squishy

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>>34052396
gross

nuh uh. NUH uh.

I'd like to remind you that advice threads belong on /adv/.

only girls get my virgin dick, sorry OP
(No girl(male) kthx)

>>34052511
I-I'm not a male!!!!

pls respond

>>34052396
I can be your boyfriend if you want to.

>>34052396
post tits w time stamp

oreiganaon

>>34052800
/id/limunaire hmu on steam

It's 3AM so I won't stick long but hey

>>34052396
Ex was into the daddy stuff so not really a setback lol, I'm into it

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>>34052396
If you don't have a boyfriend is either because you're a fat landwhale or you're ugly as fuck, or both...

Females ALWAYS have a bunch of orbiters who are willing to fuck her. So stop believing in Disney movies that thricked your mind to believe that some superhero looking guy will come to your life and save you from your misery and make you happy forever. That's not how reality works, the truth is that it's too hard to find someone who will stick to just one penis/vagina because humans are social animals. You wonder why 100 years back wasn't like this? Well, it's called EVOLUTION! Evolution is a change that is changing slowly with time.

In life you either adapt, or you'll perish, only the strongest survive, THAT IS EVOLUTION.

>>34052887
I-I think I'm average looking, and thin. I-I'm only 5'1 though... A-and my breasts aren't that big ;w;

>>34052914
/id/eeeeethan hmu or ill hang myself

>>34052914
PICZ OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

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>>34052949
Get your own princess fuck off I was here first

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>>34052846
>>34052949
I need to know a little bit about you before I can add, otherwise I'll be too shy...

>>34052969
I-I can show proof in private, but I couldn't post here..

>>34052914
Hit me up [email protected]

>>34052396
where you from anon?


original

>>34053003
Do you have any social media, princess?

>>34053003
This is such a cute poster.

>>34053003
Best way to get to know me is to add me. But stats for limu are
>20
>6'3
>dutch
>go to gym
>course in CS
>slice of life / romcom anime
>rock music but will listen anything
>will take you out to places if wanted
>grasshopper & virgin

>>34053003
Post them and stop being a cunt

with timestamp[\spoiler]

>>34052396
>tfw no high school crush bf
I think I would have been very happy if he had been my bf

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>>34053034
Can you even make up words yourself
Steal my life while you're at it

>>34053110
sweet stale black people twitter meme bro xD

>>34052846
Mid european anon?

>>34052396
It's okay anon, even tho it might be tough at times, you'll find someone eventually! just stay positive

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>>34053031
I-I'm from the US!
>>34053034
No... I don't really use that kind of stuff except for my tumblr
>>34053060
Oh... I'm c-cute? :#
Would you want to be my friend anon??
>>34053073
Oh, you're too far... Sorry anon! we could be internet friends if you post a link though!
>>34053094
I can't post here! That would be dangerous!!!
>>34053099
Why didn't you be his gf?

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>>34053137
>posts same frog daily on board for degens
>calls this stale
Are you just pretending to be autistic or doing it for the brain damage tax?

>>34053192
where from in the us?


origenano

>>34053195
U call pepe just a "frog"?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34053192
tfw you replied to everyone except me.I'm this guy >>34053013
Btw I'm from the US too.

>>34053073
Exact stats but am supierior American. Also not a virgin but that's forbidden here. Also didn't waste my time on a computer language I could learn in 15 minutes on the web pal git gud.

>>34053195
i'll be taking my leave now, enjoy kissing this dude's feet bro love u

>>34053162
>Mid european anon?
Dutch.

>>34053192
>Too far
Internet friends works too. /id/limunaire like before.

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>>34053195
shut up you dumb anime posting nigger faggot

>>34053192
Because I was hideous and repulsive to him

>>34053192
You're so adorable!

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>all these thirsty betas replying to a vile attention whore roastie

I fucking hate the fact that this board is the only place I belong yet it's filled with so many fucking retards, hope you all get fucking killed in an accident

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>>34053277
You don't seem to understand.

Your frog holds no power here.

You might as well end life now.

>>34053192
How great. 5'1" is the sweet spot next to 6'3". Ohio reppin.

>>34052914
With breasts it's usually something like that.
Medium>Big>Small
(Medium are better than big...)
I myself have pattern more like
Medium>Small>Big
With very little difference between the first two.
So you know, it's matter of personal opinion, but mediums are usually the best so you don't have any reason to worry about them :)

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>>34053316
You have it all wrong, lad.

This frog IS the power. You aren't welcome here. Your stale memes will never gain traction. Be gone. You are stinking up my board and inconveniencing my brothers.

>>34053277
>namefag
>frog poster
>complaining about what others post

Kys

>>34053192
Hmmm let me guess missouri

>>34053368
my hero!! i'm sweating

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>>34053375
He who has no name bares all the shame.

in other words, kys.

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>>34053225
>>34053241
>>34053271
>>34053298
>>34053309
>>34053318
>>34053358
>>34053389
I'm actually a dude.

kill yourselves

>>34053425
Prove you're OP.

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>>34053425
That wasn't very nice. Some of these guys just wanted a nice lil' lady to keep them company. Why u go and crush their dreams like that, holmes.?

If you want a "daddy", you're not fit to be a mother.

>>34053425
joke's on you pal, i'm gay as fuck msg me /id/limunaire

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>>34053455
>>34053437
>>34053468
le zozzle faec

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>>34053489
>BAMBOOZLED AGAIN
fucking fake robots
like a real robot would go around pretending to be a girl to screw over NEETs
right off from my board

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>>34053489
kek i fucking knew it

first post always wins

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>>34053489
you sure do have a lot of (you)'s
are you happy with yourself now?

>>34053539
im actually a virgin NEET though my dude

>>34053547
yes

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>>34053541
I want to do sinful things with Christ-chan!

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>>34053557
didn't even use my own steam ID now this faggots gonna get random adds

>>34053597
I know that's not that kind of board and all... BUT MOAR!

>>34053425
nice one. maybe they will actually think twice before replying to anyone claiming to be female. probably not but 8/8 b8 m8.

learn your lesson bots, there are only LARPers and traps