Shampoo lube pt.2

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>>34059210
Why would you use shamboo as lube?

>>34059210
You're at the hospital...right now?
Lol, like a 24hr emergency room or something?

>>34059359
It's 12:22 where I live

Timezones fgt

>>34059353
I didn't think they would do anything.
Also I was horny and had no more toothpaste

>>34059382
Where do you live? Its 10:23 here.

>>34059210
u deserve this u degenerate


shbdt

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>>34059210

Ah yes, I skimmed by your first thread. It reminded me of when I used shampoo for lube when jacking off, my biggest mistake was not to shower immediately afterwards, I ended up with some red spots all over my dick and balls, it was damn sore and itchy for a couple of days until it eventually returned to normal.

If you read here and there on the internet you'll find that it is often written "DO NOT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE" kek.

Did you have to tell the doc what you had been doing to cause this? On a scale from 1-10, how fucking embarrasing was it?

>>34059398
Dubai

Originalolio

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>>34059428
I told him I just really wanted to clean my asshole and didn't have any soap.
Im pretty sure he knows what really happened though

Also the most embarrassing part was that my sister had to drive me because I couldn't sit down to drive myself

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>>34059484

I'm glad I'm not you right now, anon.
What will you try as lube next time?

>>34059528
I think I won't let anything touch my ass for the next year or so. Maybe I'll use dish soap next time

>>34059572
Just use motor oil.

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>>34059611
Great idea maybe I should use a cactus as dildo while I'm at it

>>34059210
Vaseline is better.

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>>34059392
>toothpaste
is nobody seeing this shit?

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My fokingg sides

>>34059446
Arab or foreigner?

>>34059210
Prolly caused an anal fissure you'll be in extreme agony for the next five to six months

>>34059210
How long were you doing it to cause so much damage?

I've done it before too when I didn't know better, but never need to go to hospital.

>>34059210
now this is a political issue that i have a strong opinion about

>>34059210
That pic related is hilarious, original

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I'd make fun of you, but I honestly contemplated using it as lube before and now I'm glad I've been warned

You've helped atleast one faggot avoid this misery, godspeed opie

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>>34059210
Kek wanted it.
Fuck faggots and lgbt.
You got what you deserve, faggot

i don't think the shampoo as lube was the problem, the problem is that he was doing something degenerate and God is teaching him a lesson

You use fucking conditioner, retard.
Shampoo strips your skin bare of natural oils, oils skin needs to live, conditioner doesn't.

>>34061746
*allah, the one true god

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>>34059392
>toothpaste

OP what the fuck, fucking toothpaste? Jesus Christ dude...

>>34061572
>>>/pol/

origi

>>34059392
Toothpaste hurts so good I feel you man