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How many robots here are voluntarily virgins?
I'm 6'3, somewhat attractive, physically fit, have decent facial aesthetics, bright green eyes with blue spots.
Almost everywhere I go women attempt small talk with me, whenever I have a job a coworker becomes somewhat obsessive with me. I've been courted by dozens and dozens of cute girls, have had multiple physically throw themselves onto me. 3 girls have held my erect penis (8x6) but I'm still a virgin.
For some reason I just feel uncomfortable with fucking a girl. I'm filled with self esteem issues but women come to me. It feels like I'm taking advantage of them, manipulating them or cheating something out of them. I'm an awkward train wreck but still women see me for my physical appearance and want the D.
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>>34059492
>I'm 6'3, somewhat attractive, physically fit, have decent facial aesthetics, bright green eyes with blue spots.
>whenever I have a job a coworker becomes somewhat obsessive with me.
No fucking wonder chad as long as you arnt Supporting the roastie menance then no problem.
Voluntarily virgin is masterrace anyways
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>>34059492
everyone who is a virgin is voluntary.
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>>34059534
wrong, most beta's here can't even get laid if they tried lol
girls go to the gym more than guys nowadays so if you lards even tried to rape a girl you'd probably be overpowered
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>>34059607
>girls go to the gym more than guys nowadays
Citation needed
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>>34059492
>5-10
>200 lbs
>cant keep a conversation
>19 soon be 20
>college dropout
>khv
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>>34059693
MY LIL' STUDY:
Going to the Gym:
Girls (yuck): 55
Boys: 53
Checkmate, faggot.
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>>34059716
>>>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""""""""""VOLUNTARY""""""""""""""""""
laffin rn baka
origami
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with this stupid ass robot
>not enough content
fuck your
originally
blocks
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>>34059607
>if they tried
Which they don't. Every single virgin on this board is a voluntary virgin.
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stop thinking that sex is something magical. its not.
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>>34059827
This its trust.Robos could easily go on tindrr, backpage etc to get a roadt beef sandwich its just that we choose not to degrade ourselves to such meaningless women
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>>34059492
i'm a voluntary virgin in the sense that i could convince some 1-2/10 fat bitch to fuck me, but i don't want to do that.
evolution is a wonderful thing.
but anyway, it's not sex in and of itself which i desire, it's an intimate and loving relationship with a cute non-slutty girl.
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>>34059854
>>34059827
We can't even talk to women, let alone have them look at us voluntarily. What the fuck do you mean if we tried? We do. Over 1,000 swipes on tinder and not a single match. Not a single visit to my profile on LinkedIn or okcupid. It's all bullshit.
Fuck you
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>>34059862
wanna have gay wiener sex with my dick and boner
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>>34059492
You're probably just repressed homosexual
Try fucking a guy or something, or dating
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>>34059883
no but ill do it with your"re dicke and balls
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>>34059883
and you're pennis to
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>>34059878
Do you even know what Linkedin is?
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>>34059854
>I deserve my 10/10 pure virgin waifu who will love me for who I am
>She must find me in the basement without me making any effort! Otherwise it's not fair!
Some robots seriously believe this.
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>>34059492
Yeah. No. You aren't any of those things. Stop trying to kid yourself. You're on /r9k/.
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>>34060084
>you could find better genetics than mine in a rotting corpse at the bottom of the Ganges in India
>therefore everyone else on this board is just as unhealthy and poorly bred as I am
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>>34060083
Desperate women are look rodents.They will go searching through crevices and nooks and cranny once they get desperate enough to find us educated , well mannered , patient men
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>>34060128
Is that paltry attempt at being humble a show of guilt? Look, whatever helps you sleep at night, fellow robot.
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>>34060172
>being this /dumb/
lanigiro
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>>34060171
>educated
>well mannered
>patient
Those guys are out there and highly visible and will get nabbed first. I'm talking about basement-dwelling robots, who are uneducated, jerks, impatient.
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>>34060214
The first step to self improvement is admiting that you are one of us. You aren't a chad. You're just like the rest of us. Accept it or don't. And that's all. Good luck.
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Voluntarily a virgin as in my penis touched her vagina in a moment of lust, but we wanted to wait until marriage so didn't go through with it.
I can probably 'get' a girl, but it wouldn't be one I like very easily.
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>>34060290
>The first step to self improvement is admiting that you are one of us
Im pretty sure the ratio of improved robots is significantly less compared to normies
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>>34060290
But robots don't want self improvement. The first step is to get off /r9k/.
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>>34059492
6' white guy
Had sex one time and the bitch accused me of rape afterwards (no charges thank fuck) because I guess I was that bad. It was with a condom too, wasn't impressed.
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