So you want a GF but you have no job, no apartment, no hobbies

>>34067594
yes pretty much it

>>34067594
that would be nice yeah

laci green looks like she'd enjoy a nice anal gape

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>mfw there are men who beat their wife/gf, and she stays around
>but apparently I don't "deserve" a gf according to some (inaccurate) strawman made up by a bored passive aggressive millennial

Really makesarino me thinkaroni

>>34067594
>small
Um, excuse you but I got out the ruler and established it is 'below average', thank you very much.

>>34067594
>no job,
I have one, not to mention am in my honours year in uni on a prestigious scholarship

>no apartment,
I have one


> no hobbies toake you look interesting,
writer, chess player

>no friends,
Fair enough

>your family hates you
I hate my dad and genuinely never want to see him again and it would bring me joy to forget about him entirely

>small penis
Nope, 22cm dick brah


I don't need a gf anyway because im asexual

it's worked before

>>34067594
Except I have a well paying job and house even. No friends though. Hobbies are gaming, no family and a small penis.

To be fair, you could apply this to most women.

>no job
>no apartment, must leech off male
>no hobbies or interests
>no friends, but possibly 50 male orbiters
>family might like her or might not
>small penis, they don't even have a penis, poor girls

I have a job, I have a great interest in music and how it's made, I have many acquaintances and 3 close friends, my family is apathetic toward me and my penis is slightly above average. Where is my gf?

>>34067729
How do you have a house and no friends? Are you the neighborhood weirdo?

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>>34067794
Well paying antisocial job. AKA anything in software.

>implying friends are needed for a house

Nigga it's just money.

You make a lot of -ist and -phobe assumptions there! Also gf only if she has giant cow tits and never talks, bascially I don't really want another person in my life but sex would be nice

>>34067824
living with friends is top tier though

>>34067594
I have a job, I have a house, I have too many hobbies to have time for, I have a small group of 4 other friends who all hang out with each other, my family loves me and my Penis is 9 inches

What now?

>>34067824
I want your life, how did you get your current job and what are your skills

I'm a Java/C#/Python newfag

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/ODs2_MfK06XFVGTTxRu50g/

get a life, holy shit

>>34067691
>>34067839
>22cm
>9 inches
Lmao this fucking board, you can't even tell the truth anonymously can you?

>>34067854
Pretty much and C++ / embedded systems.

Don't even know how I got this job I applied to a relatively big company in my area and got through it.

I'm paid average, slightly above maybe but I don't spend anything at all on clothes, food, beer or any of that normie shit. I just spend stuff on vidya and that's it. Got a sick mancave though.

>>34067594
>hobbies
I'm not sure thats recommended if you want a GF. I mean, if it's not an autistic hobby it might get a girl interested in you, but if you get into a relationship with her, in most cases it will become a problem.

>>34067824

I mean you're not friendly with neighbors?

>>34067594
I do have hobbies and friends!!

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>>34067867
No my Penis is legitimately 9 inches measured across the top..

>>34067824
>Well paying antisocial job. AKA anything in software.

>>34067922
>I'm paid average, slightly above maybe


So $52k a year?

>>34067922
Any degree or self-taught?

I've been self-teaching C++, python and Java, algorithms and design patterns, and also working on an indie game on the side, all that for about a year now, and in a few months when I'll finish my useless degree in another field I might have a try at a programming job.

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>>34067594
So you want to post on 4chan but you have no content, no evidence, no cool macro image toake the thread look interesting, no compelling argument, the community hates you, and you have a small penis

>>34067867
This. Stop measuring your dicks from the asshole.

>>34067653
>no one's entitled to love anon
>nobody owes you affection

>>34067972

Never seen them outside of me traveling to and from work. They never visited me or whatever.

>>34068011

Degree in Software Engineering, focused on embedded systems.

>>34068011

Not in burgerland but ~60k a year. Not adjusted for GDP difference etc etc.