authisthic things you do? >playing vidya rpg/general >make

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I create fake accounts on social media, dating sites by posting fake pictures, information, such and troll people. I do this when I am bored. I use those accounts seriously and, have made lots of friends on twitter, facebook. Infact, in real life I have no friends at all.

>>34066637
>try to sing along to japanese karaoke

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>>34066795
i visit my ex classmates normie book just to see how successful they are and how they have surpassed me by every possible way

>>34066637
When I'm going from the kitchen to my room I run down the hallway as fast as I can and pretend I'm a racecar and drift into my room.

>be me
>taking a shit after eating shit ton of burritos
>feels very spicy and good desu
>feel horny
>decide to masterbate while I am taking a shit
>decide to use vibrator
>leave toilet in the middle of shit
>take out vibrator from the drawer
>fuck myself in the ass while simultaneously shitting and vigorously masturbating
>cum buckets


I fucked up my vibrator, it was covered in entire shit but, hey I enjoyed it severely

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>>34066851
Even though I have a Masters degree in Software Engineering. I wouldn't consider myself successful because, I have a shitty job that pays good (75K a year + bonuses). What's the point if you don't enjoy your job? I am 27 year old and still a virgin and, meanwhile my fucking chad colleagues are making charms and fucking fresh pussy everyday. I can't blame the fact that I am a fucking manlet (5'8) and, look like a geek.