting your penis bulge to show in cute bikini bottoms
fuck is wrong with you

>>34075727
>>34075856
>tfw ugly

>>34075895
lmao no

being ugly is the worst thing a person can be physically
even physically deformed/hideous people get at least sympathy kindness

attractive people have no fucking comprehension of what it actually means to be ugly

>>34076624
>orbiters
kys. i don't care what people say. this is how i know you're women. or at least you're just as evil as they are.

>>34076825
>unironically getting dick removal surgery
I agree with the other guy, what the literal fuck is wrong with you

The dick is the BEST part of a cute girl

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>>34073561
i would date a cute grill

>>34077290
>the dick is the best part of a cute girl
kill yourself please

>>34073561
fuck off nigr, both is the best answer

>>34077631
I'm not sure why you commented the way you did anon

You quoted what I said verbatim, but from the capitilization it's clear you didn't just highlight and quote my text, but actually retyped it. Why would you do that if you wanted to quote my post?

You are aware that if you highlight text in a post, or anywhere else on the site, then click on the number of a post, it would quote the highlighted text, right?

>>34073561
Become a cute girl.
Dating is only temporary and ez mode is too good to pass up.
I've thought being a cute girl would be nice ever since I played TERA, so it would be nice for that too.

>>34078150
yea i know that. but why does it matter i still got the point across?

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>>34073561
>become a cute girl and never have to work another day in my life while also having a loyal robot bf that I can misaki

Or

>stay a useless waste of human life and have a cute gf that will cheat on me after a few weeks

Gee I wonder which I should pick

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Are we talking transforming into a real woman or tranny shit?

If real: do >>34073658 which is the most patrician answer.

If tranny: die alone like i'm gonna anyways.

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>>34073561
So long as I could date the exact perfect mirror of my personality to accommodate me and appreciate me 100%, I would take the qt anime gf all the way. She'd have to be moe, etc.

Otherwise, I would become a qt anime girl and feel secure and happy living however I wanted.

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>>34073561
Become a cute girl, and then use my newfound cuteness to find other cute girls to do cute things with.

>>34078516
>yea i know that. but why does it matter i still got the point across?

I mean, sure, you still did get the point across, but you did it in an inefficient way. It wastes your time retyping.

>>34080176
i can't waste time cause my time is worthless

Whats some good anime games? comfy/waifu shit?

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>>34073561
>become a girl
literally who wouldnt want to get fucked till they get their eggs fertilized and give birth to a cute anons cute baby?

>>34080442
>Whats some good anime games? comfy/waifu shit?

Yume nikki
Comfy but not waifu shit

Touhou
comfy and waifu shit

Kantai collection
Waifu and shit

>>34080408
>i can't waste time cause my time is worthless

Even if your time is worthless retyping leads to corruption or loss of information from the original data, in this case your retyped version didn't retain the capitilization of best

So quoting produces a perfect copy of the quoted content for reference

It saves time and produced a higher quality reproduction than retyping so I don't see any benefit to your method of green texting even if your time is worthless

>be a girl
>some people think im cute
>a cute girl has a crush on me

>win

i dont think im a lesbian but i like cute girls & ugly boys

>>34081473
I doubt you like truly ugly boys

My face has made women scream in fear, you think you can handle my gaze?

>>34081503
Forgot to say i like my boys ugly & black. Or white sociopaths

>>34081614
>Forgot to say i like my boys ugly & black. Or white sociopaths
My dad frequently tells me that I look like Adam Lanza, is that good enough

Cute girl here (cis).

So the reason why you guys hate girls so much on /r9k/ is because you're secretly jealous of us? Hmm.

>>34081688
Shut the fuck up whore kill yourself

>>34082123
How has this never been those on here before?

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>date a cute girl
>then wake up

Oh.

>>34081688
There's a teenage, Canadian male behind this post.

Definitely become a cute girl.

become a cute girl
>life on easy mode
>but get all of the stupid shit that comes with being a girl
>doesn't specify if you keep your mind, nothing to keep you from becoming what you hated
date a qt girl
>date a qt
>conserve self
>but can get cucked
>doesn't specify to whose standarts she is qt
Interesting game, the only winning move is not to play.
I choose to clone myself, then the clone becomes a qt and I date that.

I want to be a cute girl. I want my daddy back :(

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>>34073561
Become and do enjo kosai and hostessing.

>>34082159
That didn't work out so well for Marky

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become a cute girl
>tfw starting hrt today

>>34082447
that's not gonna make u cute

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>>34082524
that's true

i think I'll do alright though, i've been mistaken for a girl my whole life

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>>34082447
>tfw live with semi socially conservative parents
>tfw too afraid to ask their opinion on HRT to even try

>>34082524
HRT alone won't but it's definitely a start

He has a lot of work ahead of him but I think he can do it!

>>34082709
i'm self medding
hoping to move out before i have to have either of their opinions on it

you might want to consider ordering whatever you need from india

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>>34082730
>becoming a hijra
lol

can you post a picture of the boxes please, are they fairly inconspicuous or do they say TITTY PILLS CORP right on top
how do you decide what meds need to be taken and what dosage and stuff you need to take without being prescribed, isn't that dangerous? or is the amount needed fairly standard for everyone?

>>34073561
Becoming a cute girl is the only logical choice

>>34073561
Date means nothing nowadays. Also if I become the girl I can live out my dress up fantasies.

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>>34073561
become the cute girl

>become a cute girl
>this enables me to get a cute gf

Win win.

>>34084769
I think lesbians are even rarer than gays though

women tend to be more sexually conservative purely because there's no reason for them not to be, they can easily get boyfriends

So finding a girl willing to date a boy who looks like a girl has to be pretty rare

>>34085007
I assumed you'd just become a girl but even so I'm used to no gf so its not like I'm in a rush.

I want to be a cute girl so I can be a nice mommy gf to a kind person because I have these feels of wanting to care for someone and girls hate me so why even bother

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>>34073561
Become a cute girl, because life would just becoming instant easymode.

>>34085017
>I assumed you'd just become a girl but even so I'm used to no gf so its not like I'm in a rush.
I assumed it meant tranny desu ne

Because that's what [passing] trannies do, they become cute girls

>>34085069
I guess. I probably wouldnt bother with it then. Too much effort and stigma.

>>34073658
but if all of us become girls so that we can help robots in need, there will no longer be any robots to help

>>34085095
Simple, if all of us are cute girls then we would get cute robot gfs instead of cute robot bfs