ITT weird, nonsensical stuff you believed as a kid

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> Be me
> Be small child
> Begin to realize that bad guys are real and not just on movies.
> At dad's office one day, ask my older sister about real bad people.
> She was only ten or so, and thus names two people:
> Osama Bin Laden
> And Michael Jackson.
> Don't know who Michael Jackson is.
> This must've been around the trial, because she tells me that he hurts kids but doesn't really elaborate.
> Clearly just got this from mom, who obviously wouldn't tell a ten year old about raep
> I DO already know who Bin Laden is, so I make the connection that Michael Jackson is also an international terrorist being hunted by the govt.
> We happen to have a life-size cutout of Michael Jackson in the office storage (still don't know why).
> Sister pulls it out and I look into Michael Jackson's soulless, pale, skeletal face.
> Absolutely convinced Michael Jackson was in on 9/11 at this point.
> Grow up a little more, and hear people talking about how great his music is.
> mfw I lose faith in humanity before double digits because people listen to music made by a kid-killer.