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WARNING: DO NOT TAKE JOOJOO CANDY 2017-01-11 01:28:37 Post No. 34052091
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WARNING: DO NOT TAKE JOOJOO CANDY 2017-01-11 01:28:37 Post No. 34052091
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There's a NEW DRUG ON STREETS IN GARY, INDIANA and several other parts of the Midwest called JOOJOO CANDY. Whatever you do, do not take it! It's bright pink, it comes in cans and you're supposed to close your nose and chug it as fast as you can. JooJoo candy is several herbs and spices combined with BLENDED INFANTS. It will get you incredibly high, but you're contributing to a vicious epidemic by partaking in this. There are reports of several pregnant women being kidnapped to be harvested for their "Fresh JooJoo." The police are working on this matter, but until then...make sure not to ingest or purchase any JooJoo. If you live in the midwest, make sure your pregnant friends and family are safe. Finally... it is known for some, after they take their first dose of joojoo...their eyes fall out.
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>>34052091
I tried JooJoo candy, and now I have a stand.
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>>34052091
Just for Science, How exactly would one acquire such a substance?
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>gary indiana
lmao
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>>34052134
If you're in the midwest, go downtown and ask around. Someone will know what it is...
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>>34052117
what name?
oregano comment
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>>34052175
I Remember You
It let's me view the past of a person or object just by looking at them. I'm a little bummed that it's not suited for combat, but oh well.
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>>34052091
>gary
>Indiana
Literally LOL
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how does a blended baby get you high? fucked up on stem cells?
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>>34052374
I'm not giving you any ideas you creep.
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this would make a lot of sense. I literally saw 3 people with only one eye at the same gas station last time I was in Gary
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Anyone want to buy some joojoo from me?
$50 for a can of pure white
$40 for a can of mild yellow
$5 for a can of dirty brown
25cents for a can of black or a 12pack for $2.50
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>>34052429
ew wtf, hell no. I mean come on you disgusting weirdo
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>>34052429
I'LL PAY FOR 2 SETS OF EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING GOT
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Do JooJoo dealers do Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep?
Or are they oriental and do Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price?
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>>34052091
>don't do drugs
Ok
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>>34052091
I googled this and I literally couldn't find any results
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>>34052580
The jews are sliding this shit like crazy, dont let it die
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>Thinking niggers have the resources to get chopped up baby parts
This is how you know its bait.
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>>34052091
Furthermore, this makes mustard gas!
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>>34052624
wtf i hate that stuff now
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>>34052580
maybe because it's fake and you fell for it fucking mong
what kind of blended herb baby candy would pop your eyes out
holy fucking shit
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>>34052429
MODS MODS MOD
WE NEED A MOD IN HERE ASAP CODE 4
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>>34052580
They don't want an outbreak of stand users, so they're trying to cover it up
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>>34052175
My Stand is called Gloomy Sunday
It's mid range and is initially weak, but it feeds on doubt. As the enemy stand becomes more desperate it becomes ever more potent. Then, once they lose hope it deliversa lethal dose of morphineThe Mask never left England. You thought that Islam was responsible for the terror attacks when instead it was me, Harold! Women, drug addicts, breads - all must fall!WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
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God I'm on some good joojoo rn. Feels like I'm blasting through space at light speed. Fuck I can't control it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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i took jojo candy and now i can tell what peoples next lines are
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